Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

by Barking Carnival Staff on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM CDT

Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can't exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can't get laid, then the terrorists have won.

Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

I don't have the words. Thank goodness Fox news does.

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I also liked the linked story of the teacher who accidently sent her students home with a DVD that contained a clip of her having sex on a couch. Six seconds? Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.

by Flamingmonkeyass on Jul 3, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions

It’s not the six seconds. It’s what you think of yourself. Think about that.

by Trips Right on Jul 3, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions

Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?

by BrickHorn on Jul 3, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions

Usually I’m fine with it. Then there’s the times that I’m not alone.

by Flamingmonkeyass on Jul 4, 2009 12:52 AM CDT reply actions

“Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?”

I can. OTOH, I often pose as a luchadorito in the hopes of attracting murderous hookers.

I have a mask and everything.

by CrazyJoeDavola on Jul 4, 2009 2:27 AM CDT reply actions

“Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.”

Are you including credits? It takes time to list things like gaffer, key grip, and best boy, and I don’t think they should be a part of the running time on this.

Just my opinion.

by Parlin Hall on Jul 4, 2009 6:48 AM CDT reply actions

It’s taken 29 years, 364 days and this post to figure out what I wanted to do when I grow up.

by Minnesotahorn on Jul 4, 2009 7:02 AM CDT reply actions

by HenryJames on Jul 4, 2009 8:46 AM CDT reply actions

Do you think the fake hookers gave it to them orally? Or was the poison administered with a little prick? Either way, that’s some poetic irony for you.

by Texoz on Jul 4, 2009 9:45 AM CDT reply actions