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Texas vs Arizona State liveblog

Kickoff is less than three and a half hours away!

Scipio was scheduled to do the liveblogging, but he decided it would be fun to taunt a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo. We wish him a speedy recovery.

Who will be in the starting lineup? Mack Brown said every position was open. We'll see just how open.

Texas receives. Arizona State doesn't kick it to Cosby so Texas will get the ball at midfield. Did they only watch the A&M game?

We open with 5 wides. Kyle Hix is starting at right tackle. Ulatoski is starting at LT. Chris Hall is at center.

Charles touches the ball twice for 25 yards. Looks like we're trying to keep the corners from cheating against the run with our horizontal passes.

3rd and 1 inside the 2. Easy play action touchdown to Lokey out of the backfield. Now that was a nice call. 7-0 Texas. So far, so good.

Sergio Kindle makes the tackle on the kickoff.

Let's see the starting defense!

Muckelroy is out there with Norton and Derry. Norton is helped off the field. Killibrew must have gotten food poisoning. Credit to Brown for actually starting the young LBs. The other change is Aaron Lewis starting over Lamar Houston at DE.

Arizona St punting. Good series for the defense.

Next drive begins at our own 10. Three straight runs gets 10 yards.

Musburger just picked up on the Chris Hall story. God looks the other way.

Davis calls a reverse pass, but Arizona St had it covered. 3rd and 9. Punt.

Arizona St will take over on the Texas 47.

Pacific Life commercials. We get it. You have a whale.

Brandon Foster strips the ball and Texas takes over. Refs reviewing. Call stands.

1st and 10 on the 47. Chiles in at QB, and Charles runs it to the 10 on the zone read. Next play Chiles runs it in untouched. 14-0. Chiles needs to stay in.

ChrisApplewhite IMs that Chiles finally juked somebody. He's right. I was beginning to think we had another Reggie McNeal on our hands.

Looks like Brown's 'not our standard' practices have achieved the desired result. Keep it up.

Norton and Muckelroy combine for a 3 yard loss. Football is simple.

Texas is beaten deep, but Carpenter underthrows it and Texas picks off the deflection. Marcus Griffin. Texas takes over with McCoy back in at their own 10.

Texas picks up one first down, but the drive stalls. Charles carried it twice, both for losses. Bring back Chiles.

Arizona St takes over on their own 25. They pick up one first down and then punt. Running a lot of play action to try to give Carpenter time to pass.

Texas to start their 4th possession of the 1st quarter. McCoy back in.

Long pass to Cosby off a busted play. 1st and 10 on the Arizona St 15. Charles breaks tackles and scores on the next play. 21-0.

Where has this team been all year? Think we'll get rid of the hard practices now? Is it really that hard to play the better players?

Kindle makes another tackle on the kickoff.

We blitz two guys and get burned by a screen. Arizona State has it at midfield.

End of the first quarter. But not before Musburger calls Carpenter a 'tough hombre.'

Carpenter with three straight bad throws, but we keep them in it with a pass interference and then roughing the passing penalty. Arizona St has a 1st and 10 on the Texas 14. Carpenter with his 4th straight shit throw.

Carpenter gets hit from behind by Muckelroy and then throws a lateral that is finally recovered by Texas on the Arizona St 44. Officials are reviewing it.

Carpenter looks like the dude from Terminator II. He morphed into a giant dildo on that last play.

Officials say a Texas trainer touched the ball. He didn't. Arizona gets it 1st and goal at the 7. Mack doesn't clap. Good sign.

Mack is pissed and refuses to call the official by his first name.

Officials review it some more and rule it 4th down and 3. Sun Devils going for it. Touchdown. 21-7.

They keep showing the poor bastard that didn't touch the ball. Identified him as 'Chris.' Applewhite?

Flag on negates a good return by Cosby. Charles and McCoy collide on first down and lose 11 yards. We lose yardage on 3rd and 19.

The momentum just swung. Arizona St gets it at the Texas 39.

