Longhorn Update: Basketball, Nigerian Recruiting, Coprophilia, Sooner Cheatin'

This year’s incoming, 18-year-old freshman weren’t even born when I was holding the door for a crutches-aided CT at Walker Tower.

Gotta love that “African Connection.”

I remember reading that Switzer decided to offer Charles Thompson when he saw him breakdance.

This year’s incoming, 18-year-old freshmen weren’t even born when I was holding the door for a crutches-aided CT at Walker Tower.

That probably made you some type of an accessory.

“If you’re ever in doubt about what to do with an extra football scholarship, find a West African. "

Myself and Mack have been approving of this message for over a decade.

Switzer later referred to Lawton (CT’s hometown) as “the armpit of Oklahoma.” Let that sink in.

btw, the real lesson from this? Quit self-reporting. Somebody tell me when the fuck somebody is going to do something about U$C and Reggie Bu$h.

“btw, the real lesson from this? Quit self-reporting”

^^^^^
What he said…

I thought Barking Carnival shed its racist, anti-Jew, radical past in favor of a more professional approach.

Scipio wanted to make Ian Smith AD in the 80s.

Its a turn off, but hey, there’s other sports blogs out there, I don’t need to read this offensive garbage. That’s just what it is, garbage- by a bunch of fickle, demonic lunatics who purposely want to offend for God only knows what reason. What’s there message here? Does UT have anything to do with this shit? First Amendment? Ok-who advertises on this radical rag?

Casey/Steve -

When you post your rantings from the same ISP address, we often make the connection that you’re the same person. Care to shed some light on your bizarre ramblings? Just one of your personalities would be fine.

Ok-censor it, Scipio-you big asshole-coward-we’re gonna infect you with some worms, you shithead,then we’re going to go after the advertisers-free speech? I got alot for you. you suck george Bush’s dick, scum. We know where you live? have you ever heard of MIT dumbass?

This is all kinds of allsome.

Can you put Steve back on?

THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE-FIRST RATE-MOST OF THEM ARE A BUNCH OF WIERDOS-IF THEY’RE NOT FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THEY’RE PICKING ON THE DEFENSELESS.YEA, WE KNOW YOUR FROM THE SHIT -ASS SOUTH-THE ASSHOLE OF THE EARTH.WELL…I’LL BE…

I’d like to invite Steve/Casey to expound on these ideas as a guest columnist.

This is tremendous. Go on, please.

TEXAS-holy shit-the land of George Bush….tubleweeds and shit. I don’t know shitzio-i think your the one with the multiple personalities.wop.

Shitzio?wow-i think you just damaged his fragile ego,Case-lol

WHAT IF I GIVE YOU A DOSE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE-YOU DONT LIKE THAT DO YOU?!!
 
I AM GOING TO INFECT YOU WITH SPINY ECHIDNAS AND GIVE YOU TUBERCULOSIS!
 
SHIT-MONKEY-LEGOS-BISQUICK-LEGUMES!

I’m offended by Steve/CASEY’s language.

Well…hiccup…I’ll be….some of the finest…schools….r from….dee south…..is this blog on the government watchlist? it should be!

“THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE-FIRST RATE-MOST OF THEM ARE A BUNCH OF WIERDOS-IF THEY’RE NOT FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THEY’RE PICKING ON THE DEFENSELESS.YEA, WE KNOW YOUR FROM THE SHIT -ASS SOUTH-THE ASSHOLE OF THE EARTH.WELL…I’LL BE…”

Could somebody translate this into English?

Is this what happens when you join Twitter?

So what if someone’s Black? Why is that always such an issue with Southerners? Not only do they bring down the party, they bring down the whole country.You guys are in your own little bit of wilderness-and that’s where you will always remain. Its recession time-time for recruiting. Again, we need to look at your connection to the University of Texas. do they receive public funds? Does the football program there recieve public funds? We want to contact your advertisers as well. Who would advertise on such an idiotic shit blog such as this! What? Your offended by this, Shit-zio?

Have you ever read Shit-zio’s ‘The Art of War?’

You need a translator because they don’t speak English in Tex-ass. Neither does your former Governor, yawl.

As the only one here qualified to throw stones, Casey needs to chill. I don’t think he knows a fickle, demonic lunatic when he sees one.

