College Gameday will be in Austin this weekend

Corso “heart” penis, greatest sign I’ve seen so far.

This will be my first opportunity to tailgate with a bunch of Asian dudes. Will you guys have a sushi bar?

If by dunking your head in a bucket of kimchi and lonestar and bobbing for ahi counts as a sushi bar, then yes we will.

“If it’s worth doing, overdo it.”
- Trips Right

There will be Mexican wrestlers and a piñata.

Lou Holtz Donkey Punched Eleanor Roosevelt

“Whomever can get a sign on tv mentioning BarkingCarnival will get to be Trips’ wingman on his next trip to Juarez. "

Thanks, but if I want that kind of pleasure I’ll just volunteer as a line judge for Serena Williams.

“Corso is thick in the pants” was also a classic.

So will the wingman take the hooker or the donkey?

“There will be Mexican wrestlers and a piñata.”

I saw that and read it as “There will be Mexican midget wrestlers as piñatas.”

Saw that and read it as "There will be Mexican midget wrestlers as piñatas."

That too.

Dutchie – Allsome.

ESPN Gameday script;

9:00am – 10:00 am
Focus on the UF v Tenn matchup, get Tebow’s thoughts on Coach Kiffin, get Coach Meyers thoughts on Coach Kiffin. Interview Kiffin untill he sticks his foot in his mouth or commits another minor NCAA violation. Herbie talks about Bryce Brown, Corso won rock, paper, scissors he gets the honor of speaking to THE TIM TEBOW.

10:00 – 10:40
Tom Rinaldi goes bass fishing with Colt and Jordan, cue interview and cheers from crowd. Rinaldi gets a bite and ask Colt to help him reel it in, Colt places his arms around Renaldi and helps him reel in his catch and the camera pans to Jordan who is visably upset.

10:40 – 10:50
Herbie interviews Mack Brown about the greatness of The University of Texas, at Mack’s house. Mack and Sally give Herbie the grand tour and talk about how this is the biggest house of all the Big 12 coaches. Herbie agrees, and Sally prepares the quest room for his stay that night.

10:50 – 10:55
Desmond interview with Muschamp, que picture of bloody face, and que “stats are for losers” graphic quote. Des talks about the greatness of the Texas defense and ask Muschamp how does he plan on slowing down Tebow and the Gator offense in the National Championship. According to script Muschamp will refuse to answer sighting that they are not going to overlook the OU game even though Bradford is out. Que UT/OU highlights from 08’, and Bradfords BYU injury highlights

10:55 – 10:56
Show brief clip of 08’ game, Mack requested not to show highlights of multiple hits on McCoy, the cast all needs to comment on how lucky Texas Tech was that night, and how they are now without Graham Harrell and Michael Crabtree.

10:57 – 11:00
Bring in “celebrety quest” (Matthew McConaugay) adjust camera tint for bright orange leather jacket, move Fowlers hairspray over for Matthew’s access, and make sure he sticks to his script. Have Herbi read keys to the game, and que Corso with the Longhorn mascot head, pan out over crowd and close.

por que?

bloodninja: I prepare the Quest Room for your stay tonight.

CuteHerbie4: Que?

Tim – you left out the segment where Leach and Crabtree consult each other regarding effective contract negotiation tactics.

50 bucks to the guy who gets a real photo of tim’s face on a bloody tampon

*in gameday background sign

Mack and the dudes.

“quest room” has the unintended potential for greatness. It’s certainly in the queue.

Desmond Howard hates UT, so that part of your fantasy will never happen. Which is fine, since Howard is a whiny little douche with a microphone.

“Corso wears a Merkin” is my personal favorite.

“Corso Uses Butter Like Brando Did”

Or, if you want to be mean:

“Lee Corso, you’re no Dick Clark” or

“Lee Corso, you’re no Kirk Douglas”

If Sailor really wants to drum up business, I suggest:

“Go to ”http://www.BarkingCarnival.com" target="_blank">www.BarkingCarnival.com for FREE PORN!!!"

Line is 17 points. Someone could make alot of money this weekend.

g and q. Not that tough. I can understand it once…… Yim.

Trying to decide between signs.

WWHJD? or Scipio is a professional manscaper.

After a 2:00am stroke of genius, I’m coming armed with 3 signs:

Sign 1 Side 1: Lou Holtz Is His Own Grandpa
Sign 1 Side 2: Lou Holtz Donkey Punched Eleanor Roosevelt
Sign 2: Texas Tech QBs: So Easy a Caveman Could Do It (Side By side of Geico Caveman and Taylor Potts).

FUCK YEAH!

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