Arizona St continues to run the same out route because we continue to give it to them. Lokey stops them short on 3rd and 2, but it's 4 down territory. Time out, ASU. Carpenter overthrows a wide open receiver on play action.

The guy on the sidelines has been identified as Mack Brown's stepson. That would explain the team's reaction.

Chiles back in. Three runs gets 9 yards. Punt. Fake to Bobino. First down.

McCoy in. Pass to Shipley along with a facemask penalty takes it to the ASU 26. 3rd and 11. ASU gets a dead ball personal foul, and Texas has it first and goal. McCoy runs it in for a touchdown. 28-7.

A touchdown for each side decided by the referees.

Arizona St stopped on 3rd and 2 by Norton. Punt.

Texas gets it with about 3 minutes left. Loss of 4 on a run, pass batted down and then a delay of game. 3rd and 19. Welcome back, Greg. We punt with 2:13 left.

Kelson strips the receiver on first down, but it rolls out of bounds. 1st and 10 at midfield. Two straight sacks by Orakpo and Kelson will force a punt. Kelson causes a fumble and gets a sack on roughly 5 plays.

Cosby brings it back to the Texas 45. We need to try to score here. So much for that idea. McCoy fumbles and Arizona State has it on the Texas 15 with 52 seconds left.

1st down. Pass out of the back of the endzone.

2nd down. Kindle and Houston force a dump off almost picked by Okam.

3rd down. Incomplete.

4th down. Field goal 28-10.

Larry MacDuff pushed Brown's stepson out of the way just moments after he DID NOT touch the ball.

Thank God for the 1st quarter. Our four drives in the second quarter gained a total of 25 yards, and 3 of them went for negative yardage.

Arizona St's drives have been 17, 3, 9, 11, 80, 8, 3, -3 and 9. They've started 3 drives in Texas territory and only gotten 3 points off them.

Second half underway.

Arizona St receivers have bailed Carpenter out on two first downs. Our DTs are dominating and have made ASU one dimensional. 3rd and 10 from the Texas 30. Bad pass by Carpenter. Field goal off the upright makes it 28-13.

We need to get Charles involved in the game again.

McCoy fumbles the snap on the first play. Loss of 5. Pass in the flat to the fullback gets 3. 3rd and 12. McCoy is sacked for a loss of 16. Nice opening drive.

Four of our last five drives have been for negative yardage. We've gained 7 yards since the first quarter.

ASU starts from the Texas 40. They go deep on 1st down, and Griffin picks it off on the deflection. Big play. Great plays by both Foster and Griffin.

We decide to run two straight plays out of the I for 3 yards. We then get a delay of game. 3rd and 11. Great catch by Nate Jones to pick up the first down. McCoy scrambles for the 1st on 3rd and long. A couple of yards short on 3rd and 5 at midfield.

And ASU muffs the punt and Henry Melton recovers. ASU is trying to give us this game.

1st and 10 at the ASU 32. McCoy scrambles downfield and then fumbles into the endzone. Recovered by Finley for a touchdown. Three fumbles by McCoy. 35-13.

ASU returns the ensuing kickoff past midfield.

Carpenter just throws it up into double coverage for a touchdown. Erick Jackson is still looking for the ball. 35-20. Three guys in Carpenter's face and two guys covering the receiver.

Dennis Erickson's sister just flashed the shocker.

Our offense at this point is McCoy running. Some designed, some not.

End of the 3rd. This is a long fucking game. Charles has been a non factor since the 1st quarter.

Jermichael Finley with his first catch of the game. We've stumbled and bumbled our way into 3rd and goal. Field goal makes it 38-20.

Rudy Carpenter is horrible. You can hear the Texas bench yelling 'Rudy! Rudy!'

Chiles in as Texas takes over at the ASU 39. Long touchdown run by McGee ends it. 45-20.

Carpenter out.

Since 1996 Brown has more wins than any coach in college football.

Foster completely whiffs on a blindside hit on the QB. Should've blitzed Beasley. Backup QB has gotten them a first and goal. Touchdown. 45-27. Erick Jackson's man has scored all 3 ASU touchdowns.

