Here's this week's. We ranked based on many criteria. Uniform colors. Ferocity of mascots. Tailgating scene. Quality of cheerleader tail. We didn't feel the need to use head-to-head wins since it doesn't mean jack fucking shit in college football.
I have also enlisted CloseToJumping to share a few thoughts with us. As one of the more rational Barkers, I felt it was only appropriate to ask him to shed a bit of light, where there is darkness. He should be along shortly.
PB @ BON was more sanguine so I have awarded him more style points. Check him here.