Tress Gets His Q Package On
by Scipio Tex on Dec 28, 2008 3:58 PM CST
in Texas Longhorns and Other Football
Email
PrintInspired by our abortive effort in utilizing the McCoy/Chiles Q package (which Barking Carnival Readers dubbed The Cluster Flux) word out of Ohio is that we may see Todd Boeckman on the field at the same time as Terrelle Pryor. Think of the kinetic energy that will crackle when the 240 pound Boeckman and his 4.95 40 takes the field next to Pryor!
The Ohio State blogworld is quite excited at the prospect:
The word is that we could see some plays that featuring both Todd Boeckman and Terrelle. I assume that Todd would be the QB and TP would line up as a WR, but any combo with both of them could give the Texas defensive coordinators fits.
Warning to Ohio: spice for its own sake is like putting Grey Poupon in a milkshake. I know you want variety; this isn't the variety you're looking for.
I throw down the gauntlet to our readership: name this package.
My first submission:
Ebony And Agony
Winner gets a pair of Ohio State crocs.
105 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
A solid effort. Direct, angry, has a hint of Seven to it.
More….
by Scipio Tex on Dec 28, 2008 4:15 PM CST reply actions
The Sidecar
Guess who is sitting in the bitch seat.
by Nero on Dec 28, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions
Apartheid’s Strong Points
Sashay and Dash
Buddy Cop Movie: More relevant if Pryor says ’I’m gettin’ too old for this shit’ in post game quotes’.
by Doperbo on Dec 28, 2008 4:30 PM CST reply actions
The “Anytime you can get an extra slow, crappy white guy on the field and take out a fast black dude it’s a good thing” package. Known around here as the Brett Robin package. Or the Peter Ulman package. Not that Brett or Peter are crappy.
by Bartoncreek on Dec 28, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions
For the Buddy Cop motif, I think you just go with Running Scared and let the reader fill in the necessary blanks for Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal.
Apartheid’s Strong Points is currently neck and neck with Art Schlichter’s Cover Machine.
by Scipio Tex on Dec 28, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions
We should have tried this with Vince and that guy from the private school in Dallas. That would have been awsomely stupid, just like this.
Bad Idea Jorts Package
by Bartoncreek on Dec 28, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions
Barton – that would be Matt Nordgren.
Every time Tress runs out Todd Boeckman, God throws an angel onto a burning couch.
by Scipio Tex on Dec 28, 2008 4:39 PM CST reply actions
Divan Duo.
Sponsored by La-Z-Boy and Zippo.
by Black Scholes on Dec 28, 2008 6:00 PM CST reply actions
The “I Package”
I can see it now…Pre-game watching the band dot the “I” in ignorant!!!
or
Three Yards, Two QB’s and cloud O’ Shit!!!
by Bacon on Dec 28, 2008 6:23 PM CST reply actions
The Wonder package
I couldn’t figure out a way to get Paul into the name. Ebony and Ivory, together in harmoneee…
by Longhorn in Canada on Dec 28, 2008 8:52 PM CST reply actions
Or to try and make it rhyme a bit more,
Sweater Messed?
by Dutchie on Dec 28, 2008 10:38 PM CST reply actions
Also, we should start calling our version the Q-drop package.
by longhornmatt on Dec 29, 2008 12:20 AM CST reply actions
Observations on the Feelings of the Beautiful and Sublime
by flamingmonkeyass on Dec 29, 2008 12:53 AM CST reply actions
Justin Zwick Totally Worked Out Okay for Us Package
by flamingmonkeyass on Dec 29, 2008 12:57 AM CST reply actions
The meh shrug couldn’t hurt whatever formation of apathy.
by PatronSaint on Dec 29, 2008 8:48 AM CST reply actions
Punkazz’d n Bitch
They’re both Tressel’s bitches and Boeckman was punked by Pryor and has as much raw talent as Ashton Kutcker which would be ZERO! Crocs would be sweet on the sidelines.
by JoePa on Dec 29, 2008 9:03 AM CST reply actions
Olestra
causes diarrhea, stomach cramps, and other unappetizing symptoms
by Art Vandelay on Dec 29, 2008 11:42 AM CST reply actions
Mason/Dixon
Jim Crohio
2 dead in O-hi-o (what do you mean, who’s Neil Young?)
Affimative Distraction
Prison Shower
Orakps’s Delight
by Jim on Dec 29, 2008 5:03 PM CST reply actions
Kissing Senior Ass so he’ll Recruit for you in the Future
by NorthDallasSooner on Dec 29, 2008 11:45 PM CST reply actions
Shades of Grey
or
Wonder Twins (shape of a couch, form of a flame)
by Holy Cow on Dec 30, 2008 12:55 PM CST reply actions
So where are we on this? Who get the crocs?
Personally, I would burn them in the front yard as a small homage to my trip to Columbus.
by Black Scholes on Dec 30, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions
Texas has the Q Package, Ohio State has the Why Package
by Jackie Treehorn on Dec 30, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions
Todd, I hope that you don’t curse me next Monday night, but I’m a Texas fan.
by God on Dec 30, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions
The OEO Package
Gyp Hop
Mennon Black
Bring on the Gimp gets my vote.
by exuLt on Jan 3, 2009 9:46 AM CST reply actions
That is to say, “out”.
When IS this site going to invest in an ‘edit’ button?
by exuLt on Jan 3, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions
When IS this site going to invest in an ‘edit’ button?
Don’t worry – we have a team of expert Magyar hackers working around the clock on revolutionary site advances like edit buttons and formatting.
I promise – 2009 is the year!
by Sailor Ripley on Jan 4, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions
The Pretenders Package – “A, o, way to go Ohio”
or, “Honey, I Shrunk the Package” Package
by Texoz on Jan 4, 2009 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Ebony and Ivory
More like, “Entropy and O-fer-Three” (in their last three BCS games after Monday night, that is).
by Evil E on Jan 4, 2009 10:27 PM CST reply actions
“The German Chocolate Fake”— very nice!
The Buck Putz.
by GoingCoastal on Jan 5, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions
The waterdance?
Drop Zone?
Sorry, but I really wanted to work in Wesley Snipes and just couldn’t pull the trigger on White men can’t jump or Jungle Fever….
by fbomb on Jan 5, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions
“The German Chocolate Fake”
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
by DBH on Jan 5, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions
To tell and old family secret, my mother was Dutch…
by jonestopten on Jan 5, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions
The Black and Tan’s opening for The Dry Heaves
by Sports Jesus on Jan 5, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Is this still on? Hello? Hello?
How about the German chocolate fade!?! Get it? Fade!
Rock me!! buzzer.
by fbomb on Jan 6, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Barking Carnival
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
