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2008 Kansas Football Preview - State of the Union

While the rest of the college football world went about their business last year, things were clandestinely happening in Kansas. The clues were there to any sports reporters who were paying attention. Raw materials from Texas being shipped to Lawrence. Intellectual know how taken from the breakaway Republic of Oklahoma. And a whole helluva lot of yellow cake. Mostly from Duncan Hines.

Kansas was building a football team.

They unleashed the equivalent of an atom bomb last season by winning the Orange Bowl and finishing in the Top 10. No secret to their success. They were a solid well-coached football team who mastered the fundamentals and did not beat themselves. They have to replace some weapons in their lineup, but they haven't used up all their arsenal. Not by a longshot. They've still got Fat Man and Little Boy.

The Fat Man is head coach Mark Mangino. Duh. Putting all the fat jokes aside, the man is a good coach. Resuming the fat jokes now., Mangino has made morbid obesity cool. Talk to anyone, and they'll all tell you the same thing. Three hundred fifty is the new thirty. But he's so popular in Kansas that he could get a handjob from Dorothy at this point. Kansas awarded his largness with some largesse of their own. He signed a contract extension that will pay him $2.3 million per year through 2012. That's a bargain compared to paying his insurance premiums.

Kansas also recently completed their Anderson Family Football Complex. If you're going to compete against Texas and OU, you need to have the facilities. Mangino is also using it to hoard the spice melange and vows to overtake the House Atreides as the dominant power in the North. You can take the Harkonen out of Arakis, but you can't take Arakis out of the Harkonen.

The Little Boy in Kansas' arsenal is diminutive quarterback Todd Reesing. Reesing is a 5'10" quarterback from Lake Travis whose turnoffs include festival seating and tape measures. He had a breakout year at quarterback last year after hitting puberty. I've always felt poor quarterback play is what stopped Mangino from having greater success at Kansas. That and the fact that it's Kansas. Reesing is another empirical data point showing that size just isn't that important to a quarterback. In certain systems. On the college level. You can't stop him. You can only hope to call an Amber Alert to contain him.

Either Jake Sharp or junior college transfer Jocques Crawford will try to replace Brandon McAnderson at tailback. Whom to choose?! A vexing question indeed.

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Sharp actually had about 800 yards rushing last year, but a majority of them came against Toledo, Central Michigan and Baylor. Tree. Forest. No one is listening. Crawford's Kansas bio says he likes to 'walk on the beach, ride horses, shop, text...' So I guess in order to get oral from 15 year old girls, you have to know where to find them. Too soon? Crawford has a ton of potential though. I'm hoping that Sharp gets the starting job because I was a big fan of Jake and The Fatman.

Dexton Fields and Dezmon Briscoe are both excellent receivers. They are nicknamed D&D because when combined with an elf they can be entertaining for a couple of hours. Anything longer than that and you just want to go watch a replay of the Kansas basketball team's win over Memphis. Depth will come from backup quarterback Kerry Meier. Meier could have talked shit and transferred to Emporia State when he lost the job to Reesing, but that type of behavior and the teaching of evolution are frowned upon in Kansas. I have no idea who the tight end will be, but it's Kansas. The best tight end on campus will invariably be playing small forward for the Jayhawk basketball team.

The offensive line has to replace both tackles. If anybody can find some replacements, it's Mangino. Been a fan of his offensive line coaching ever since he created a serviceable line at OU out of three walkons, a converted defensive end and Bob Stoops' unresolved issues with his father. We'll see what Mangino pulls out of his ass when they play George Selvie and South Florida in September. They're set in the interior though with three seniors. Center Ryan Cantrell is one of the best in the conference at his position, something Kansas hasn't been able to say since Scot Pollard graduated. Mangino speaks highly of freshman tackle Jeff Spikes, and depth will come from Australian juco transfer Nathan D'Cunha. His highlite video is quite impressive:

Former co-defensive coordinator Bill Young relocated to Florida, as people his age are prone to do, but his ‘You kids get off my lawn!’ defensive philosophy served Kansas well for six years. Co-defensive coordinator Clint Bowen now gets the full time gig so don’t look for many changes. Young left him nine starters, a bag of Werther’s Originals and an office that smelled like the inside of my grandma's purse.

Kansas has the best linebacking unit in the conference. They’re not the most athletic group, but they’re rarely out of place. Ninety percent of defensive success is just showing up. See Young v. Reid, 4th and 18 (2004) for a dissenting opinion. Senior James Holt is the comedian of the group. When asked on the KU football site where his favorite place to eat in Lawrence was, he replied ‘Braum’s (if we had one).’ Well played, sir. The best pro prospect is Mike Rivera. He’s big and can run. Middle linebacker Joe Mortensen was 1st Team All Big 12 last year, and his pre game ritual is slapping Rivera in the face. You have to respect that.

