Bill Byrne is cleaning sh*t up
by HenryJames on Sep 3, 2008 3:49 PM CDT
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PrintFrom his weekly, uh, missive:
I was really impressed with the cleanliness of stadium. We work extremely hard in the off-season to power wash and clean Kyle Field, but we still have bat and bird residue reappear no matter how close to game-time we clean. I wish we could find a way to discourage the presence of these creatures, but the bats are a protected mammal in Texas.
Now get to work on cleaning that big pile of shit your football team left on the field.
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I think he forgot to capitalize Stadium. Like how it’s not the bonfire, it’s just Bonfire.
by Huckleberry on Sep 3, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
We also discovered our affiliate in Houston switched stations without notifying us which caused some difficulty in Aggies finding the broadcast.
by Mysterious Package on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT reply actions
“but the bats are a protected mammal in Texas. "
He himself is not. He probably ought to keep that in mind when he composes such an idiotic missive to a mob of angry fans.
by RomaVicta on Sep 3, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
So the bats leave Congress bridge to go shit on Kyle Field? Awesome.
by Orangeblood on Sep 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions
Sherman was quoted at the media luncheon yesterdays as saying that “in some ways it’s better we lost that game”. Whether you are using that statement to arrive at another conclusion or not, those words must never be spoken into a microphone. It might rip a hole in the universe.
Our athletics programs are run by “Good Ags”, “down to earth” “country boys” who are “salt of the earth”.
This means essentially means that Bill Byrne can’t SPELL NCAA and Mike Sherman couldn’t motivate Jorvorksie Lane to just say he likes crepes.
by Objective Aggie on Sep 3, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions
Orangeblood was just nominated for best Big 12 blog response of the entire football season.
by Chooky on Sep 3, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions
I am laughing out loud at Orangeblood’s reply. Very nice. :)
by EyesOfTX on Sep 3, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
“So the bats leave Congress bridge to go shit on Kyle Field? Awesome.”
Nice.
by Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog on Sep 3, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions
Welcome to the reign of dollar bill byrne. We weren’t sad to see him leave town. Please enjoy the rest of our football castoff coaches.
by coach Callahan on Sep 4, 2008 8:53 AM CDT reply actions
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