Here's this week's. We ranked based on many criteria. Uniform colors. Ferocity of mascots. Tailgating scene. Quality of cheerleader tail. We didn't feel the need to use head-to-head wins since it doesn't mean jack fucking shit in college football.
I have also enlisted CloseToJumping to share a few thoughts with us. As one of the more rational Barkers, I felt it was only appropriate to ask him to shed a bit of light, where there is darkness. He should be along shortly.
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| Rank | Team | Delta |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alabama | -- |
| 2 | Texas | -- |
| 3 | Florida | -- |
| 4 | Southern Cal | 1 |
| 5 | Oklahoma | 1 |
| 6 | Utah | 1 |
| 7 | Texas Tech | 1 |
| 8 | Penn State | 2 |
| 9 | Boise State | 3 |
| 10 | Ohio State | 1 |
| 11 | Ball State | 6 |
| 12 | Oklahoma State | 1 |
| 13 | TCU | 1 |
| 14 | Georgia Tech | 4 |
| 15 | Missouri | 2 |
| 16 | Brigham Young | 6 |
| 17 | Cincinnati | 1 |
| 18 | Georgia | 8 |
| 19 | Oregon | -- |
| 20 | Boston College | 3 |
| 21 | Pittsburgh | 3 |
| 22 | Mississippi | 4 |
| 23 | Michigan State | 3 |
| 24 | Kansas | 2 |
| 25 | Oregon State | 10 |
PB @ BON was more sanguine so I have awarded him more style points. Check him here.

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