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Sooner Schadenfreude

Sorry, I just can't pass this one up. If you're unfamiliar with the term, schadenfreude is an old German word which roughly translates as 'Oklahoma is a vortex of suck, has always been a vortex of suck, is so currently as we speak, and shall remain so forever and ever until the sun blows up, at which point it will continue to suck in another dimension that currently only exists in the minds of physicists and cats.' Pithy folks, Germans.

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Now let's be fair, we've all lost our cool after a game, and we've all had to apologize for irrational behavior at some point. HenryJames for punching that girl in Columbus, CTJ for calling Simms' cellphone and reading passages from The Notebook in a weepy tone, scally for wearing orange hot-pants to the Rose Bowl. We've all been there.

I have not, however, seen more irrational behavior than admitting, in a semi-public way, that first amongst your personal list of grievances is the age of the linebacker who form-tackled your QB right into an ice-pack and saran-wrap sari.

No seriously, the presence of closet professionals, actual professionals, you-tube miscreants, felons, 'recreational' gun owners, head trauma inflictors, screwdriver wielders, and a 47 year old Jason White is A-OK; a pasty Utah native who spent 4 years on a mission trip in Indiana and says things like "Oh Jeez, what the heck!" however is completely out of line. Just way beyond fair and shit.

For a second there I almost felt embarassed for you Oklahoma. Then I realized it was gas.

I'll bet he secretly played for the Colts under a different name while he was down there. You know Coleby Clawson does sound made up. Shame on those elderly mormons for beating up on your earnest little gang of mop-topped Dickensian ne'er do wells. Look at 'em over there, strutting around all old and emotionally mature, lording it about with their calm demeanors and thick manly facial hair. Just shameful.

Maybe you guys should grow some 'staches to even up the odds a bit.

The one on the bottom left is called The Landry.

Does it say something about me as a person that I enjoyed watching OU lose to the descendants of Brigham almost as much as I enjoyed our win? Yes. Yes it does. It says I am a good American. It has been scientifically proven that pining for a full strength Oklahoma or wishing them well in anyway is communist. Not to mention the fact that at the end of the day Oklahoma basically got outplayed. Clawson timed that blitz perfectly. The other LB Pendleton was outstanding. He was all over the field. I swear they had a little Italian dude named Luigi running the ball at some point. He looked like Chachi from Happy Days. I literally laughed out loud. BYU repeatedly turned the ball over and gave OU a short field. I think OU had 7 downs inside the BYU 10 yard line and couldn't convert. The OU secondary got mauled so badly by a slow white tight end that they triple covered him on the TD reception to some other little Italian dude. It was glorious. Without Gerald McCoy it would have been much, much worse.

It appears that Trent Williams is the scapegoat but the whole line was flummoxed the entire game by something as erudite and daunting as a zone blitz. Hint: The linebackers can delay a step or two before commiting to a gap and penetrating. Yeah, I know. It's like NASA shit or something. It almost as if BYU was given some awe inspiring package inscribed on golden tablets secretly from God. Wait a minute.

BTW- I want to make it clear we are fans of Sam Bradford, the person, here at BC. Shadenfreude doesn't extend to individual players. He seems like a really good kid and we wish him well. I mean that. We're also sorry that HenryJames called him an Amerasian gopher.

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For the record, it is spelled schadenfreude.

by misterloki on Sep 7, 2009 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks man, I thought that looked funny.

by Doperbo on Sep 7, 2009 9:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Dumbass.

by HenryJames on Sep 7, 2009 9:30 AM CDT reply actions  

He was using the Oklahoma spelling.

by EyesOfTX on Sep 7, 2009 9:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Schadenfreude is the new meme.

by jimmyjazz on Sep 7, 2009 9:38 AM CDT reply actions  

In that first picture, is #44 from BYU trying to convert Bradford?? Sam shouldn’t be so dismissive of the magic underwear. It obviously works.

by texoz on Sep 7, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions  

This website may be of use to Wilson and the OU line. It is a fairly fundamental discussion of the zone blitz.

This is actually a pretty good website. Perhaps BC would post a link?

BornaHorn

by BornaHorn on Sep 7, 2009 9:47 AM CDT reply actions  

This isn’t a whine post I’m an OU fan which means I have class.

by Woody Bombay on Sep 7, 2009 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Sorry, here is the link:

http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/03/the-zone-blitz-aggressive-and-conservative-all-at-once/

Similar to one written on Smart Football that I read last week but couldn’t find right now.

The link to Smart Football is http://smartfootball.com/

by BornaHorn on Sep 7, 2009 9:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Does it say something about me as a person that I enjoyed watching OU lose to the descendants of Brigham almost as much as I enjoyed our win? Yes. Yes it does. It says I am a good American. It has been scientifically proven that pining for a full strength Oklahoma or wishing them well in anyway is communist.

