I’m a Baylor Bear, Man

Add this jackassery, courtesy of Baylor student Marshall Bumpus, to the list of reasons why Baylor deserves a special beatdown in Waco this year. As if Art Briles' forked tongue and voting habits weren't enough.

This was actually played during the Baylor/UConn game on Saturday.

No wonder the Huskies won.

This is blasphemy the estate of Johnny Cash simply should not stand for. Mixmasta Bumpus deserves a special kind of hazing that involves getting beaten by men in black wielding whisky-soaked burlap sacks filled with five-pound bibles.

But in Waco he's probably already a celebrity on campus that can look forward to losing his virginity this week.

He and HenryJames should celebrate.

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