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Decoding Day Four

ChrisApplewhite's post about mean aggressors incited some existential dilemmas that have me questioning everything today. Then I read the usa-mexico futbol thread again and everything became whole.

Now I feel like Keanu Reeves in Little Buddha.

whoa
Whoa. Thank Tebow college football is back.

As HenryJames already mentioned in his Day 4 recap of neatly codified links to entirely outsourced content, many different conclusions can be drawn from the same phenomena of young men running around in shorts and shoulder pads.

Perhaps the most entertaining part of watching the season's first open practice is listening to fan dialogue:

Marquis Goodwin will be All Big 12 this season. Book it!

Why is Earl Thomas wearing pants? (Answer: Because he can do anything he fucking wants.)

Colt better watch out for Garrett Gilbert this year. FTW.

Check out that guy's monogrammed velcro leather sandals from Lands End! HJ ... sweeet.

Here's what happened:

The big news was DJ Grant's leg injury just before the end of practice. He reached behind him to catch a pass and took a weird pivot as he got hit by Earl Thomas. He had an MRI this morning and I'm not expecting good news given our cursed luck at the position. (PB@BON reports that DJ is out for the year). Here is a video of the practice with a replay of Grant's catch towards the end. Extended practice footage from a fan cam here.

It looked like a mid-season practice in terms of the timing of the passing game, route running by the WRs, and overall execution in 7-on-7s and 11-on-11s.

The players are in excellent shape save Ben Alexander and Derek Johnson but at least it's at a position where we have plenty of depth, right? The encouraging news is Kheeston Randall and Calvin Howell got a lot of reps with the 2nd unit and showed some good burst off the line. Those are your guys this year at the second tackle spot. Lamarr Houston continues to defy laws of physics with his high speed pursuits of wide receivers on the opposite side of the field. There's no way he's 300 lbs as the roster suggest but he's a pissed off missile at 285.

Your starting OL is Ulatoski / Tanner / Hall / Huey / Hix. If we can see more aggression from our guards and more consistent pass protection on the edge, it's a damn salty OL. Tray Allen has lost some weight and looks re-proportioned in a good way. Mason Walters and David Snow have some great feet for big men and play mean. The offense has the advantage in shoulder pads because the defense can only engage high at half speed but the OL still did a great job of opening up some holes for the RBs.

Vondrell is your starting RB. I was fearing he'd go Selvin Young and put on unnecessary weight from overlifting but he looked quicker than last year. Very good burst through the hole and he took to runs to the house through the center of the defense. I was impressed with the overall focus and intensity of the RBs, a credit to Applewhite. There is no star in the lineup but they complement eachother well, run hard, and don't turn the ball over. Whaley won't be a factor any time soon. He's out of shape, out of position, and doesn't know the playbook. Other than that, expectations are sky high for our only RB recruit from the 2009 class. Ouch.

The Mccoy to Shipley connection is getting Star Trek creepy. They are going to give the Big 12 a Vulcan mind meld smooth buttfucking, which to my knowledge has never been done since the conference was formed. On one play, Shipley had Earl Thomas draped all over him like a mating hyena and still hauled in a parabolic gem from McCoy in the only 12" window the ball could have been caught. Ho hum. That's what best friends that are also roommates do, Musburger.

Garrett f'in Gilbert. He's going to be fun to watch. His rapid growth since the spring seems to have woken up Sherrod Harris, who had his best day throwing the ball that I've seen. Harris also broke off a few 20+ yard zone reads. Gilbert has tightened up his spiral and is already showing some confidence in the system, throwing the ball to where the WR should be instead of waiting to make sure he runs the route correctly. There is noticeably more zip on his passes which I presume is from finally having a fully healed shoulder rather than Mad Dog's customized G90x workout regimen.

Since nobody is surprised at what Shipley does anymore, James Kirkendoll stole the show tonight. He hauled in 7-8 catches for 15+ yards all over the field, two of which went the distance. It can't be repeated enough that we're going to field a lethal WR corps perfectly assembled for college game. Quick guys in the slot with flypaper hands that run precision routes (Collins/Kirkendoll) along with an emerging dynamo on the edge Malcolm Williams and some guy named Shipley that fucks up once a decade. Throw in an athletic possession guy like Chiles and a few speedsters in Hales/Monroe/Goodwin and you have an embarrassment of riches when considering who is slinging the ball. That's assuming McCoy can hold off Gilbert.

There's been some buzz about the rapid emergence of Marquis Goodwin. I saw his film in high school and saw a natural football player that also excelled at track, not the other way around, even if he happens to be a world class sprinter. So I'm not surprised he's come in with some confidence and gained the attention of the coaches, who promptly put him next to Shipley practicing punt returns. At 5'9 180 Lb with a chiseled track body and pretty good hands, he's a potential deep threat in the DeSean Jackson mold. Dude glides across the field and has sudden breaks out of his cuts that left two of our better DBs grasping at air. Goodwin could be a surprise player at an otherwise loaded position. Or maybe he's the camp surprise du jour that mysteriously sits on the bench the rest of the year.