McCoy back in. Musburger says Charles personally told Lisa Salters that he's coming back. He was probably just trying to bang her.

Who the fuck is that hobbit over Brown's shoulder?

We pick up a first down and then turn it over on downs. Not sure Herbstreit and Musburger are even watching the game at this point.

Texas has now won at least 10 games for the seventh year in a row and has won 4 straight bowl games.

This game is now 4 hours old.

Bobino gets run over on the goal line, and it's now 45-34. God damn you, Holiday Bowl!

Announcers can't be bothered to watch the onside kick attempt. Texas recovers with 3:30 left. Musburger has run out of things to say so he's now telling Herbstreit about his first time.

Charles scores another touchdown. 52-34.

Foster gets Texas' 3rd interception of the night.

Game mercifully ends. McCoy forgets to credit God.

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I’m guessing this’ll be my favorite part.

by Minnesotahorn on Dec 27, 2007 3:40 PM CST reply actions  

Is SiegFried okay?

by Doperbo on Dec 27, 2007 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

What should our expectation level be tonight? I have no idea where to set my thermostat.

by Javier on Dec 27, 2007 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

I smell the ghost of 95 Sugar Bowl.

by Nostradamus on Dec 27, 2007 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

My thermostat is set as low as it will go.

by MrWyatt on Dec 27, 2007 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Forget Nostro’s prediction. I’m recalling the inaugural Freedom Bowl.

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

PASS TO LOKEY?!?!? YOU’VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

I heart Pac 10 defenses.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

GD has obviously done some work. I’m certain that Akina will surprise us as well. Right?

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Looked like Norton, Derry, and Muckelroy started at LB. Was that the plan ahead of time?

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody playing the Musburger drinking game? He’s already dubbed players “The Dangerous One” and “The Sure-Handed One.” Is that two drinks, or do we have to have a “pardner” first?

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

you give GD 4 weeks and he will add a new wrinkle almost every time. well done!

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

mccoy gets hit and gets back up. That’s gotta be a good sign.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

LOL, GD figures he just averted approximately 2/5 of his conservative playcalling criticism with that end around ass alone…

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

If that gets overturned the refs need to be hanged.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

I was waiting for Brett to say HeLLOO NFL!

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I don’t think ASU prepared for Chiles.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I can’t decide whether to be excited for the future or pissed about the past.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

It’d be nice if Mack decided he actually wanted to win every game. Where was this the rest of the year?

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed on staying in. That defense looked like Nebraska did when Chiles came into the game. They have no idea how to defend that duo.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA! EAT A DICK RUDY CARPENTER!!!

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Whew. Guy was wide open. Pressure saved us.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

That was a beautiful pass there.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

Did you see GD lay down the law? He is the lawgiver!

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell?

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

please come back charles..

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Any chance we might keep this new hardcore practice attitude?

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

NOS needs to stay.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Playing the more talented players from the start — wow what a concept!

by srr50 on Dec 27, 2007 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Davies talking about the benefits of losing like he knows of what he speaks.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Rudy Carpenter is great at sucking. I hope he keeps talking shit.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Carpenter might have money on this game.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

There is no way you can say there’s indisputable evidence he touched that ball.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

That was a horseshit call. Refs are just trying to keep em in this game.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

That makes up for the two PIs against Texas they didn’t call.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

horseshit call

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

He shouldn’t have been on the field. Even if he did not touch it, he should be flagged for a penalty for sideline infraction which would be our 2nd of the game and a 15 yard penalty.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

you didnt do shit carpenter, what a douchebag…

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

Alright, it’s time to nut up and make sure they don’t take the momentum. Drive one down their fucking throats.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

Right. Let’s see how the refs would like it if the team ballboys didn’t get on the field quickly after every play to supply a new ball.

Not excusing the stupid play, he should have known it was live. But expecting the ballboy not to ever go on the field is silly. They go on the field all game long.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Who was that guy anyway?

by KC on Dec 27, 2007 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

fuck you Cleve. wtf are you doing 3 yards on the field?

