Leon Washington Lightens Load, Moves Up Draft Board

by Vasherized on Jul 13, 2009 6:40 PM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

We'll be taking a closer look at fantasy football drafting strategies in the coming weeks once Scipio returns from Rotowire's First Round Mastery! seminar in Calgary. But you might want to pencil in Leon Washington as a mid-round flier and be sure to start him on days where he goes Rorschach on the Jets locker room.

"After we warm up before a game," Washington says, "I gotta take a dump. It's a huge benefit to release that gas you don't need. The facilities are beautiful. We're spoiled. If I get a good one, I know I am gonna score two touchdowns."

Fast and loose!

dedfischer will be starting a high-dollar subscription service that discloses this kind of exclusive information via well-placed Tech grads working as janitors at the Meadowlands.

I guess he spent the summer fly fishing and needs the extra cash.

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Bob Stoops knows it’s better to take a dump before the game than crap your pants during one.

by Eskimohorn on Jul 13, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions

Eskimohorn, as a longtime Sooner fan and dedicated alumni, I think I can safely say that’s not true.

by NateHeupel on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions

Only in the bowl games piss ant!

by Bob Stoops on Jul 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

This post wasn’t meant to address the recent shortcoming of Bob Stoops but these things have a way of determining their own fate. So be it. But at least get the order straight: he shit the bed then his pants.

by Vasherized on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions

Remember this name for your last RB pick…

- Jerome Harrison

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by MagicSoccerSpray on Jul 13, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions

Vasher, we’ll have to agree to disagree. I’m not convinced Stoops even got to bed before shitting himself. How could it be the other way around? Did he pull a Ted Nugent and take a dump on something that offended him?

(Note: If you haven’t read the outstanding article about “the Nuge” in Texas Monthly, you need to.)

by NateHeupel on Jul 14, 2009 12:33 AM CDT reply actions

Sooooo funny.

I cannot wait for Sunday mornings when Matthew Berry is reporting live from the Jets locker rooms to keep fantasy owners informed on how Washington’s warmup went.

What do you do if the Jets are playing MNF football and you can either start Felix Jones or Washington with no knowledge of how his poop went? Making tough decisions such as these is what seperates fantasy particpants from champions

by The Archduke of Tempt on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions