College prepared Matt Stafford for the NFL

by HenryJames on Jul 27, 2009 10:49 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

Then:

Now:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Imagine what you could do with $41.7 million.

H/t: YepYep.

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Blonde in purple…mmmmmmmmm

by uthookem on Jul 27, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions

Five reasons why Athens, Georgia is better than Detroit.

by Captain Obvious on Jul 27, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions

The second picture just makes me proud to be an American.

by Steve Nebraska on Jul 27, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions

I’d really like to see a lot more of the blonde girl in the purple bikini. She has that mix of the innocent girl next door face hooked up with the insane smokin’ hot body.

And what’s with the one girl lookin’ like she’s about to pass out?

And as a correction – you said this is preparing him for the NFL. He is playing in Detroit and there are no women within a 300 mile radius of Detroit that look like that.

by Ag_in_TX on Jul 27, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions

Hey, is that girl on the left the same chick in both pics?

by Ag_in_TX on Jul 27, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions

Ag, With the 41.7 M I think he could afford to import some women.

by Captain Obvious on Jul 27, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions

“And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.”

Well. Not all chicks.

by WB_Heaven on Jul 27, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions

I’d like to show that blonde my O-face..

by Ghost of Walter Cronkite on Jul 27, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions

I recall a story from HFs where a poster hollered to him at a highschool game “Come to Texas!” I think the story goes that he rolled his eyes. haha. dammit.

by lowery on Jul 27, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions

Well. Not all chicks.

Some chicks like dudes who look like a cross between Jay Leno and Rocky Dennis.

by HenryJames on Jul 27, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions

Hey, Sam Bradford, wise move.

by BatesHorn on Jul 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions

Well not all chicks….

Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do.

by bendit on Jul 27, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

by Captain Obvious on Jul 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

“Some chicks like dudes who look like a cross between Jay Leno and Rocky Dennis.”

Oh shit.

by Minnesotahorn on Jul 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions

Those are some gay ass sunglasses he is wearing.

by Elton John (aka Sailor Ripley) on Jul 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions

Sir, are you inferring Sailor is a catcher in the brown-eye?

by J.D. Salinger on Jul 27, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions

Matt Stafford is no Tim Tebow…thank the Lord.

by RRR on Jul 27, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions

Well J.D., I can tell you about one time during training camp when I saw S.R. and Troy Aikman dancing shirtless at Oilcan Harry’s.

by Ziggy Stardust (aka Skip Bayless) on Jul 27, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions

I’d really like to see a lot more of the blonde girl in the purple bikini. She has that mix of the innocent girl next door face hooked up with the insane smokin’ hot body.

Where does the girl next door have D-Cup fake fun bags?

by Colt McCoy on Jul 27, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions

If “will power” and “want to” are the measuring sticks of NFL success, it is doubtful if Stafford will amount to anything more than a passable QB in the NFL.

The man has the big arm no doubt, but look into the eyes of Stafford and see what is inside. What you see is confusion, complacency, and smug self-satisfaction, also a bit of effeminancy. I personally have never seen a big-time successful NFL QB with the same impression which the eyes of Stafford so clearly reveals about his inner nature.

by fortune teller on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions