Or as Ohio State coach Jim Tressell says, "People there should understand when I say Tim Beckman is tornadic."
Story in today's Daily Oklahoman has the details.
When he was secondary coach at Western Carolina, he head butted one of his players in the helmet during pre-game and drew blood.
When he lost a game of pictionary among family and friends, he lectured his partner before tearing the curtains off the wall.
His mother used to give him a lifesaver every time the team his father coached scored a touchdown. Once she gave him a lifesaver the color of the opponent. He smashed it on the ground with his foot and made her give him another one.
Like I said. Crazy.