Barking Bets: Week Six, Enter Huck's Supercomputer
Well week 5 was certainly one to remember and could have been even better had CSU not crapped the second half bed. A double digit first half lead on dominating line play was erased in the second half by horrible effort and inexplicable play calling. Ah well, 6-1 while pocketing a gluttonous 8 units isn't a bad week.
If you're scoring at home we have an en fuego 10-3 record over the last two weeks for a cool 10 units minus juice. And this week, it gets even better with an official Barking Introduction to Huck's Wise Guy supercomputer that should revolutionize the gambling world with a little help from the expert direction of my 5 year old's Magic 8 Ball. If you're ipowers, that's a child's toy, bro. Huck's system was a phenomenal 82-43 on a star basis last season, and with a couple of tweaks from basement boy himself, the system should be even better in 2009.
Anywho, on to the bets where I'll indicate which games Huck and I agree on.
Nebraska Cornhuskers -3 @ Missouri Tigers. Moving this from 2 to the rare 3 Unit play because of strong technical backing from Huck's computations, and because I'm betting my bookie's money.
Barring a miracle pass by the Joe Montana-esque Tyrod Taylor and two costly turnovers in Blacksburg, the resurgent Cornhuskers would be a solid 4-0 on the year with probably the best non-con win of any Big 12 school. It would be tough to use the other 3 games on NU's schedule to project performance eventhough they waxed FLA ATL, Arkansas State, and ULL.
Instead we'll focus on the heartbreaker against the Hokies, which was a game the Huskers controlled from start to finish while dominating the boxscore. NU had 350 yards of offense, held the Hokies to just 178, and suffered from two Zac Lee interceptions and an inability to find pay-dirt, kicking 5 field goals. They also held a quality ground attack to just 2.3 yards per carry on the road. NU's defense rates to do the same against a poor Mizzou rushing attack which will then put a ton of pressure on freshman QB Blaine Gabbert to move the chains.
The Tigers come into the contest with a misleading yet surprising 4-0 record. Surprising because Mizzou is, well, undefeated, misleading because they've struggled against bad defenses like Nevada and Bowling Green, and caught an Illinois club on the brink of program turmoil. The alarming game if you're a Tiger fan is the BGSU performance. Bowling Green allows points in bunches and the Tigers could only manage 27 points on a paltry 178 yards passing. The Huskers defense will be the toughest team the Tigers have faced to date. And certainly the first real test for a freshman QB.
Defensively, Mizzou will face the only balanced attack they've faced in this 5 game stretch. Zac Lee is an experienced QB and he can lean on a ferocious rushing attack that ran it for over 200 yards in Blacksburg against a great V. Tech seven. If you can rush it and stop the run, you're going to win a lot of games. Throw in the experience advantage the Huskers have at the QB position and I think NU wins comfortably. Mizzou is a year or two away. I say 31 to 17 Huskers but you may also want to check out the Atomic Teeth guys for the Mizzou slant.
TCU Horned Frogs -10 @ Air Force Falcons. 2 units.
I can probably sell you on this bet with one sentence if you consider that TCU will be playing defense in this game. Air Force has not scored an offensive touchdown in its last 8 quarters of play. And it's not like they were playing the '85 Bears in those tilts, they were facing those glass eating marble shitting world beating defenses of San Diego State and Navy. Uggggh. Gaining 51 and 57 yards through the air respectively against these two clubs. You think they'll be able to line it up and run it down the throats of a Gary Patterson coached club. Not likely.
TCU on the other hand has gone on the road and knocked off Clemson in a game in which the Frogs had nearly 400 yards of offense. TCU also went on the road to destroy a decent Virginia club rolling up 400 yards while holding the Cavs to just 177 yards of offense on 7 first downs. Who else does that? Not Southern Miss or UNC. Air Force will be a light snack and after a lackluster performance vs. SMU, the Frogs will have radar lock focus on the Falcons. TCU big, 31 to 7.
TCU Horned Frogs vs. Air Force Falcons under 44. 2 units.
Going to use the tried and true formula that if one team can't score and the other team isn't Texas Tech, the under is the play. Plus, Huck's computer loves this total. Under it is. 31 to 7.
Kentucky Wildcats +11 @ South Carolina Gamecocks. 1 unit.
Should be a hangover of sorts for the Cocks after they knocked off Ole Miss. Laying double digits with this underachieving USC offense in a conference game is unbelievably tough to do. If Kentucky gets two TD's they cover. I think they get 2 and a half. 21 to 17 Cocks.
Lighter card this week. But don't be afraid to play Huck's starred picks. Except for Florida. I don't think it takes Tebow's health in to account or his divine healing capabilities. Amen.
Good luck on your action.
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Columbia may have some extremely heavy rain before and during the game tomorrow, with temperatures falling from around 60 to the upper 50s. I don’t know if this would affect your plays, but for readers putting down real money it’s something to consider.
by parlinhall on Oct 7, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
That sure seems to be the general NU/MU consensus, doesn’t it? At least by national pundits and Husker fans.
Zac Lee, of course, has played in fewer Division I football games than has Blaine Gabbert. Before this year, he last threw a pass in anger in 2006. I suppose if you count sitting behind the inestimable Joe Ganz experienced. He’s experienced in much the same fashion as is Roberto Frankfurter. We do know one thing for certain about Lee: He has lost his shit in front of a hostile crowd in a big game before. We do not know the same about Gabbert.