Brorsen, Larson, Blakesley and Haselhorst. Great name for a St. Cloud law firm. Not so great for a Big 12 defensive line. The defensive line’s job at Kansas is to keep blockers off the linebackers or at least it should be. They were solid last year, but nothing special. Returning senior DE starters Russell Brorsen and John Larson are both academic All-Americans. So if you asked to come up with a description for their pass rush, they can find multiple synonyms for the word 'anemic.' Brorsen plans to go to dental school so at least he's a sadistic fuck. You need at least one of those on your defense. Starting tackles are senior Todd Haselhorst and junior Caleb Blakesley, who entered Kansas after wandering the plains for forty years. Neither of them will be as good as the departed James McClinton. If they can cockblock opposing linemen for the linebackers, they'll have done their jobs. Kansas has some young players on the line who will provide depth and hopefully start, but because it's Kansas no one has ever heard of them.

Aqib Talib was renditioned to the NFL in April leaving behind some big shoes to fill along with eleven wives. Senior Kendrick Harper will try to replace him. Future star Chris Harris will start on the other side. They return both starting safeties from last year, Darrell Stuckey and Patrick Resby, and also Justin Thornton. Thornton started the final four games in place of the injured Resby. Teams with above average quarterbacks tended to pistol whip them even with Talib though often making him the equivalent of an Egyptian MIG-21 in the Six Day War.

So what's in store for Kansas? Well, the schedule just got a lot tougher. Gone are Kansas Baylor, Oklahoma State and A&M. Replacing them are OU, Texas and Tech. Throw in a road game at South Florida and Missouri in Kansas City and you have a rough slate. They have to replace some key players on both sides of the ball, but they have a strong returning nucleus. They've tasted success, and they want more. And Mangino wants something he hasn't seen in almost nine months.

Another piece of fruit.

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Good stuff. Do you think Reesing has to take Meier with him to the fair in order to get on the bumper cars?

I thought Larson and Brorsen were the underrated stars on that defense last year. Those dudes may not be the most physically gifted, but they rarely make any mistakes or lose containment, and shed blocks well.

by dedfischer on Aug 15, 2008 7:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Yo.

Best Team Year Record Season Rank All-Time Rank 2007 11-1 3 (3%) 407 (3%) Finishes #1 Top 5 Top 10 Top 25 0 1 4 13 Average Season Ranking Last 4 Last 10 Last 25 All-Time 39.5 (33%) 61.9 (53%) 62.1 (56%) 53.0 (49%) Worst Team Year Record Season Rank All-Time Rank 1988 1-10 101 (96%) 11711 (96%)

by Huckleberry on Aug 15, 2008 7:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Kansas has had quite a few assistant coaches move on to greater things. John Cooper (‘67 to ’72), Terry Donahue (’68 – ‘70), Don James (’56), Wade Phillips (‘75), Dick Tomey (’67-‘70), and Ron Zook (’83) all spnt time in Lawrence (so did Carl “Bull” Reese from ’75 – ’76).

In retrospect, those ’68 – ’70 teams must have been pretty well coached. Pepper rodgers was the head coach, and he had Cooper, Donahue and Tomey as assistants. They went to the Orange Bowl in ’68, but fell to 1 – 9 and 5 – 6 the next couple of years.

by TaylorTRoom on Aug 15, 2008 7:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Actually, I’m a touch disappointed. The other previews were much funnier. Probably kinda hard to find stuff on Kansas though because we’re Kansas.

Wanted to point out a couple of things:

D-line: Haselhorst left the team a couple of months ago. He was experiencing medical issues (by his own account) and literally could not play football anymore. At all. He is, however, still enrolled and finishing his degree. In his place look to see Jamal Greene (6’4", 301lbs) or Richard Johnson (6’2" 280lbs) or true freshman Darius Parish (6’4" 341 lbs).

Also, Larson may lose his starting position to Max Onyegbule who has really come on strong as of late.

And, Rivera and Mortensen actually trade slaps before every game and at halftime.

