Bill Callahan has a limited vocabulary

by HenryJames on Nov 7, 2007 9:56 AM CST in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

Nebraska coach Bill Callahan says he would not consider resigning before the end of the season no matter what amount of money they throw at him.

"That term 'resignation' is not in our vocabulary," Callahan said.

Other terms not in Callahan's vocabulary include 'defense' and 'introspection.'

Nebraska stupidly gave Callahan an extension earlier this year so they'll have to pay him $3.125 million if he's fired this month. That's like a dollar for each rushing yard Nebraska has given up this season.

Callahan says he's actually received some supportive mail from fans, most of which is signed by some guy with the initials 'DIAF.'

"There is no quit in this staff," he said "We're going to keep plugging away and keep pushing and keep coaching and try to get through this."

'Have you tried growing a moustache?'

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Wow, that picture is perfection. You couldn’t find two more incompetent boobs outside of Pamela Anderson.

by Trips Right on Nov 7, 2007 10:09 AM CST reply actions

So it’s Callahan asking Wannstedt about trying to grow a ’stache, right?

by Woody Bombay on Nov 7, 2007 11:17 AM CST reply actions

How short is Callaghan?

by Sgt. Hulka on Nov 7, 2007 11:28 AM CST reply actions

His brother, Jeff Calahan, is the smarter and more talented of the two.

by kchorn04 on Nov 7, 2007 12:06 PM CST reply actions

“Well, if you’re serious about a career in porn, you really should think about one of these. A willingness to work with dudes’ll open a few more doors too.”

by SeeingRed on Nov 7, 2007 12:11 PM CST reply actions