We have good news for those of you who enjoy lively football-related discussion, but believe it could be greatly improved by the incorporation of specula, mammography and twice-annual internal examinations. Bellmont has announced the dates for the 2009 Mack Brown Women's Clinic. As I am the newest Barker, Sailor Ripley has given me the honor of dressing in drag to cover the event. So, come early, be loud, wear orange and let the coaching staff make sure your lady parts are all in working order.