That paragraph is chock full of universal truths. Beautiful.

by BrickHorn on Sep 7, 2009 10:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Mormons and Native Americans have a, how do
you say, “interesting” history with one another.

by Steve Nebraska on Sep 7, 2009 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Very enjoyable, Doperbo.

I will miss watching Bradford play—the season would be better with him in it.

by parlinhall on Sep 7, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions  

To be fair, that chick HJ punched is Columbus had lights in the bottom of her tennis shoes, so she was sort of asking for it.

As far as scally, no excuses.

by sizzlechest on Sep 7, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Kevin Wilson: “Landry Jones is the best quarterback I have ever coached, and I have coached a Heisman winner with no knees and a cross eyed Cherokee with freckles and a wide receiver playing quarterback so put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

by PrimeTime on Sep 7, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

“Kevin Wilson: "Landry Jones is the best quarterback I have ever coached, and I have coached a Heisman winner with no knees and a cross eyed Cherokee with freckles and a wide receiver playing quarterback so put that in your pipe and smoke it."”

9/10. You should have said “peace pipe”.

by jimmyjazz on Sep 7, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Now they are saying Bradford has a Grade 2 or Grade 3 AC sprain/separation.

As a freshman at UT on a baseball trip with the club team to Colorado, I suffered a 3rd degree AC separation while skiing down a bunny slope in Vail (hey, fuck you for laughing…it was my second day skiing, I accidentally got on the bunny slope and tried to tuck it to the bottom…a kid and an old lady crossed my path and I was between pizza and french fries when my ski tops got crossed…I went ass over tea kettle and landed on my throwing shoulder, very similar to Bradford).

If it is a 3rd degree separation, he’s done. I didn’t have surgery, but I went through rehab with the UT sports doctors. I was immobilized for about two weeks and I couldn’t throw a baseball for a year.

Just some food for thought.

by uthookem on Sep 7, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

He’s done. It’s a grade 3 sprain and there’s no way his insurance contract is valid if he plays again this year. The fact that ou’s Oline is practically a welcoming committee doesn’t help. The fact that OU’s National Championship dreams are done doesn’t either.

The OU program will smoke screen this deal as long as they can for strategic purposes, but Bradford won’t play again this year. Take it to the bank.

Which means Gresham is probably done for the year as well.

I feel for those two kids, but I don’t think they could have made poorer career decisions if Master P. was running things. Just abject stupidity to come back.

by Trips Right on Sep 7, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Sucks for Bradford, but Stoops should have put L. Jones in for mop up duty in a lot of games last year. Instead he was running up the score, trying to get style points, and scoring records.

He might of got his team to another humiliating BCS loss last year, but it cost him this year.

by Tim on Sep 7, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Clicked on that sooner fans site, and I swear I couldn’t stop reading , i’m amazed at how dumb those fans really are, they have to be brainwashed or something… it was almost sad to listen to the simple minded statements, no wonder they believed what kevin wilson said about how great the o-line was going to be. They honestly are talking about bradford and gresh getting back for the miami game, some were even saying 2 weeks. The bradford injury is serious, if they rush him it would be no sooner than our game that he might get to play, and he’s not going to be anywhere near 100% for that. This season is starting to fall apart for the sooners, if the o-line is as good as advertised they WILL get beat by miami. On another note, why does it seem like Malcolm Williams doesn’t exist, he is 6-3 just throw it up somewhere around him and he will bring it down… I don’t understand why they don’t even look his direction, because we are going to need him when they double and triple team shipley in the games that matter. Was it just me or did it feel more like a Florida team, with the addition of monroe, goodwin, and chiles, in the offense… They are FAST, real Fast

by travis on Sep 7, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I posted this on another board. I think the injuries to Bradford and Gresham are a turning point in the OU football program. I think it raises the odds that Stoops leaves after this season. OU stands to lose a lot of players, many of them early, for next year. Very unlikely that Bradford or Gresham return next season. It would be more idiotic than coming back for this season.

Thus, Stoops is faced with a rebuilding year this year AND probably next year. Then you have other coaches armed with more recruiting ammo that Stoops doesn’t look out for his players. Recruiting just got a lot harder for OU.

IMO, this is the beginning of the end of the Stoops’ era at OU.

by texoz on Sep 7, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

“Clawson timed that blitz perfectly”

and the best LT OU has ever had happily whiffed on him. Why exactly did he get so much hype? Did he play well against Florida or something. He was completely absent against us last yeear against Melton.

by dick on Sep 7, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

My wife is from Oklahoma. Went to high school with Bradford’s father and uncle, in fact. Says they are good people.

