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Mack Brown curse claims latest victim.

Ryan Perrilloux has finally been kicked off the LSU football team.

LSU head coach Les Miles said that Perrilloux "didn't fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete." What those obligations were are left to the reader's imagination.

He's just the latest in a long line of players, particularly quarterbacks, who have suffered career setbacks after spurning a scholarship offer from Texas. Kyle Wright, Rhett Bomar and now Perrilloux.

My favorite part of the article is the part that says Perrillux plans to finish out the spring semester. So after his finals in 'Drive Thru Daquiri Preparation' and 'Casino Profit Skimming' he'll only be 84 credits shy of a degree in Louisiana Arts.

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Son, this is gonna hurt me more than it it hurts you. Sort of.

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Balls.

by John Brantley on May 2, 2008 9:55 AM CDT reply actions  

No matter. I am untouchable.

by Russell Shepard on May 2, 2008 9:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Don’t forget Barfighting 101, bitches.

by Ryan Perrilloux on May 2, 2008 9:58 AM CDT reply actions  

I predict that he will be calling some dude in mirrored sunglasses “Boss” inside of a year.

by Nostradamus on May 2, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions  

I’m still flyin’ high, my brothah!!!!

Ummmmm, boogers.

by Chase Daniel on May 2, 2008 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Did anything bad ever happen to Billy Don Malone?

by Bob in Houston on May 2, 2008 10:20 AM CDT reply actions  

“Louisiana Arts” hahhahhahha

Freaking funny.

by Colin on May 2, 2008 10:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Did anything bad ever happen to Billy Don Malone?

You might say that.

by HenryJames on May 2, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Other than having to answer to “Billy Don”? No.

by Woody Bombay on May 2, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Anyone that can make a solid daquiri is not a bust in the game of life.

by kchorn04 on May 2, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

So:

QB’s who spurn Texas (a la Perrilloux) tank.

QB’s who are spurned by Texas (a la Reesing, Daniel) go on to great success.

So you guys need to continue to recruit somewhere right in the fucking middle.

by South '06 on May 2, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

South, I don’t know about that.

by Bobby Reid on May 2, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Did they say when this latest permanent suspension will end (just before two a days)?

by Spawn of Cthulhu on May 2, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

If he transfers to McNeese, or SFASU, or any other school, we have got to schedule them to take Arkansas’ spot in the 2009 schedule- on the condition that Perriloux plays the whole game.

by TaylorTRoom on May 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

i bet he fights dogs too

by marc on May 3, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s not really a curse. Evil shuns good. The good try to help the evil, but the evil cannot countenance good and shun it.

by Evangelistic One on May 4, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

It seems like we had a few big recruiting misses/ de-commits in 2003-04, and the majority were kicked off their teams.

2003:
 - Rhett Bomar- kicked off OU
 - Adrian Peterson- did pretty well at OU

2004:
 - Perilloux- kicked off LSU
 - Fred Rouse – kicked off Florida State (how do you do that?!)
 - Martellus Bennet – did well in both B-Ball & football for A&M

by hoju on May 4, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

He will be washing my car at the local car wash soon. I can’t wait to make fun of him…

by Brett on May 4, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

“QB’s who are spurned by Texas (a la Reesing, Daniel) go on to great success”

No shit, playas. Four year of GD might of kept me out of the league.

by Drew Brees on May 5, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Dree Brees was a Mackovic ball drop. Austin Westlake Graduate, Class of 1996.

by Bates Horn on May 6, 2008 10:26 AM CDT reply actions  

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