I no longer find Charlie Weis offensive

 height=Look at the stats.

Notre Dame is dead last in rushing, total offense and scoring. There are only four teams with a worse passing offense.

Now I see Weis has three choices at this point to try and fix his offense.

1. Change quarterbacks

Already done that. There's no one else to put in.

2. Steal his opponents' defensive signals

Not a good time to attempt this. Too many people will be watching.

3. Hire Greg Davis

Turned down too many head coaching jobs to mention to stay at Texas. Newly svelte figure might embarrass Weis.

Hmm. No easy fixes out there for Weis.

At least he still has his looks.

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