Urban Meyer hates Allen Iverson

There’s a difference between making those comments to the team, in private, and making them to the press.

I mean, what are we talkin bout? Practice? Not the game I die for everyday, but practice. Practice?

And there’s a difference between making those comments to the team, in private, and not making them at all.

THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!! THIS IS THE SEC!!

Go play intramurals back-up offensive lineman… go play intramurals, brother.

And there’s a difference between not making those comments at all, and instead, making comments that are vaguely positive and mostly incomprehensible.

Are you calling Mack Brown a pussy?

I liked it when you fought Santa Claus.

and sometimes making no comments at all is actually like making no comments to anyone in either public or private settings. and sometimes that actually speaks louder than if someone, were to in fact, actually make comments to a third party in public but not necessarily privately.

im sorry for going off here but this makes me really angry…

There’s a difference between making those comments to the team, in private, and making them using a sock puppet that looks like Jerry Jones and talks to Barry Switzer’s cock by placing it’s sock puppet mouth on Barry Switzer’s cock and violently going up and down on Barry Switzer’s cock until the sock puppet that looks like Jerry Jones has a mess on its hands.

I had a former player in my office the other day, prior to TCU, and he told me that Mack will definitely chew their ass in private. Threatened to pull this kids scholarship, told him he was the worst player he had ever seen, etc. His public comments drive me nuts as well, but at least he will get on them behind closed doors.

Now, if he would be pissed enough to shake up the depth chart, we’d be on to something.

OK, I’m confused. Is Mack the sock, Barry Switzer, or Barry’s cock?

From the inside of the sock, you can’t explain it, from the outside, it makes you vomit.

Fuck, I thought I had it all figured out who hate who and why they didn’t like one guy’s coaching style and who thought that one guy or another was too soft in public an in private….

Then SizzleChest rattled off some shit about a sock puppet and Barry Switzer’s cock and I suddenly had images of Bob Stoops letting one of his DB’s play in the 2nd half the weekend after being stopped for driving whilst intoxicated with open containers and weed in the car.

Now I’m totally confused.

Assholes.

PS. Your timer sucks. I’m posting at 0003 9/15/07 and OU sucks.

Enough people who know Mack well have reported, for me to believe it, that he can be and is a hard ass in private. I think the issue is just that he genuinely believes in the people around him (this can be a good trait, too), so despite riding them, he maintains his trust in them when it comes to the bottom line.

Sometimes, this works. Sticking with Vince when he was struggling was 100% the right move. Not all coaches would have been as wise – the mistake against Wazzou would have been repeated by Spurrier.

Other times, it has been a mistake, IMO.

Mack might very well be a hard ass in private. Whatever he’s doing, it doesn’t seem to be working.

Maybe three claps is really code for, “I will pull your scholarship, tip the cops off about the weed in your car, and make sure you work at 7-Eleven for the rest of your life if you don’t stop playing like shit. And don’t forget that I know where your family lives from our in-home visit.”

Or maybe it isn’t. Personally, Mack’s dear in the headlights expression during games and his inability to handle any type of criticism make me doubt that he is a hardass, regardless of how much he yells at Peter Ullman behind closed doors.

Longhornmatt… is your “dear” regularly in the headlights?