Another guy that stood out to me was Keenan Robinson for no other reason that he always seemed to be right ahead of or just behind Earl Thomas in run support, which isn't a bad thing. Kid has a nose for the ball. He and Muck comprise a pretty mobile, hard-hitting combo in the 4-2-5 which was our base lineup for most of the night. Marcus Davis also looked surprisingly good considering how long he's been on campus. Barnett needs a redshirt to gain some weight but he's got the Chykiesque frame you want in a DB.

This is one fan's attempt to distill reality from myth in the Jungian style for our most disloyal readers. Blame Chris Applewhite if none of it makes sense.

Fire away.

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“The Mccoy to Shipley connection is getting Star Trek creepy. They are going to give the Big 12 a Vulcan mind-meld-smooth-buttfucking, which to my knowledge has never been done since the conference was formed.”

I thought this was the sort of imagery HenryJames came up with. I don’t know if I am supposed to be excited about this, afraid, or just sickened.

by Ricky on Aug 13, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Great read. I’m an idiot for figuring it’d be moved in the bubble. At least I’ll go tonight.

by bighornfan32 on Aug 13, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you have a hanging italics command in your post?

by Huckleberry on Aug 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Derek Johson originally showed up in tremendous shape. Did he lose it all celebrating his nuptials or am I totally off base about how he initially reported?

by Horncasting on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Huck,

Sailor’s kids causing trouble again.

Horncasting,

There’s no substitute for being in Austin going through summer workouts with the team every day. I’m not saying he won’t be a factor this year, and he certainly has the Roy Miller frame you want in a DT, he’s just not in shape yet.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Vasher,

You get a look at Barrett Matthews? Could he play this year?

Per PB@BON, DJ Grant is out for the year.

by ctex80 on Aug 13, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Jumbo up the middle

by BillyRay BillyBob, All American on Aug 13, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Trying to figure out Ryan Roberson. Saw him playing MLB 5-10, 220. Doesn’t seem like a Muschamp type, what’s his likley posiiton?

by The Clapper on Aug 13, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with pretty much everything you said. I was impressed with Vondrell but have tempered that enthusiasm because they’re just in pads. He was clearly taking the focus of the RB snaps.

There are two things that make me bullish on Goodwin. First, he got my and other people’s attention based on his speed and play on the field as opposed to getting people’s attention because he was a 4-star 6.0 RR recruit out of high school (I’m looking at you, Chiles). Second, he was getting a lot of attention from the coaches and Colt McCoy. Seeing him with Shipley on the punt returns was a great vote of confidence from the coaches. I think Goodwin is the occasionally-inserted potential home run threat, the kind that gives CTJ a DJ Monroe-induced hard on.

Speaking of Monroe, I said it earlier but I’ll restate it here. He does not have good hands. I was directly behind them when they were doing WR drills and his catching technique is noticeably different from the guys we peg as having good hands. He claps at the ball and doesn’t guide the ball into his possession like Shipley does. He dropped several catchable passes throughout practice. I would not expect him to contribute all that much this year. On the other hand, his build contrasts well to the other 5’9’’ home run threat.

Chiles was getting a lot of action at practice. He did not look uncomfortable in the position like he did in the Spring and in the Q package. I’ll be interested to see how they use him. His best attribute right now appears to be his strength and not his elusiveness, which could bode well for his playing time given the upside that attribute poses for screens.

Barrett Matthews surprised me with his size. He certainly looks like a tight end. His upper body is well built and he showed some speed in the catching drills. I didn’t see enough of him in the 7 on 7s to judge his game-readiness, though.

Howell looked really quick the couple times I saw him. Alexander looked fatter than I remembered and Derek Johnson only got time with the scrubs.

Porter got a decent amount of playing time and looked like a D-1 O-lineman on size alone.

by whoopspat on Aug 13, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn PB. Does that guy ever have anything good to say?

Forgot to mention Matthews. He looked very good. Physical in the blocking game and surprisingly quick feet after the catch. The practice ended with a 50 yd catch and run from Gilbert to Matthews. He’ll be forced into early action and I think he’s ready once he can get the playbook down. Rather than forcing a bunch of WR and DE transplants into the position, Matthews looks and plays like a TE.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Clapper,

Roberson is certainly not your ideal MLB defending against the spread.