Also, Mangino has visibly lost weight (rumor is that he had lap-band surgery last spring); that being said, he’s still fat.

by Leonidas on Aug 15, 2008 8:06 AM CDT reply actions  

@ dedfischer – I’m still not positive what to think about Brorsen/Larson. As you said, they’re incredibly reliable and won’t lose contain, etc. But they generate almost NO pass rush. Last year they combined for 4 sacks and 4 QBHs. In this pass happy league you have to get more pressure from your DEs than that.

by hiphopopotamus on Aug 15, 2008 8:17 AM CDT reply actions  

@ Leo – Where did you hear that about Larson/Onyegbule? Not saying it isn’t true, just that I had not heard it…

by hiphopopotamus on Aug 15, 2008 8:33 AM CDT reply actions  

@hippo — just rumor-mill so far.

by Leonidas on Aug 15, 2008 8:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Open practice today should shed some insight.

by Leonidas on Aug 15, 2008 9:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Onyegbule was ahead of Larson at the last open practice. We’ll see how it is this week. But with Mangino, you can never pin down the starters until game 1. I think he likes messing with the fans in that regard.

by RadioSIlence on Aug 15, 2008 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Hippo, I would give HenryJames’ left nut for Tech to have two DEs, who played the run as well as Larson and Brorsen. Especially, in this league. The QB play is at such a high level in the Big 12, that guy’s get rid of the ball so quick it eliminates the effectiveness of pass rushing DEs. It’s almost more critical for them to be able to bat balls down. I would be curious as to how many of those they had.

by dedfischer on Aug 15, 2008 9:14 AM CDT reply actions  

This has been my favorite so far. Subtle and nuanced (festival seating and tape measures) with a dash of Harkonnen sci-fi geek smack.

BTW- do you guys still wear those “Our coach is PHAT!” shirts to away games? I will admit they made me chuckle at the game here a few years back.

by Doperbo on Aug 15, 2008 9:24 AM CDT reply actions  

I’m sure we’ll see plenty of “Our coach is PHAT!” along with “Our coach can eat your coach!” shirts as well. I like the “Fighting Manginos” shirts the best.

by Leonidas on Aug 15, 2008 9:51 AM CDT reply actions  

A review of Kansas Football 2008 isn’t complete without talk of special teams.

We’ve got to replace our Kicker and Punter.

For kicker, we’ve got a three-way race too close to call with a bunch of kids from kicking factories

For punter, the race is between some kid who was at Bowling Green named Rojas and……Kerry Meier, or WR/backup QB.

Also, expect Mangino to learn a few things from his brief encoutner with Frank Beamer.

KU could line up with Reesing at QB, Meier at WR (our #2 QB), AJ Steward at TE (who was our #3 QB during spring drills), and WR Marcus Hereford (who was a QB at the beginning of his career at KU). All can throw a decent ball.

Expect the trickery to commence!

by Rivethead on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 AM CDT reply actions  

Going A-11 on us?

by dedfischer on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 AM CDT reply actions  

We’re still Kansas….so not THAT much trickery.

by Rivethead on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

It really doesn’t matter who Kansas has to replace, because it’s not like they are losing anything. Every player on that team was built up from nothing, so there is no reason not to think the next guy won’t be built in similar fashion. Mangino is just a more prolific Dr. Frankenstein.

BTW, it’s Frahn-ken-steen.

by ChrisApplewhite on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

As a KU alum, it’s sure fun to see a competitive football team. There were glimpses under Glen Mason in the 1990s but when he left, it reverted back to the Dark Ages.

The whole “easy schedule” think is overplayed. Kansas did score >40 per game. Even against Big 12 foes. The Orange Bowl was a nice plus.

by Mark Mangina on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Whether or not last year’s schedule was easy, this year’s schedule is going to be very difficult. But Kansas fans have no reason to apologize. You won all your games save one, and you won the Orange Bowl.

by HenryJames on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 AM CDT reply actions  

My Step dad is a Larson from St. Cloud. No shit.

HJ, probably your best work since ‘The Ambassadors’.

Now that expectations in Lawrence have been raised in a sport other than basketball, it will be interesting to see how the fanbase deals with anything else than a perfect season.

by Vasherized on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Fans with raised expectations are the worst. They should be happy with whatever I,,,uhh I mean Mangino,,,gives them.

by Mack Brown on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

“Now that expectations in Lawrence have been raised in a sport other than basketball, it will be interesting to see how the fanbase deals with anything else than a perfect season.”

I don’t think it’ll be any different than how Texas football fans deal with bad basketball… it’s not that important.

by Bob in Houston on Aug 15, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

@ ded – I agree to the point. As for your question, Larson batted 2 and Brorsen had 4.

