I no longer find Charlie Weis offensive
by HenryJames on Sep 17, 2007 7:33 AM CDT
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Look at the stats.
Notre Dame is dead last in rushing, total offense and scoring. There are only four teams with a worse passing offense.
Now I see Weis has three choices at this point to try and fix his offense.
1. Change quarterbacks
Already done that. There's no one else to put in.
2. Steal his opponents' defensive signals
Not a good time to attempt this. Too many people will be watching.
3. Hire Greg Davis
Turned down too many head coaching jobs to mention to stay at Texas. Newly svelte figure might embarrass Weis.
Hmm. No easy fixes out there for Weis.
At least he still has his looks.
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Good job, HJ. I’m finding you less offensive, too.
Most of the time.">)
by beowulf on Sep 17, 2007 9:33 AM CDT reply actions
Try a new Haircut? Maybe wear a Rally Cap?
by I am McLovin' on Sep 17, 2007 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
The med term is pannus, but I’m still partial to the sci-fi/nerd version, Harkonnen.
by Doperbo on Sep 17, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
pannus? as kids we used to call that an “old lady’s hump”. of course we used to call brazil nuts a term that is rather offensive as well so maybe we weren’t so bright after all…
by mileslong on Sep 17, 2007 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
He would have a massive camel toe with that buttinfront he has
by Bobby on Sep 18, 2007 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
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