Mack Brown curse claims latest victim.
Ryan Perrilloux has finally been kicked off the LSU football team.
LSU head coach Les Miles said that Perrilloux "didn't fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete." What those obligations were are left to the reader's imagination.
He's just the latest in a long line of players, particularly quarterbacks, who have suffered career setbacks after spurning a scholarship offer from Texas. Kyle Wright, Rhett Bomar and now Perrilloux.
My favorite part of the article is the part that says Perrillux plans to finish out the spring semester. So after his finals in 'Drive Thru Daquiri Preparation' and 'Casino Profit Skimming' he'll only be 84 credits shy of a degree in Louisiana Arts.

Son, this is gonna hurt me more than it it hurts you. Sort of.
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I predict that he will be calling some dude in mirrored sunglasses “Boss” inside of a year.
by Nostradamus on May 2, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
I’m still flyin’ high, my brothah!!!!
Ummmmm, boogers.
by Chase Daniel on May 2, 2008 10:04 AM CDT reply actions
Did anything bad ever happen to Billy Don Malone?
by Bob in Houston on May 2, 2008 10:20 AM CDT reply actions
Did anything bad ever happen to Billy Don Malone?
You might say that.
by HenryJames on May 2, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions
Other than having to answer to “Billy Don”? No.
by Woody Bombay on May 2, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions
Anyone that can make a solid daquiri is not a bust in the game of life.
by kchorn04 on May 2, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions
So:
QB’s who spurn Texas (a la Perrilloux) tank.
QB’s who are spurned by Texas (a la Reesing, Daniel) go on to great success.
So you guys need to continue to recruit somewhere right in the fucking middle.
by South '06 on May 2, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
Did they say when this latest permanent suspension will end (just before two a days)?
by Spawn of Cthulhu on May 2, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
If he transfers to McNeese, or SFASU, or any other school, we have got to schedule them to take Arkansas’ spot in the 2009 schedule- on the condition that Perriloux plays the whole game.
by TaylorTRoom on May 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions
It’s not really a curse. Evil shuns good. The good try to help the evil, but the evil cannot countenance good and shun it.
by Evangelistic One on May 4, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
It seems like we had a few big recruiting misses/ de-commits in 2003-04, and the majority were kicked off their teams.
2003:
- Rhett Bomar- kicked off OU
- Adrian Peterson- did pretty well at OU
2004:
- Perilloux- kicked off LSU
- Fred Rouse – kicked off Florida State (how do you do that?!)
- Martellus Bennet – did well in both B-Ball & football for A&M
by hoju on May 4, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
He will be washing my car at the local car wash soon. I can’t wait to make fun of him…
by Brett on May 4, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
“QB’s who are spurned by Texas (a la Reesing, Daniel) go on to great success”
No shit, playas. Four year of GD might of kept me out of the league.
by Drew Brees on May 5, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions
Dree Brees was a Mackovic ball drop. Austin Westlake Graduate, Class of 1996.
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