He’d be an ideal fullback in a pro set.

whoopspat,

There are two things that make me bullish on Goodwin. First, he got my and other people’s attention based on his speed and play on the field as opposed to getting people’s attention because he was a 4-star 6.0 RR recruit out of high school (I’m looking at you, Chiles). Second, he was getting a lot of attention from the coaches and Colt McCoy.

Good points. Colt was coaching him how to watch the DBs hip turn during the backpedal. I agree the coaches have made Goodwin a priority, perhaps because Monroe and Hales aren’t emerging as fast as they’d like.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Great stuff. I’m fired up.
 
Good to hear that Gilbert is getting more comfortable and Sherrod isn’t going to take a demotion sitting down.
 
Longhorns fans love anointings at QB, but I don’t.
 
Whoever wins the backup job this year wins the starting job next.

by Scipio Tex on Aug 13, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

“Whoever wins the backup job this year wins the starting job next.”

Hmm. If it’s Gilbert, then yeah. If it’s Harris, I still think it’s an open competition next year.

by Nordberg on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Nordberg -
 
You may be right. However, my understanding is that Mack wants to play one backup this year and one only. At least that’s what he’s told people.
 
So if Sherrod had some unexpectedly great August and Gilbert looks like a frosh, Gilbert probably redshirts. Harris would get a fair number of game reps against our scrub schedule and he’d have an advantage going into Spring ’10.
 
I think the coaches want Gilbert to win the backup job for a number of reasons.

by Scipio Tex on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Great read. Thanks for taking the time. It pains me to admit how much I want these three weeks to fly by, as this means I prefer UT football over my life.

by burnt orange dog on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Good stuff, Vasherized.

by PB @ BON on Aug 13, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I’ll bet all the golden marbles in Lou Holtz’ brain that barring injury Garrett Gilbert is your starting QB next year. And I agree that the coaches are pulling for him this season to make next year’s decision that much easier. He’s the future.

Sherrod has been a career backup and a class act in the process. He could also probably run our offense and lead us to victory in all but two games on the schedule.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

“The players are in excellent shape save Ben Alexander and Derek Johnson”

In this conference you don’t need “space eaters”.

by Les Grossman on Aug 13, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

How did Greg Smith look at TE, specifically how well did he catch the ball?

What you said about Whaley does not surprise me. What do you think would be Whaley’s ideal position?

Did Colt take the snap from under center much? Did the horns run any from the pistol formation?

Did more than one of Cody, Vondrell, and Fozzy ever play at the same time (eg: Vondrell at TB wile Cody was at FB or Fozzy was in the slot)? Did any of those 3 running backs ever play a position other than TB?

Did you see any drive blocking or was it mainly zone blocking by the OL?

by Kafka on Aug 13, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Between not exactly making the honor roll and coming in out of shape, Alexander is really seizing his golden opportunity.

by Nordberg on Aug 13, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

It is tough for Gilbert to step in immediately. There is a lot for a QB to learn and Gilbert has not had the advantage of a redshirt year or even early enrollment. He is also a pretty skinny guy who might get hurt pretty easily (i.e. he would benefit from more weight lifting).

It would not surprise me if Sherrod wins the backup competition in the short run but Gilbert passes him as the season progresses. It is likely that Gilbert is the starting QB next season.

by Kafka on Aug 13, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

kafka,

Greg Smith’s hands at 250 aren’t any better than they were at 290.

Colt took snaps under center and from shotgun. Didn’t notice the pistol. Is that Greg Davis’ new secret weapon?

Only one TB on the field at a time per open practice rules. Can’t give OU all of our secrets.

I didn’t pay too much attention to the blocking schemes but it was mainly zone. The OL did seem to have a little more pop out of the snap and they’re in great physical shape. No fatties.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

“Rather than forcing a bunch of WR and DE transplants into the position, Matthews looks and plays like a TE.”

Dude, get the fuck outta here.

by Levander Williams on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

My post above should be read in the voice of Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop.

by Levander Williams on Aug 13, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Good, because Vasherized is a dead ringer for Bronson Pinchot’s character.

by HenryJames on Aug 13, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

You guys really think anyone but Gilbert is starting in 2010?

by shockthenation on Aug 13, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

“You guys really think anyone but Gilbert is starting in 2010?”
 
I know what the coaches want, most of the fans want, and GG wants. I’m just not interested in an anointing. He needs to earn it.

by Scipio Tex on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

When have we ever annointed a QB before?

by Chris Simms on Aug 13, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Everybody wish HenryJames good luck with the new album.

by Vasherized on Aug 13, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Good luck, HJ! Man, you’re a lot younger than I thought you’d be!

by uthookem on Aug 13, 2009 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

“How did Greg Smith look at TE, specifically how well did he catch the ball?”

Rod Babers’ hands combined with Peter Ullman’s mobility and shake.

by Houstonearlers on Aug 14, 2009 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

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