As for the pressure, I agree a George Selvie is not all that necessary. But there’s no better way to disrupt a QB than to get pressure on him and that game at Arrowhead is still too fresh in my mind to be content. Daniel had all day back there and it led to him going 40-49.

by hiphopopotamus on Aug 15, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Might have to get Mangino one of those floating suits like Baron Harkonnen had.

by Steve Nebraska on Aug 15, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

hippo, you’re right. I don’t think there’s a better way to stop a zone read spread offense than with 2 badass DEs, but you’ve got two pretty damn solid ones. What’s more critical against teams like Mizzou and Tech is getting an interior pass rush from smaller, quick DTs. This disrupts the timing of everything we (Tech) and they (Mizzou) try to do.

by dedfischer on Aug 15, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Bob,

I see your point and it’s a fair connection. But judging by the way KU fans have been aggressively defending last season (The fat man has delivered our seat at the table and we’re not going anywhere!) and how they have similar semi-delusional expectations for this season despite losing key players and facing a tougher schedule, I’m noticing some of that rabid rock chalk fever creeping over to the gridiron.

Mangino has delivered the nectar and they want more now.

Can’t blame them for the excitement, it certainly adds some spice to the otherwise bland cocktail that is the Big 12 North. Getting frothier by the season, no doubt.

by Vasherized on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Vash… I don’t blame them either. I suppose I’ve defended UT hoops on phog.net in much the same way (although, when you get down to it, Texas hoops has had 20 years of pretty good success… KU football hasn’t).

I also don’t disagree that it will be interesting to see how they react to whatever happens. I just don’t think that, at the end of the day, football success will make them feel better if basketball were to drop to the middle of the B12 (not that I expect that, either).

by Bob in Houston on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

You all have to bear in mind that we’ve had to spend 11 years listening to the nouveau riche KSU fans talk about how great their team is after almost 100 years of them being the worst program in college football. We’ve had to listen to them say things like “KSU is to football what KU is to basketball” when their football team would beat the dogshit out of ours. Now that the tables have turned, the KU fan base is somewhat reflexively increasing our fervor in response to our in-state brethren. We know where we’re coming from, but we also know that we can be better. Contrast with KSU fans who view their program as equal of Texas, Florida, Oklahoma, USC, etc.

by Leonidas on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Nouveau riche KSU fan = anyone wearing a Mark Simoneau jersey and crocs.

by Vasherized on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

@ dedfischer – i will definitely concede that. And don’t take this to think I’m not content with Larson/Brorsen, just that I’m hoping to get a little more out of them (as one would expect from any returning starters) or to mix in Laptad/Onyegbule/Wheeler to give them some rest and generate some of that rush.

@ vasher – Well played, sir. Could not have said it better myself.

by hiphopopotamus on Aug 15, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

As usual, well done.

You could have done without the Crawford slam as he was pretty much absolved of all wrong doing. I’ve misplaced the link, but SI.com had a long (and I mean LOONNNGG) article from his high school coach and others involved in the situation detailing the railroad job (read: white girl likes black guy, black guy wants nothing to do with crazy bitch, white girl sends text (paraphrasing): “If you don’t do me, I’ll cry rape”, white girl’s parents get black guy thrown in jail).

Other than that, very funny.

by TommyTutone on Aug 15, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

ku had a freakishly low number if injuries, freakishly low number of turnovers, an all time high TO margin, an unworldly low number of penalties and a schedule softer than Mangina’s ass

I see 6-6

if you should happen to lost 3 total starts to injury like last year, 7-5

by Hindenburg on Aug 15, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

You’ve lost your mind if you think they come back that far.

by BRAGGonUT on Aug 15, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

‘Hawks will go 8-4 this year. Everyone is saying our schedule got harder…didn’t Texas, Tech and OU’s schedule get harder also? Texas and Tech both have to come to Lawrence and the ‘Hawks are 18-2 in the last 3 years. Believe me when I say we have Texas circled. I was at the 2004 game and the “phantom” pass interference call. The F***ing play was right in front of me! Anyway, I’m just glad the season is just around the corner.

by RoadWarrior on Aug 16, 2008 1:15 AM CDT reply actions  

One of those 2 was to us. Just saying y’all aint that great. Do it again this year and everybody will be slobbering all over you again.

by Aggie Lurking on Aug 16, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought KU did a great job of coming back from that PI call to force Texas into a 4th and 18.

by TaylorTRoom on Aug 16, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

“Intellectual know-how taken from. . .Oklahoma.”

Does not compute.

by Statalyzer on Aug 18, 2008 9:23 AM CDT reply actions  

KU had a remarkably low number of injuries last year, but only because they have one of the best conditioning coaches in the business, college or pro. They may do as well, injury wise, as last year. They won’t be playing a schedule “as soft as Mangino’s ass” (creepy shiver).

by Gus on Aug 18, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

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