Xavier Henry's Dad Goes ipowers on K.C. Radio

I applaud Carl Henry’s efforts.

Yeah that’s real cute

You’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists.

From Andy Katz from ESPN-Barnes said, with or without James, the Longhorns will be a “really good” next season with Gary Johnson and Dexter Pittman up front, along with newcomer Shawn Williams. Barnes said Pittman has the potential to be a lottery pick. The perimeter would have a rotation of Justin Mason, Dogus Balbay and newcomers Avery Bradley and Florida transfer Jai Lucas, whom Barnes said is “better than I thought.” Lucas will be eligible in mid-December.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?name=katz_andy&month=5&year=2009

I have shot maps of Hawaii on the stomachs of lustful coeds that ended up being more instructive than your posts.

I don’t know if I’m ludicrous or ecstatic.

Where did Carl Henry say that CJ Henry was better than Sherron Collins. Do you just make this shit up ? Like me saying that Shawn was better than Jordan. You are a fucking joke.

Look, bro, I’ve tried to be nice to you, but I think one thing is perfectly clear. I’ve forgotten more about the game of basketball than your little punk ass could ever remember. You’re a little trick bitch who thinks he knows the sport, but in reality your understanding of the game is limited to riding your brother’s coattails, and the Barnum and Bailey And 1 look at me game you think is basketball. It’s not. AAU ball is abject horseshit. I know. I’ve played against Travis Best, James Forest, the Obannon brothers, Danny Hurley, you name it. It’s a fucking circus.

You come on my threads and honk your little red clown nose like you’re adding value talking about killer crossovers, ups, handles, g-funk, whatever the fuck you want to call it. The fact of the matter is, I could get my 6 year old on here and he can out strategize your clownish jock sniffing ass three ways to Sunday.

If you have anything to add to this site, do it. Post your evaluation of the draft. Give us a comprehensive view of what Texas’ squad will look like next year. What are we going to run? What lineup? What kind of minute distribution? Etc. so forth. Otherwise, shut your IQ sapping pie hole. Bring something other than your pussy ass name dropping. Bring anything, anything, that’s remotely valuable to our relatively intelligent readership.

The CJ Henry being better than Collins is all over the links I provided. Maybe you can get Chad Ford, Andy Katz, or your AAU pimp brother to read them to you.

who will be surprised when I start showing up on every thread about basketball?

Guerilla Warfare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Trips is Dick Cheney, and ipowers is Scipio, is HenryJames still the original for Jame Gumb?

Is English your second language, ipowers?

We’re still waiting on your counter analysis, professor. Much like paragraphs, matching subjects and predicates are your friends.

Looks like Big Daddy Carl was asked to sit the next couple plays out and the Henry’s have re-affirmed their intention to be at Kansas. Stay tuned, Carl may need to start ramping up the bullshit again here soon.

Trips: This was wonderful…“I have shot maps of Hawaii on the stomachs of lustful coeds that ended up being more instructive than your posts.”

Keep it coming.

So do the money hungry parents or the kids devotion to Kansas win? I dont think this is over.

Trips right goes ipowers on ipowers – pure greatness

The funniest part of this situation is that Carl Henry played basketball at Kansas. That’s gotta sting.

hiphop, if Xavier stays at KU and his father can keep it together for a season, the Jayhawks are going to join Texas in the final 4. Good job by Self to nip this shit in the bud.

Obi Wan Kenobi couldn’t out Jedi mind-fuck Bill Self.

Julian Wright commits without visiting campus. Brandon Rush enrolls one week after school starts when his older brother had a famously horrific recruiting experience with Kansas, and ended up at arch rival Missouri.

The Morris twins find their way to Kansas after decommitting from Memphis, and then make it through the clearinghouse right before school starts after taking correspondence classes in Kansas City over the summer.

Cole Aldrich returns for his junior year bypassing certain lottery pick status, while his Dad collects unemployment checks after being laid off from his job.

Darrell Arthur has a mysterious dream the night of his cancelled press conference where he had intended on announcing for Baylor. His dream told him he should go to Kansas.

Mario Chalmers heads to Kansas all the way from Alaska. Coincidentally, his Dad gets a job on the Kansas staff. More coincidentally, the Dad leaves the Kansas staff right after Chalmers heads to the NBA.

Not that having Chalmers on the team was crucial to winning a national championship or anything.

I’m sure there are others I’m forgetting, but this is a good start.

SLX: That list brings a giant smile to my face.

Trips: See you in Indy.

I like filet o’ fish and cock flavored popsicles..

Hey fuckwad — enough is enough. This ceased to be even a little bit amusing a long time ago.

Don’t go away mad – just go away.

"I don’t like stepping on people’s toes," Carl says, "but I just know what I know. I watch them play, all the Kansas kids. I like all these kids, (Sherron) Collins, (Tyshawn Taylor), they’re good kids, man. But they’re not better than C.J."

I think that’s where he got it from, ipowers.

Just my two cents’ worth, but Trips and SLX are two of the most entertaining and knowledgeable writers about UT basketball I’ve read, and I’m old and cranky. I’ve yet to see anything similar from Ipowers except the ability to type some ghetto slang. Can we get back to explaining again how we are going to manage all this talent and why we think Pittman will or will not be drafted?

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Lorem Ipsum es simplemente el texto de relleno de las imprentas y archivos de texto. Lorem Ipsum ha sido el texto de relleno estándar de las industrias desde el año 1500, cuando un impresor (N. del T. persona que se dedica a la imprenta) desconocido usó una galería de textos y los mezcló de tal manera que logró hacer un libro de textos especimen. No sólo sobrevivió 500 años, sino que tambien ingresó como texto de relleno en documentos electrónicos, quedando esencialmente igual al original. Fue popularizado en los 60s con la creación de las hojas “Letraset”, las cuales contenian pasajes de Lorem Ipsum, y más recientemente con software de autoedición, como por ejemplo Aldus PageMaker, el cual incluye versiones de Lorem Ipsum.

Trips, I have a few replies for your assorted and outstanding comments.

“I have shot maps of Hawaii on the stomachs of lustful coeds”

Yeah, I’m going to need proof. By “I need”, I mean “I’d really just like to see”.

And, based on how many times ipowers used the word “ass”, I think the only way this would’ve interested him is if you had been using a different canvas for your maps.

“Look, bro, I’ve tried to be nice to you”

As nice as you get, which isn’t very. That said, you could’ve been more productive by just trying to kick yourself in the nuts. Courtesy is lost on some.

“I could get my 6 year old on here”

I hope you wouldn’t. Exposing your child to this would just be bad parenting. It would be supreme edutainment, but still bad parenting. Not Britney Spears bad, but still not good.

Interesantísimo artículo. Gracias!