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Major Applewhite is the greatest offensive coordinator ever, and people are starting to notice.

Applewhite was instrumental in Alabama's blowout win over Tennessee last Saturday. And by 'instrumental' I mean the sole reason. Stupid jerk Nick Saban didn't do anything. Quarterback John Parker Wilson (or is it John Wilson Parker? Parker John Wilson?) tied a school record with 32 completions and finished with 363 yards passing.


Major with the two luckiest guys in the world.

Both the Master Coaches Survey and FOX Sports.com columnist Rich Cirminello named Applewhite Offensive Coordinator of the Week.

And by 'Week' they meant Ever!

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Put in Chris Simms.

by Redfoot on Oct 25, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Something is wrong with your timestamp, btw.

by Redfoot on Oct 25, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s Sarah Jessica Parker.

by Woody Bombay on Oct 25, 2007 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

He is the man!!

by Lets Hire Major on Oct 25, 2007 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope no assistant coach hangs him out the press box by his feet.

by ChrisApplewhite on Oct 25, 2007 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I a Jerk?

by Nick Saban on Oct 25, 2007 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

John Parker Booty?

by bighornfan32 on Oct 25, 2007 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Major will be Texas’ head coach in 2012.

by MIA on Oct 25, 2007 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Simms will be Texas’ head coach in 2013.

by BrickHorn on Oct 25, 2007 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

When will he win a Broils award?

by Sailor Ripley on Oct 25, 2007 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

He won’t win a Broyles because they are going to rename it the Greg Davis award.

by Uncle Rico on Oct 26, 2007 11:12 AM CDT reply actions  

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