Someone punchasized Michael Goodson's face for free
by HenryJames on Nov 9, 2007 12:51 PM CST
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Texas A&M running back Michael Goodson suffered a broken jaw recently and is out for the remainder of the year. Best part is that his jaw was broken by one of his teammates.
Here is a dramatic reenactment of what I think occurred:
Goodson, while working at a fast food restaurant, tampered with Jorvorskie Lane's Purple Drank soda, and Lane then attacked him.
What? It could've happened that way.
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Nice tackle. That cop have any eligibility left?
by Bobby Jack Akina on Nov 9, 2007 12:58 PM CST reply actions
I think Franky paid a hitman to punch Goodson for new material for his newsletter; only Franky forgot to call off the hit.
by Texoz on Nov 9, 2007 1:02 PM CST reply actions
That cop played defensive end for Coppell. Wanted to go to A&M and walk-on but didn’t get in – went to Tarleton State and pledged Teke. Authored an unsuccessful petition to have tackle football in Intramurals instead of that wussy flag/touch game.
True story.
by McLovin on Nov 9, 2007 1:08 PM CST reply actions
So, McLovin, you’re saying he DOES have some eligibility left? He looks like the kind of guy we could blitz over and over into a wall of blockers.
by Bobby Jack Akina on Nov 9, 2007 1:15 PM CST reply actions
I’ve read that it was Von Miller that broke his jaw. Miller ended up with stitches above his eye or something. Someone wrote that it involved a theft by Goodson. Not sure if that is true, but it seems there is some validity to the Von Miller aspect.
by dedfischer on Nov 9, 2007 2:53 PM CST reply actions
I heard they were jawing at eachother in practice.
by Longhorn_Steve on Nov 9, 2007 3:01 PM CST reply actions
It was Von Miller, and Miller ended up with stitches.
by HenryJames on Nov 9, 2007 3:04 PM CST reply actions
So, I guess this confirms that Dallas is indeed greater than Houston. Or, at least more ghetto.
by dedfischer on Nov 9, 2007 3:09 PM CST reply actions
Shortly thereafter, Goodson and Miller were seen walking together under the branches of the Century Tree. All’s well that end’s well.
by Major Cult on Nov 9, 2007 4:03 PM CST reply actions
Doesn’t it mean they are getting married if they were seen walking under the Century Tree.
by Tyler Durden on Nov 9, 2007 5:00 PM CST reply actions
“Nice tackle. That cop have any eligibility left?”
How awesome would it be to see a jersey with the name “Farva” on it?
by Macanudo on Nov 9, 2007 6:16 PM CST reply actions
“How awesome would it be to see a jersey with the name "Farva" on it?”
Almost as awesome as “Mulva”.
by Gooba on Nov 9, 2007 6:35 PM CST reply actions
Who’s gonna run the smoke draw now?!? Our playbook is now down to 2 plays instead of 3…
by South '06 on Nov 9, 2007 6:42 PM CST reply actions
Looks like rumours of his demise have been greatly exaggerated.
by HenryJames on Nov 10, 2007 12:04 PM CST reply actions
No, aggies can play football with broken jaws. They’re Just That Tough.
Curtis Dickey had a wooden leg, you know.
by Woody Bombay on Nov 10, 2007 12:17 PM CST reply actions
It would appear that the rumors of his jawbreaking have been greatly exaggerated.
by BEHorn on Nov 10, 2007 7:17 PM CST reply actions
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