Garrido DUI video released

by HenryJames on Jul 24, 2009 10:15 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Baseball

Good stuff.

Garrido: This will end my career you know.

Cop: What will end your career?

Garrido: If I have a DUI.

Cop: Why would you have a DWI?

Garrido: Uh...no reason.

Augie with the save! Now that attempted Jedi mind trick might work on stormtroopers and MILFs, but it's not going to work on Rodney Farva.

"This isn't the DUI you're looking for."

And

Garrido: I'm drunk.

Cop: You're drunk sir?

Garrido: No, I'm not admitting that. But I'm saying are you gonna arrest me?

Ha. Admit to nothing (except being drunk) and then try to change the subject. Should've made a driving substitution in the ninth.

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I’m curious as to how KVUE got a hold of this. Unless his attorney released it, there’s no way they got it from the County Attorney’s Office…at least not legitimately.

by Steve Nebraska on Jul 24, 2009 10:27 AM CDT reply actions

Your powers are weak, old man.

by Burnt Orange Wookie on Jul 24, 2009 10:39 AM CDT reply actions

He sounds fucking sauced.

by Shock G on Jul 24, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions

Must have been four BIG glasses of vino!

Hook ’em!

by uthookem on Jul 24, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions

The news value of this is: absolutely zero. Nice, KVUE.

by Watcher on Jul 24, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions

I thought he sounded perfectly lu … looos … lucib … clear.

by Foster Brooks on Jul 24, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions

Nice Foster Brooks reference.

by Black Scholes on Jul 24, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions

Good lord. He was literally right around the corner from his home. Probably not as far as the shot to center that Rupp hit against ASU.

by Nordberg on Jul 24, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions

Living in DC sucks in so many different respects that I can’t even begin to numerate them. One thing that does not suck: Being able to get absolutely falling down shit canned and ride the train home for 2 bucks.

by BatesHorn on Jul 24, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions

Garrido: This will end my career you know.

Cop: What will end your career?

Garrido: If I have a DUI.

Cop: Why would you have a DWI?

Garrido: Uh…no reason.

I can’t stop laughing. Holy shit.

by Scipio Tex on Jul 24, 2009 12:31 PM CDT reply actions

That’s pretty awesome work there Augie.

by Vasherized on Jul 24, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions

im not drunk im just tired from drinking all day

by augie on Jul 24, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions

They moved that poster of him saying “2 more Please” from the wall at the Tavern. The bartender said they had put a glass of wine in his hand but that people complained.

by Willy Lump Lump on Jul 24, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions