Go Gatah!

by Scipio Tex on Mar 23, 2009 10:32 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

It's true: no one does it quite like Corch Urban Meyers or Percy Harvey. They deserve our gradulations and are superb to any other college football team.

Good stuff from Florida Congresswoman Corinne Brown. I think she really finds her stride after a rough start.

I personally dig the club re-mix.

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This has got to be one of the most painful fucking things I’ve ever watched and/or listened to. And she’s part of congress…jesus tap-dancing christ.

by Mister Mike on Mar 23, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions

Oh my. I see that she bought that robe on HSN – she knows style to match her eloquence.

by ValhallaRising on Mar 23, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions

I hear Dubya is opening a school for public speaking. Maybe she can learns a few things there.

By the way, Dubya’s school’s fight song is, “Won’t Get Fooled Again.” Shame on you.

by Texoz on Mar 23, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions

One more thing. There was a time when most politicians, Dems & Republicans, could construct a coherent and thoughtful oratory.

Now, I kind of like the idea of filtering everyone’s speech through Stephen Hawking’s voice box.

by Texoz on Mar 23, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions

“I hear Dubya is opening a school for public speaking.”

C’mon now. That’s just crazy talk. They don’t teach us no public speakin no more in no schools.

by Mister Mike on Mar 23, 2009 11:30 AM CDT reply actions

I’m pretty sure Rudy Ray Moore wore that robe in Dolemite.

by HenryJames on Mar 23, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions

I’m tellin you, can’t nobody do the robot like Rudy Ray Moore!

by Frenchie on Mar 23, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions

This is the video description tagged to the uncut video of this woman’s public embarrassment:

“U.S. Congresswoman Corrine Brown (who apparently happens to also hold a Masters in Public Speaking from the University of Florida) offers her congratulations to the UF Football Team….”

This woman has a masters in public speaking, yet makes Emmitt Smith sound like JFK.

Go Gatah, indeed.

by HornsHornsHorns on Mar 23, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions

Actually, JFK did sound like Emmitt Smith until I made him sound like me.

by Ted Sorenson on Mar 23, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions

Good to see the complex problem that is the financial crisis is in the capable hands of a congress made up of hundreds of people just like Miss Brown. Lord help us all.

by Bartoncreek on Mar 23, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions

Do they actually offer a freaking masters degree in public speaking? If true, that’s even more pathetic than the speech.

by anonymous on Mar 23, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions

“You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate” – Senator Mark Pryor, Arkansas.

by Nero on Mar 23, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions

Does the Tortilla have a retort for this?

by Ecurbmanchild on Mar 23, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions

Turn that robe around and you have an allsome Snuggie.

by ponderos on Mar 23, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions

“Jesus tap-dancing Christ”

That’s allsome. Ima goin to be a usin dat one, go gatah.

by uthookem on Mar 23, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions

“Does the Tortilla have a retort for this?”

Dear God, what the fuck has this country come to…..this is a tremendous step back for the Triple Minority community.

by dedfischer on Mar 23, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions

I meet with Members of Congress for a living.

It. Is. Really. This. Bad.

by BatesHorn on Mar 23, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions

“Ms. Brown, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

by Overused But Appropriate on Mar 23, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions

makes me very proud of my Tennessee education…

by utvol on Mar 23, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions

Henry James voted for her.

by beowulf on Mar 23, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions

Wiki states that all she got was an educational specialist degree from UF. BA in psychology and MA in education from Florida A&M.

Who else do I know from Florida A&M…Nate Newton?

by RRR on Mar 23, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions

I think the actual speech is a lot funnier than this re-mix.

by bigdukesix on Mar 23, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions

I don’t see what’s so damn funny here.

by Percy Harvin's Wonderlic Coach on Mar 23, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions

Somewhere I have an old video of me and my ex-GF at a Rudy Ray Moore autograph signing, circa 1993, where I asked RRM to scream “Bitch, are you fo real?” to my ex. He delivered the line with gusto.