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Huck, is he a ballboy?

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Well that 2nd down play call was pretty stupid.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

Nice pussy call, Greg.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

I don’t think he is a ball boy, but the fact that we already had a sideline warning given and that we had more than a handful of folks out on the field might have given the replay refs the idea to go ahead and reverse the call.

It is huge, and the game is now officially on.

by srr50 on Dec 27, 2007 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

Screw the up-downs. Chris is getting the FMJ soap-and-a-sock treatment tonight.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

De-fucking-nied by Lokey.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

By the way, that is Mack’s step son. I think his name is Chris. Surprised the commentators haven’t picked up on that yet.

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

Mack told me to dive on any loose ball

by The T -sip 12th man on Dec 27, 2007 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Chris… saw reported as Mack Brown’s son-in-law. Texags is predictably on Schadenfreunde overload.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Man Rudy Carpenter sucks a huge chode.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Mack Brown’s step son. Unbelievable.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Nice catch, bitch.

by KC on Dec 27, 2007 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

step son from Brent Mussbaum

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Good God. Some of the best material ever presented for the Aggie visitor and that piece of shit is the best he can come up with.

Fucking embarrassing.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

that was macks stepson who supposedly touched the ball. i bet mack starts loving his real children more now…

by mileslong on Dec 27, 2007 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Speaking of gomers and embarrasment… anybody catch the yell leader’s comments at the rally?

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

What do you expect from aggy Huck? Would you really expect any better?

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Did anyone else just know we were faking it there?

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Saw that fake coming. Good call, though. I expected it but still wanted it called.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Oh no doubt it was a solid call with only a half yard to go there. I was begging for one, and it just seemed like one of those times where Mack actually goes for it.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Leave it to ASU to thug up a game.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Why is the ref trying to hurt Finley? Good tackle, though.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Personal Foul on the Umpire!

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

mack’s filing for divorce in the morning.

step it up, texags.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Great answer on that drive. Only questionable call was the empty set on 3rd down with our iffy OL history. They got the stop before the personal foul.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

mack: "Let me answer that for Chris … "

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

GD remains the man.

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

Good thing Chris isn’t red-headed.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

Give GD a month to prepare, and a
he’ll whip a PAC 10 defense’s ass.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Is it really windy or something there? All our kickoffs have gone to around the 20.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

This has been an outstanding fucking game so far.

That is all.

by Doperbo on Dec 27, 2007 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

So, we can get beat by a team that, on their best day, passes gas better than pigskins, yet we can beat the eleventh best team in the nation? Don’t get this….

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

I hear Killebrew clapping in my left rear speaker. If I don’t post again, it’s because I’ve stabbed myself with an icepick.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

Kill makes a play and doesn’t get a PF. SWEET!

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Who the fuck is this ref?!

by yikes on Dec 27, 2007 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Two timeouts and we take a delay penalty. Brilliant!

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Play like this beats K-State, Oklahoma, and that other team we lost to…

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Where the hell has Kelson been all year?

It’s a real shame he’s barely seen the field the last two seasons.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

ftf, your shit is broke.

You don’t have permission to access /ballboy.jpg on this server.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

Brent Mussboiger has the world’s greatest superlatives EVER.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

copy and paste. works for me.

by ftf on Dec 27, 2007 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

Kelson on the sack.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Apparently, the field is wider than the painted area indicates on our side of the field.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Inconclusive. And don’t post a link and tell me to cut and paste.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Well that’s about the worst possible thing that could have happened.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Where’s the ASU ballboy?

by Spawn of Cthulhu on Dec 27, 2007 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

ok. don’t cut and paste.

by ftf on Dec 27, 2007 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Dan is right… Fix your link, dude. The link is borked. Maybe your yeah-it-works is broke.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry that was too strong… What I meant was I get a 404, too.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Carpenter is going to need to be shoveled off the field by the end of the game.

by wildcat09 on Dec 27, 2007 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

