Now THIS is an intro
by HenryJames on Oct 2, 2009 8:08 AM CDT
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PrintThe creative force behind this had to have had a mullet. It's like The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms meets one of those Coca Cola polar bears. But the bear is kind of a psycho so he blows up a satellite and nukes Anchorage. And because he plays hockey, some of his growls actually sound like burps. So maybe he's Canadian.
And most importantly, it features the musical stylings of one Kenneth Loggins.
H/T: Fark.
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There are no words for how awesome that is.
The greatest Kenny Loggins-to-Metallica transition using a computer-generated angry polar bear graphic in the history of ever.
by Huckleberry on Oct 2, 2009 8:38 AM CDT reply actions
This may actually be more epic than the 3 wolf moon t-shirt:
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A
by Dutchie on Oct 2, 2009 9:01 AM CDT reply actions
That is the best that has ever been made. Period.
by Flamingmonkey on Oct 2, 2009 9:10 AM CDT reply actions
That looks like something you’d see on one of the possessed arcade games in Strange Brew.
by Vasherized on Oct 2, 2009 10:07 AM CDT reply actions
That is the Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer of sports intros. Nothing more awesome than polar bear with a Saturn rocket shoved up its ass.
by texoz on Oct 2, 2009 10:10 AM CDT reply actions
The only way to improve that video – and I do mean only way, because that video is the closest thing to perfection since God invented tits – would be a cameo by Kansas State’s imitation-stratocaster-slinging Willie:
by BrickHorn on Oct 2, 2009 10:32 AM CDT reply actions
I’d like to see our schools work the gigantic, hockey stick wielding, intergalactic polar bear into their science curriculum. In comparison, that whole “big bang” thing was a real yawner.
by mr. sunshine on Oct 2, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
mr. sunshine – agreed. It’s like a perfect creation myth crafted by ancient Canadian nomads. “You see, ote of the void came dhis big po-larr bear holding a hockey stick. It flew through o-ter space real fast and slapped a Nortel satellite with a one-timer that dinged off dhe post. Dhen it came tumbling down to Earth, where it had a bit of a scrap with a hockey arena. Dhe Almighty Referee sent the po-larr bear to the box to serve an everlasting 10-minute major for fighting, and Order was restored to Chaos. And dhat’s pretty much how dhe world was created.”
by BrickHorn on Oct 2, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Brick,
That shit’s gold. I don’t see any difference between ancient Canada and present day Canada. It’s the land that time forgot.
by magnusbleuveigner on Oct 2, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
“The creative force behind this had to have had a mullet.”
A mullet and beard are prerequisites to live in Alaska. Ironically, when you google “Mullet and Beard”, this is the first image that comes up…
by utomlinson on Oct 2, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit I thought you were joking. That is the first image that comes up. I aplogize for doubting you.
by Flamingmonkey on Oct 2, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
In retrospect, it really makes our minotaurs look like a bunch of pussies.
by Mitch Cumsteen on Oct 2, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions
If the polar bear can send anchorage to perdition, can our minotaurs at least stampede up to Norman and unleash fire & brimstone?
by texastough on Oct 2, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions
Seiously, that bear video is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Better than (cows running through Austin + guys drummimg) * ∞
by Ag_in_TX on Oct 2, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions
That bear video is the best thing that anyone has ever seen.
by HenryJames on Oct 2, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions
Serious question, is there a big Fairbanks vs Anchorage rivalry? Is it kind of like a dysfunctional, beaver-pelt wearing Dallas v Houston thing?
by Gardner Barnes on Oct 3, 2009 9:48 AM CDT reply actions
BTW, it seems UAF is obsessed with space and stuff:
by Gardner Barnes on Oct 3, 2009 9:52 AM CDT reply actions
Yes, there is a big Fairbanks vs. Anchorage rivalry. My wife is from the Anchorage area and detests the Fairbanks people. Anchorage thinks Fairbanks is a backwater pit of rednecks and inter-family relations….Fairbanks looks at Anchorage as a bunch of pansies who aren’t really “Alaskan” (lot of lower 48 folks live in Anchorage). It even extends to their summer baseball college league…. Thousands of fans show up at these games and coaches have an expectation to win or be fired, which is odd for such leagues.
by hobbeshorn on Oct 5, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions
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