GUERRILLA WARFARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody puts down Texas.Its the home of Jessica Simpson! We’ve got alot of talent down here-we got George (hiccup) Bush-and we got Shitzio.

Backyard! Right now!

I guess I crossed a line that steve/casey isn’t near…shucks, my attempt at racial humor won’t reach the masses.

:(

No-no Guerilla Warfare-we’re just going after everyone connected to this blog. I know its way over your head, by time you guys utter a sentence alot of time has gone by. I guess that’s why they call it a drawl, huh?

Diplomatic immunity!

Ah-hahhahahaha….well I’ll be-let me lift up my pants so my ass crack isn’t stickin’ out, yawl.Oh…I’m late-gotta git home ta fuck my cuzzin, yawl.

Gee, Case-I don’t think they could handle it.They just censored us.

This thread Deliveranced.

I must admit that HenryJames’ constant disparagement of Moundbuilders has become very offensive.

HenryJames refers to us as “breeders”.

For clarification, not that any of you needed it, this is all the same person.
 
Fascinating.

Just one of your personalities would be fine.

Too funny for my words.

Unprofessional.

Fuck the offseason.

Fuck. I thought I was crazy..
Steve/Casey, time for your shock-treatment. Shove Mommy’s curling iron in your ass and jump in the tub…

Its a cheap shot. Its ok to put down and marginilize whole groups of people, but its never ok to poke fun at the incestous south.Whatever you say.I’m not too worried,I don’t think this blog has too many fans,anyway. Whyin God’s name would you insult your readers? Its just common sense. How do you hold a job?

I don’t think anyone ever responded to these losers that way, before. All a bunch of pro football wannabees-sittin’ at the bar with their $200.oo bi-weekly paystubs thinkin’…shit…if that were only me…

I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wal-mart pays better than Sports Authority.

That’s just their mentality. after their done nailin’ their momma they tie a black man to the back of their chevy and go fer a good ol’ riiiiide YEEEEE-_HHHHHAAAAAWWWW-shouting-we’re from the great tumbleweed staate of Texass!!!!!Don’t mess wit us!

That shit makes me seem normal!
Is there anyway that we can get ShaggyAggy in a thread with these guys. That would be amazing!

err any insert space way

Why do they talk so slow? Maybe its all that inbreeding their doing.

Steve/Casey,
Got something in my shoe for you…

LOUD NOISES!!!

Are you implying their “challenged” mentality because their fathers are also their grandfathers?

Shitzio? Oh, I get it now. That’s a play on Scipio. Did you try Shitpio and not like it? It seems like you rushed it, like maybe you prematurely settled — just sayin’.

What’d I miss?

irony at play. some dude who doesn’t know when to use their/there/they’re is talking about mental challenge in others.

Chooky – Quit jerking off on this thread and write your Steven A Smith ESPN eulogy.

About 4 years ago I attended a function in Little Rock where Switzer was speaking. He openly admitted to paying Billy Sims cash personally to keep him in school his senior year. He also mentioned helping finance an abortion for a football player’s girlfriend (he would not mention the name) so the player could be more “focused” during the season.

Classy that one is.

Who’s pitching today?

Still no Afrikka Bambatta tag? God damn it.

ponderos: "Switzer later referred to Lawton (CT’s hometown) as ‘the armpit of Oklahoma.’"

But… but… in Oklahoma, isn’t that like calling it the garden spot of the state?

Threadshitter -

If you knew anything about Texas football you would know that over the last several years, there have been many football recruits that are either from West Africa or are the children of immigrants from West Africa. Many of them come from Houston, which has a large immigrant community from that area.

Many of these recruits have been great ambassadors to the University on and off the field. You could say they have a high “hit rate” as it were, and Scipio’s comment in general was to give props to that group.

If you were a Polo fan, you might say the same thing about players from Argentina. It strikes me as odd that a person can’t even make POSITIVE comments about Africans without sounding racist, after that comment has been tumble-dryed through your hippie shit cycle.

If you will re-read the post, nothing was mentioned about the color of anybody’s skin. A correlation was proposed between recruiting success and a geographic location.

Racism won’t die until people like you allow the general public to discuss minorities on their merits or other characteristics without you immediately throwing out the race-card in response.

Best thread ever, in my opinion.

My father forced me to go to tu, and it was only when I realized that everybody at tu was gay and/or a hippie, I transferred to A&M. However, it is clear that I have some serious tu influences in my psychology, so I do not hate tu, and thus, I am qualified to make such an objective comparison.

