Miami Hurricane Prep School

A hat tip to HornFans, where I found this thread. You won't believe this disgrace.

Questions/Observations:

The kid in the red shirt who mocks the other players for stealing pizzas might be the only person in that whole school with his head screwed on right. As it goes in those neighborhoods, he'll be the one murdered in a drive-by. See Ricky in Boyz in the Hood.

The coaching staff should all be executed with repeated blows to the head using a Thurgood Marshall commemorative snow globe. George Washington Carver devised over 1,000 practical uses for the peanut, unfortunately the peanut guillotine was not one of them.

Do you think Mack Brown ever just explodes into Sergio Kindle and puts a triangle on him?

I think instead of hitting and attacking their players, coaches should Indian wrestle them.

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