ASU doing a good job of blocking air.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

for whatever reason, the link works when I cut and paste it, too.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Picture shows him to be innocent.It also shows 4 Texas coaches and 3 players on the field who don’t belong there.Strangely in the background it appears that there is a USC cheerleader rooting for the fumble.

by Aggie Lurking on Dec 27, 2007 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Link works for me. Milkman Dan gets his computer advice from Radio Shack.

by HenryJames on Dec 27, 2007 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

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You don’t have permission to access /ballboy.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.37 Server at www.texastrumpets.com Port 80

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

Dan: Figured it out. We’re using Mozilla. I used IE Tab and the jpg all of a sudden is available.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Halftime – Texas 28 Refs 7 Greg Davis 3

by Aggie Lurking on Dec 27, 2007 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

I’ve got questions. They’ve got transistors for a twenty-year old breadboard.

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

I’m Chris Jesse’s real father.

by MrWyatt on Dec 27, 2007 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Watch Chris’s perfect fielding position and you’ll see why UT’s also a baseball school.

by pong on Dec 27, 2007 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Even our ballboys are poorly coached

by RansomStoddard on Dec 27, 2007 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Tremendous amounts of credit to Mack for having this team ready to play and breathing fire in the first half.

by AustinYankee on Dec 27, 2007 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

It was our pleasure to put your team in a pissed off mood.

by The coach formerly known as Fran on Dec 27, 2007 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

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by pong on Dec 27, 2007 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

Did ESPN steal the score from Rocky V for this production?

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

Despite what Kirk says, Colt is having another horrible game..with very little o-line help

by The Clapper on Dec 27, 2007 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

Why do we have the worst punter in football?

by RansomStoddard on Dec 27, 2007 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

There’s that great play. Give Charles the ball while he’s standing still.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

No better high school game around to have a heart problem at than a Westlake/Austin High game.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

What does it take to get a flag for hit out of bounds?! C’mon.

by kujotx on Dec 27, 2007 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

“No better high school game around to have a heart problem at than a Westlake/Austin High game.”

Just wait till next year. I understand the UIL might move Pflugerville into the Austin Hi! district.

by srr50 on Dec 27, 2007 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

ASU is fucking terrible.

by Holdem on Dec 27, 2007 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

Austin High has beaten Westlake 2 straight years I hear.

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

What do you get with Pflugerville parents in the stands, emergency tire rotations?

by jimmyjazz on Dec 27, 2007 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, that Nader episode seems like forever ago.

I think Westlake had scoreboard on Austin High at the time. Long time ago.

And Pflugerville is a good program. Not sure they can compete with WHS and AHS in the number of cardiologists area. Much better football team this year, though.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

Clutch hold by the center on Lamarr Houston made that TD possible.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

Did the ASU receiver just flash the ’hook’em horns"?

by jimmyjazz on Dec 27, 2007 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

John Mackovick just smiled and said, “Erick Jackson can play on my defense any time.”

by Holdem on Dec 27, 2007 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

I’m leaving the game to go harpon a whale…anyone coming?

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

That play has to go.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

“Not sure they can compete with WHS and AHS in the number of cardiologists area…”

True, but if renewed they should get Austin Hi on “Friday Night Lights”

by srr50 on Dec 27, 2007 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

And rename it ‘Friday Night Slights?’

by HenryJames on Dec 27, 2007 10:26 PM CST reply actions  

Too bad WHS has lost their run. Southlake will do the same in a few years. And neither will be able to recover. I need to get back to my WR screens.

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

Damnit, missed the whale.

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

I don’t want to start a rumor that gets back to our D, but Sam Bradford said that he thinks our D players are a bunch of homos.

by kchorn04 on Dec 27, 2007 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

Sam should know.