Thank you, Nero. May I have another?

i used to know a couple in kansas fairly well. the guy had coached some years at ou in wrestling.

passing through their town one time i stopped by to see them. the guy had gone somewhere so i visited with the wife.

we had never talked about texas vs ou or college sports but that time the subject came up. i asked her about his experiences at ou and specifically asked her opinion of cheating. her exact words: ‘honey, if you aren’t willing to cheat, you don’t really want to win.’

she went on to tell me she cheats at everything. told me not to play card games with her; she knows how to win. i told her the games she’s playing aren’t the card games.

I’ve never read a psychotic break before. Fascinating.

glenn: I’m trying to figure out why the statement of a former OU wrestling coach’s wife has any bearing on OU. It sounds like you’re trying to make some sort of tenuous connection, but maybe I’m misreading it.

nero: Very well said.

nate, i asked the lady about her husband’s coaching career AT OU and specifically asked about cheating AT OU. sorry i didn’t spell that out. i wanted to know her opinion of OU CHEATING. ie, was she cool with it?

sorry i didn’t make myself plain.

And so she responded by saying she believed if you weren’t cheating, you weren’t trying to win. You asked for a specific analysis, and you got this woman’s general philosophy on life. You said it yourself: she cheats at everything. You have again failed to do anything but show a tangential connection to OU.

no. actually she indicated she was perfectly comfortable with the cheating that goes on at oklahoma — including that of her husband — and that, indeed, she embraces the philosophy on a daily personal level.

you know, i watched what happened with kelvin sampson at indiana and put that together with what i’ve seen at ou over the years and also what that lady said. i’ve about decided that cheating is addictive. that someone who is talented enough to prosper straight up is somehow warped by it — not unlike drugs, performance-enhancing or otherwise — into thinking they are not adequate as nature provided but must have the ‘sure specific’ in order to do well.

i thought indiana was crazy to hire sampson. no doubt he would make a fine coach if he hadn’t been damaged, but he’s probably ruined for life. real pity that.

kind of like ou’s offensive line. if they can’t hold, they don’t know how to play.

my girlfriend has the cutest little shitzio puppy

we had some good friends who showed and bred several dog breeds. all went just fine until a bulldog and a shih tzu got it together. i never saw the pups, but nancy said they considered repeating the breeding, they sold so fast.

I drive a Dodge Stratussphere, it is almost out of this world. It took me to Vegas and back one year.

By the way, whenever I die, could Henry James and the gang come to make fun of me at my funeral. My family night not like it but I will be chuckling in my urn.

what makes you think your family wouldn’t like it? what’s so special about you?

to paraphrase: home is where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

Just to clarify, you are talking about the cartoon from Southpark that actually is in reference to the George Brett coprophilia story, right? Try googling “Mister Hanky”.

Steve -

You have me confused. I’m not a part of the Barking Carnival authorship. Just a reader and occasional commenter like you.

Can anyone tell if this idiocy is from the same IP address as “”http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/scipio-tex/si-tells-why-athletes-go-broke-but-lenny-dykstra-chance-mock-will-save-you#comment-42245" rel="nofollow">Croatian Nation has Pescky powers" from the end of the Why Athletes go broke thread?

Oh sure, clean up the thread so I look like a lunatic with a Mister Hanky fetish.

I think this is the finest thread in the history of mankind. Well done on all ends. Wow.

Now I feel guilty.

While I was entertained by the thread, I have to plead my color blindness. Wtf was racist in the article? I even re-read it and still can’t find it. Maybe that is why the reaction is so entertaining?

Bartoncreek- The lunacy at the of the thread was cleaned up, and rightfully so. However, the racism apparently came from the Mr. Hanky graphic. In other words, it was imaginary. See my last two posts.

“we had some good friends who showed and bred several dog breeds.”

No doubt it was their flashing that turned those bitches on. Captivated them, so to speak.

All you mutherfickas are jus messin with are mynes!Prankstas-go ta hell.

Excluding Florida, Louisiana and Texas, most Canadians tend to view the South as being slightly “anemic” (in a Third world sort of way). Southerners, however, tend to view Canadians as nothing more than just “bacon”. Canadians view the American South as a southern wasteand. Southerners may see Canada as a northern wasteland.

I agree with the West Africans part; East Africans are too skinny for UT football.