Jamarku$ McFiction Continues To Give In This Holiday Season

by Scipio Tex on Dec 30, 2008 1:44 PM CST

Sadly, the the only part of the story of which I was legitimately proud - the Caligulan bisexual drug-raging alcohol-fueled Longhorn orgy - has been completely discredited by Chip Brown's excellent work at Orangebloods. Chip Brown did first-rate work at DMN and it's good to see his journalistic curiousity aroused while the mainstream press naps contentedly.

Romancin': Horn style

McFiction had already mentioned that the cocaine-fueled Longhorn groupie mass fluid exchange may not quite have happened in the way Thayer Evans' described in the anus-smuggled English paper that mysteriously made its way into Thayer's douchebag-coiffed possession. Jamarkus concedes that he "may have embellished" and "spiced things up." Apparently "embellished" is a clever East Texas euphemism for "pulled stuff out of my ass after my crazy-ass mama sold me" and the spice was a small-town special seasoning of aromatic bullshit.

But wait: there's an additional tidbit of hilarity as is almost always the case when the words Oklahoma, football, and integrity are used in the same sentence (usually accompanied by the words gang rape, teammate shooting, federally investigated cocaine distribution ring). It appears that there's a legitimate reason that Thayer Evans' span of interest in college football is as narrow as an Oklahoma doublewide: Thayer Evans used to work for Sooners Illustrated.

Learning his craft at the knee of convicted felon and Sooner recruting guru James Hale was fine preparation for what the NYT has become.

Thanks JM - if not for you, I'd be writing a Rice-Central Michigan preview.

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Unfortunately, Chip no longer works at the Dallas Morning News. A story in the DMN would bring in a little more heft than a story written for a college football recruiting website, in this particular circumstance.

by Steve Nebraska on Dec 30, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions

Agreed.

But it may spur someone’s lazy ass. See Big Red Autos.

by Scipio Tex on Dec 30, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions

More and more this story is being proved to be a big fat lie.

by Spring Branch Horn on Dec 30, 2008 1:56 PM CST reply actions

Joseph Duarte needs to take a drive up 59 and do some digging.

by Trips Right on Dec 30, 2008 1:58 PM CST reply actions

Time to discredit another loser.

http://www.newscred.com/article/show/title/how-texas-and-oklahoma-fight-for-football-recruits-college-football-49550f0a1daf7/966099

by Joentx on Dec 30, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions

http://www.newscred.com/author/show/name/dashiell-bennett

Actually, we should discredit the author as well and not just the article.

by intellectual type on Dec 30, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions

Unfortunately, IT has also been stained by Evans.

http://texas.scout.com/2/715729.html

by The General on Dec 30, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions

Way to “spice it up” Scipio.

If only I had thought of a little drug crazed, sexual embellishment for my term papers.

by TxTower on Dec 30, 2008 3:26 PM CST reply actions

The fact that a story which quotes a document could run, without actual quotations from the author or the other side regarding it’s veracity is pretty amazing.

by Steve Nebraska on Dec 30, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions

His article was a dead giveaway he grew up in Oklahoma.
But the haircut says he now lives in New Jersey and wears acid wash Girbauds.

The man is a walking stereotype.

by Mockingbird on Dec 30, 2008 3:31 PM CST reply actions

The English language still has a fatwa out on James Hale.

by ponderos on Dec 30, 2008 3:43 PM CST reply actions

“Actually, we should discredit the author as well and not just the article.”

Deadspin has fallen off a cliff since Leitch left.

by WhoooTex on Dec 30, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions

Evans article had many large cracks in it.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/zertind/soonerfan.jpg

by Art Vandelay on Dec 30, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions

Evans is a fucking joke, obviously.

“Apparently "embellished" is a clever East Texas euphemism for "pulled stuff out of my ass after my crazy-ass mama sold me" and the spice was a small-town special seasoning of aromatic bullshit.”
—another Big Bingo by Scipio.

by SlickStreet on Dec 30, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions

Art, I expected the worst but that picture was unsettling.

by Black Scholes on Dec 30, 2008 6:19 PM CST reply actions

I didn’t know Jordan Capri was a Horn fan.

Cool.

by srr50 on Dec 30, 2008 6:51 PM CST reply actions

, I expected the worst but[b]t[/b] that picture was unsettling.[/i]

FIFY.

by SizzleChest on Dec 30, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions

Oh fuck.

by SizzleChest on Dec 30, 2008 9:58 PM CST reply actions

“Unfortunately, IT has also been stained by Evans.

http://texas.scout.com/2/715729.html"

Ouch, that one must sting quite a bit.

by TXinDC on Dec 31, 2008 4:29 AM CST reply actions

They coulda just aksed me. No way in hell a party like that goes down in the D without the Pac in attendance.

by Pacman Jones on Dec 31, 2008 8:41 AM CST reply actions

Scout and IT(BurntOrangeBeat) use Thayer’s comments on a Texas service? Yikes!!

by Bornahorn on Dec 31, 2008 8:57 AM CST reply actions

BurntOrangeBeat does not use Thayer.

by HenryJames on Dec 31, 2008 9:02 AM CST reply actions

When McFarland said the girls were “romancing” each other. I had visions of a candle light dinner with some soft music and maybe some flowers or chocolates. I’m kind of traditional. Do you think he meant the same thing?

by Capt. Insano on Dec 31, 2008 12:10 PM CST reply actions

I pictured 2 girls with a brick of weed in their backpack.

by Stuck in MN on Dec 31, 2008 12:28 PM CST reply actions

Stuck, I see what you did there.

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by Scipio Tex on Dec 31, 2008 1:39 PM CST reply actions

Good deal.

by Minnesotahorn on Dec 31, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions

the NYT solidifies its reputation as the newspaper of record…[/sarcasm]

http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/31/update-red-river-recruiting-rivalry/

by Slappy on Dec 31, 2008 5:45 PM CST reply actions

Oh, btw…Thayer Evans News Cred Update:

http://www.newscred.com/author/show/name/thayer-evans

Down to the mid-teens…lol.

by Slappy on Dec 31, 2008 5:53 PM CST reply actions

Over 80% say he isn’t credible and that is a rank of “Barely Credible”

That website isn’t credible!

by Jeff on Dec 31, 2008 6:41 PM CST reply actions

Just a horrible response by the Times.

Perhaps they only intended it to be a feature on McFarland.

However, when you dunk another school in muck, crib the subject’s English paper without perspective, and transcribe the comments of the person who appeared have the most impact on the decision, and do all of this apparently without asking any questions, you have not done your job.

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I thought it was a good article.

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