Now THIS is an intro

The creative force behind this had to have had a mullet. It's like The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms meets one of those Coca Cola polar bears. But the bear is kind of a psycho so he blows up a satellite and nukes Anchorage. And because he plays hockey, some of his growls actually sound like burps. So maybe he's Canadian.

And most importantly, it features the musical stylings of one Kenneth Loggins.

H/T: Fark.

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