I’m a Baylor Bear, Man

by Vasherized on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

Add this jackassery, courtesy of Baylor student Marshall Bumpus, to the list of reasons why Baylor deserves a special beatdown in Waco this year. As if Art Briles' forked tongue and voting habits weren't enough.

This was actually played during the Baylor/UConn game on Saturday.

No wonder the Huskies won.

This is blasphemy the estate of Johnny Cash simply should not stand for. Mixmasta Bumpus deserves a special kind of hazing that involves getting beaten by men in black wielding whisky-soaked burlap sacks filled with five-pound bibles.

But in Waco he's probably already a celebrity on campus that can look forward to losing his virginity this week.

He and HenryJames should celebrate.

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“He and HenryJames should celebrate.”

Or masterbate..

by Ring o' Fire on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions

What was this guy thinking? “Hey, I watched a 30-minute Yngwie Malmsteen guitar instructional video, I can’t sing, I’m prone to awkward butchery of the English language, I have a poor sense of humor and I am that special kind of oddball who truly likes Waco. Maybe I should film my own music video!”

by BrickHorn on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions

What a catchy little jingle by the young Baptist… I think I’ll have my Liberty Flames do something similar.
And NO, I did not do that with my mother in an outhouse!!

by Ghost of Jerry Falwell on Sep 22, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions

I have long thought that Baylor is one of the signs of the apocalypse as foretold in the Book of Revelation.

This video confirms it.

by parlinhall on Sep 22, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions

by HenryJames on Sep 22, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions

Perfect spot for a toga-draped Blutarsky to smash that guitar across that Bumpus’ face, then anally rape him with the broken guitar neck.

by texoz on Sep 22, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

maybe that last part was a little too harsh. I haven’t had lunch yet and I’m get’n cranky.

by texoz on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions

I just though it odd he’d choose the Choice Hotels jingle. I mean, it’s a fine hotel chain, but why copy their song?

by Phenomenal Smith on Sep 22, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions

I’m morally uncomfortable with Baylor’s inclusion in our conference.

by Gene Claude on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions

You think that’s bad, watch this:

Dating Is Hard.

by UTIceberg on Sep 22, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions

UTIceberg – That’s a find.

The 70’s were hard on humans.

by Sailor Ripley on Sep 22, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions

Sailor Ripley still wears vented leather driving gloves.

by Vasherized on Sep 22, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions

Only when blogging.

by Sailor Ripley on Sep 22, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions

Damn. I was saving this to watch when I had time, and it’s gone. Anyone save it somewhere?

by skipperj on Sep 22, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions

They pulled it. We might have to record a reenactment at BC Studios.

by Vasherized on Sep 22, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions

Baylor has the worst P.R. sense of any major university I’ve encountered. Gameday presentation, inability to select a competent president, constant buffoonery in regards to cronyism and the administration—all from a Christian university. I love Baylor to death, but it’s hard to defend her sometimes.

by R.C. on Sep 22, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions

Re-enactment not from BC Studios:

by Sailor Ripley on Sep 22, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions

I think that dude was our rickshaw driver this weekend.

by Trips Right on Sep 22, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions

Trips gave him the old ‘Do you accept any other forms of payment besides cash?’

by Vasherized on Sep 22, 2009 5:46 PM CDT reply actions

He’s been everywhere. Man.

by parlinhall on Sep 22, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions

I can’t stop watching Iceberg’s video.

What single gal isn’t interested in most phases of data processing? Is it even necessary to say that?

Comedic gold.

by blackscholes on Sep 22, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions

OMG! This video of Teaff & Briles makes my guts lurch. Reminds me of the last SWC game, where the’Horns got SCREWED by the zebras so Grant could go out a less loser!

Never forgot that day and Never Will….bu has the worst & obnoxious fans in the country when they have any success at all. Makes me ashamed to be Baptist. Now, I root for now Wake Forest cause their old mascots were the Fighting Baptists. I Hate Baylor! UTex79

by 40 Rockin Acres on Sep 23, 2009 10:38 AM CDT reply actions

I’m stuck on Icebergs video as well.

That one guy subscribes to Playboy AND The New Yorker. That shows serious range.

Also Stephen, the 39 year old Jewish body designer (is that what trainers were called?) is killing me. The first thing he stated was that he wanted a “trendy” girl. Also, on his bio, he said he wanted someone under 30. I’m pretty sure this cat had to resort to rape after lack of hits and is now designing his body comfortably behind bars.

THE MUSIC!!! This shall be shared with my contemporaries.

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