Folsom Field will try to become zero-waste
by HenryJames on Aug 6, 2008 6:56 AM CDT
in Texas Longhorns and Other Football
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PrintColorado started an initiative to have the first zero-waste football stadium in the country.
Great. So all the shit they throw at opposing fans will now be bio-degradable?
Ralphie's Green Stampede:
- All food and beverage containers will either be recycled or composted
- Colorado football players will now use earth friendly weapons such as rocks to assault the student body
- There will be valet parking for bicycles at the stadium
- Carbon offsets will be purchased to match the energy use at the stadium
- Dan Hawkins will spend the season wearing buffalo robes and living in a Douglas-fir tree
Colorado fans race to start composting.
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For some reason that picture reminds me of this:
by HenryJames on Aug 6, 2008 8:38 AM CDT reply actions
I thought you were joking about valet parking for bicycles.
by DBH on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 AM CDT reply actions
One thing I never joke about is valet parking for bicycles.
by HenryJames on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 AM CDT reply actions
So I see.
I’m fascinated by visionaries. I must honestly confess that valet parking for bicycles at a football stadium is something I never would have thought of, much less suggested.
by DBH on Aug 6, 2008 9:53 AM CDT reply actions
I was in Boulder the day before they played OU last year. Within five minutes of setting foot on CU’s campus, I smelled marijuana. Burnt marijuana.
by HenryJames on Aug 6, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
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