Her take is that the state suffers from brain drain. Most people she knew who had any snap left for better educational, professional and cultural opportunities elsewhere. Those remaining behind met and bred with others like themselves and now there are fundamentalist churches everywhere.

Switzer’s book “Bootlegger’s Boy” has as good an explanation of the role the OU football program plays in the life of the state as I have ever read. The state’s self-esteem was always low. My wife calls the state the last chance for every loser who couldn’t make it anywhere else. Morale was wrecked further by the Dust Bowl days of the 30’s. The handful of men who ran the state in the 40’s had the bright idea of building up the college football program to give the state something to be proud of. After a while they hired Bud Wilkinson and you know the rest.

I have always thought that the huge role played by the Sooner program was a double-edged sword. When things are going well, there is huge community interest and support. But, when things go south, they can turn on each other and get nasty. There is too much riding on it. This is reflected by the way OU tends to play. They are a program of momentum. When they have it they can look unstoppable. When they don’t things can collapse in a hurry. The latter scenario appears to be unfolding.

by hopefulhorn on Sep 7, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

My wife is from Oklahoma. Went to high school with Bradford’s father and uncle, in fact. Says they are good people.

Her take is that the state suffers from brain drain. Most people she knew who had any snap left for better educational, professional and cultural opportunities elsewhere. Those remaining behind met and bred with others like themselves and now there are fundamentalist churches everywhere.

Switzer’s book “Bootlegger’s Boy” has as good an explanation of the role the OU football program plays in the life of the state as I have ever read. The state’s self-esteem was always low. My wife calls the state the last chance for every loser who couldn’t make it anywhere else. Morale was wrecked further by the Dust Bowl days of the 30’s. The handful of men who ran the state in the 40’s had the bright idea of building up the college football program to give the state something to be proud of. After a while they hired Bud Wilkinson and you know the rest.

I have always thought that the huge role played by the Sooner program was a double-edged sword. When things are going well, there is huge community interest and support. But, when things go south, they can turn on each other and get nasty. There is too much riding on it. This is reflected by the way OU tends to play. They are a program of momentum. When they have it they can look unstoppable. When they don’t things can collapse in a hurry. The latter scenario appears to be unfolding.

by hopefulhorn on Sep 7, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn’t Landry a redshirt Freshman? Meaning playing the back up last year wouldn’t have helped much.

by texasholdem on Sep 7, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Idaho State
Tulsa
at Miami
Baylor

OU is very lucky that Idaho State is next. Tulsa looked good in their opener as did Baylor. Depending on how the team reacts to these injuries, there could be 2 more losses in that sched before OU gets to Dallas.

by texoz on Sep 7, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Her take is that the state suffers from brain drain. Most people she knew who had any snap left for better educational, professional and cultural opportunities elsewhere. Those remaining behind met and bred with others like themselves and now there are fundamentalist churches everywhere.

dude….

I’m calling the FCC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NDPT0Ph5rA).
and if that doesnt work, I’m calling the president (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10320096-38.html)

by Fried Rice on Sep 7, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

And there damn well better be another one waiting for them in Dallas on 10/17.

I was in Dallas (Frisco) on Saturday for a wedding, and afterwards (and three or so hours of open bar and a ‘tender that must’ve been paid by the number of bottles he emptied) we walked back to the hotel and I saw a few sooners in the hotel bar. I laughed out loud and pointed and my wife calmly escorted me to the room.

Good times.

by uthookem on Sep 7, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

“"Oh Jeez, what the heck!" "

As any Big Love watcher or salt lake resident knows Mormons say “Oh my heck” a lot.

Having lived a Kevin Baconesque senior year in Salt Lake corrupting girls in their experimental pre-marriage-at 19 stage I kow this to be true.

by horninhongkong on Sep 7, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, I wish somebody would snap Kenny Chesney’s AC shoulder joint (the one that allows him to pretend to play the guitar), and then step on his larynx with metal-cleated climbing shoes for good measure.

by emmettfitzhume on Sep 7, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OTOH, this doesn’t help our SOS much.

by panchoclaus on Sep 7, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

As Robert Earl Keen so adroitly put it:

Flatter than a tabletop
Makes you wonder why they stopped here
Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one
On the great migration west
Separated from the rest
Though they might have tried their best
They never caught the sun
So they sunk some roots down in the dirt
To keep from blowin’ off the earth
Built a town around here
And when the dust had all but cleared
They called it Levelland, the pride of man

by bateshorn on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 AM CDT reply actions  

“contrary to popular belief, robert earl keen did not write that song. i wrote it for my buddy max crawford from floydada, texas. floydada didn’t fit the meter.”

-james mcmurtry

by willylumplump on Sep 8, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Its a classic! Just like: somebody has been sleeping in my bed,, drip n dry, ka.

So there!

by His Hers & Hess on Aug 4, 2010 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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