Oh, look! TD McGee.

by jimmyjazz on Dec 27, 2007 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

Nice to see Texas kicking the shit out of teams again.

by Holdem on Dec 27, 2007 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

Rudy Carpenter’s vagina flared up. He’s out of the game.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

Laugh all you want, but if you don’t kiss my baleen, you’ll be eating dog food when you retire.

by PacificLifeWhale on Dec 27, 2007 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

I’m coming for you PLW

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

By the time this game is over, most of you will be retirement age.

by PacificLifeWhale on Dec 27, 2007 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

PLW,

Are annuities right for me?

by HenryJames on Dec 27, 2007 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

Harpon isn’t working. PLW is about to be golf balled.

by WWGDD on Dec 27, 2007 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

Muckleroy is a beast. Only an idiot like Akina couldn’t figure that out

by RansomStoddard on Dec 27, 2007 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

Annuities or analities?

by jimmyjazz on Dec 27, 2007 11:05 PM CST reply actions  

Musberger is nodding off quicker than John Belushi on an 8-ball bender.

by jimmyjazz on Dec 27, 2007 11:09 PM CST reply actions  

If I have to listen to Muskrat or Herbstreet talk about the Patriots again, I’m going to go ram a Japanese factory ship.

by PacificLifeWhale on Dec 27, 2007 11:10 PM CST reply actions  

JAMAAL F’IN CHARLES!!!

by Adam on Dec 27, 2007 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

Akina had his best showing of the year in this game.

The defense allowed 34 points even though we had 4 takeaways.

by Huckleberry on Dec 27, 2007 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

Off to get some krill. Later.

by PacificLifeWhale on Dec 27, 2007 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

I imagine Akina as the ten year old girl in Jurassic Park.

“Pac 10 Offense. I know this!”

by Milkman Dan on Dec 27, 2007 11:21 PM CST reply actions  

Please god don’t let Mack listen to Kirk and Brent talk about how great Akina prepared this team for this game. I fear another year of Akina.

by someone on Dec 27, 2007 11:22 PM CST reply actions  

woohooo! always good to end on a win, 4 bowls in a row.

now mack, how about we win some money next year in a bcs bowl.

by hehe on Dec 27, 2007 11:26 PM CST reply actions  

Just as I predicted. Texas and Mack Brown dominated.

Bow to the wizard bitches.

by echeese on Dec 27, 2007 11:33 PM CST reply actions  

Where are all you guys that said that Arizona State would kill Texas?

Arizona State was what I thought they were!

by echeese on Dec 27, 2007 11:42 PM CST reply actions  

Why was he anywhere near the ball? Whether he touched it
or not is irrelevant. Thank God it didn’t matter ….!

by retrobater on Dec 28, 2007 12:10 AM CST reply actions  

We’re still gonna get a new defensive coordinator right?

by yikes on Dec 28, 2007 12:12 AM CST reply actions  

Okay. So I fouled the BON board. I’m happy we won by more than 7 so I don’t have to drive down to Austin and put the red headed kid in a dumpster.

by Austin180 on Dec 28, 2007 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

“What do you get with Pflugerville parents in the stands, emergency tire rotations?”
- that was awesome!

I’m sick of retired people surfing with whales. Why don’t they go play bingo and bitch about these kids today?

by AustinYankee on Dec 28, 2007 7:49 AM CST reply actions  

Shut up Brent!

by Dan Fouts on Dec 28, 2007 9:16 AM CST reply actions  

Not even myself or Duane Akina could screw this game up. Had I been an eligible player, I was going to take that one to the house. Thank God, we have a good LBer coach to tell me different.

by Sally Brown's Bastard Child on Dec 28, 2007 9:25 AM CST reply actions  

“Just as I predicted. Texas and Mack Brown dominated.

Bow to the wizard bitches."

God, the earth version of me is insufferable. The secret upcoming collision of our planets can’t come soon enough. Oops.

by bizarro echeese on Dec 28, 2007 9:53 AM CST reply actions  

Scipio and Henry James may write better than I do but I am smarter, better looking, and funnier.

Bow down subjects. I am your master

by echeese on Dec 28, 2007 10:00 AM CST reply actions  

ASU needed Sam Keller

by ChicagoTTU on Dec 28, 2007 11:23 AM CST reply actions  

My favorite part was Erickson sister flashing the shocker.

by Capt. Insano on Dec 28, 2007 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

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