I get the analysis, I really do, and obviously Huck’s computers have no innate biases. But most such write ups I’ve read reason from the conclusion that the Huskers are better than the Tigers because, after all, this is the Huskers and the Tigers. The VT game was impressive in some ways, but not so much if you look at context. First, of course, they lost. Second, of course, they couldn’t get in the endzone. Third, this VT rush defense isn’t quite on par with year’s past. Finally, while the Nebraska defense pitched a great game, Tyrod Taylor was atrocious. Was that all on the Blackshirts? Maybe, maybe not. Over on AT, I broke down the defensive stats that matter (BC’s term), and they just don’t support the idea that Nebraska has a dominant defense.
I also disagree with some of your points about Mizzou. This is the first balanced attack the Tigers have seen? Sure, it is easy to rail on Illinois now, but Illinois was 1st in the Big 10 in passing (I know, a tallest midget in the circus sort of thing) and 5th in rushing. Nevada was, and is, similarly balanced. You characterize the Tiger offense as struggling against bad defenses. There have been struggled (Nevada 2nd quarter, BG first half). I’m concerned about those, yes. But I would hardly say being the 16th ranked offense nationally is struggling. And I am certain this is the best Tiger defense I’ve seen since 1998 and Justin Smith.
I see the game as a pick ’em. I certainly could see Gabbert going wide eyed and Helu and the Huskers offense controlling the clock. I can also see the Huskers coming out in a dime defense and the Tigers running the ball all over them (most of the Tigers rushing problems have been based on teams willing to overload the run and make Gabbert beat them). I can also see Zac Lee dripping feces down his leg in the driving rain at Faurot.
In the end, it seems the world is willing to give an inordinantly large amount of credence to one nonconference game in which the Huskers competed but lost, against a maddeningly inconsistent team, led by a schizophrenic quarterback. Personally, I give as much weight to that game as I do to the Tigers defeating the Huskers 52 – 17 (10 if the Huskers don’t score on the final play of the game) at Lincoln last year. Sure, these are different teams. That Husker team was led by an unflappable senior quarterback at home…..
by Gene Claude on Oct 7, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
I like betting against the Cocks anytime they are giving double digits to an SEC foe.
by The General on Oct 7, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
I also disagree with some of your points about Mizzou. This is the first balanced attack the Tigers have seen? Sure, it is easy to rail on Illinois now, but Illinois was 1st in the Big 10 in passing (I know, a tallest midget in the circus sort of thing) and 5th in rushing. Nevada was, and is, similarly balanced. You characterize the Tiger offense as struggling against bad defenses. There have been struggled (Nevada 2nd quarter, BG first half). I’m concerned about those, yes. But I would hardly say being the 16th ranked offense nationally is struggling. And I am certain this is the best Tiger defense I’ve seen since 1998 and Justin Smith.
Nevada is 3rd nationally in adjusted total rushing per carry and 58th in adjusted total passing per attempt.
Illinois is 52nd and 50th, respectively.
Missouri is #22 in unadjusted total yards per game when only FBS opponents are included but that falls to 82nd in the nation when looking at adjusted yards per play.
It is definitely early in the year, so the stats can be misleading. But the only statement the numbers support, so far, is that Illinois is balanced. Mediocre and balanced, but balanced.
by Huckleberry on Oct 7, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
I’m shocked Gene is backing Mizzou on this one. I couldn’t be more shocked if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.
As for the balance argument. Illinois has benched Juice Williams, the QB that led them to a Rose bowl 3 short seasons ago, in favor of some flavor of the month. Nice balance, Zookie. I suspect a fist fight with the Fiji’s any day now. Look, Mizzou has had a nice run, but they’re making a step up in competition. They won’t be able to run on NU, which means Gabbert will have to get it done. NU will be able to run it on Mizzou, because, well, Nevada rushed it for 218.
by Trips Right on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Kentucky +10
Bama -5
Mich +8
Does anyone have an opinion on GA/Tenn? How is Tenn favored? Their qb play is absolutely awful and they have had trouble scoring points all year.
by Groundhogday on Oct 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Helu may be out with the flu tomorrow. If so, Plano High grad Rex Burkhead will start.
Burkhead’s a nice back: a better receiver than Helu, though perhaps not as effective north-south when the defense is tired in the 2nd half (when Helu picks up the great majority of his yards). If for some reason Zac Lee goes down, or is ineffective, that will make two freshmen from Texas leading Nebraska’s effort: Cody Green (Dayton High) is the backup QB.
by parlinhall on Oct 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Zac Lee? I’ve only seen NU play once – their AD is a clown compared to the CU AD I guess – but Zac Lee looked exactly like I thought he’d look: a baseball player who hobbied at football. Big whoop.
I still don’t get the NU love. How could the huge gap in favor of Mizzou the last couple years swing so ardently in favor of NU? It seriously wasn’t even close. Talent-wise. Execution- wise. Watching those games was akin to watching Mizzou play Furman. You just felt sad for the little school. NU replaced its QB and WR, just like Mizzou, and not with a blue chipper and experienced playmakers. NU has Suh, which is a ton, but he was there last year too watching Mizzou score at will. Maybe I’m missing something – it wouldn’t be the first time – but the idea that NU is two TDs better than Mizzou baffles me. Anything can happen tomorrow, but I I’m bothered by how fast national perception is to jump on a former powerhouse when they have a little success. The N on the helmet doesn’t win you ballgames. We’re talking about the same N team that gave up 6 1/2 yards per play in conference play last year and nearly 9 yards per pass.
The last lock I recall on these pages was the predicted Illinois trouncing of Mizzou. Vegas Kyle came out for that one. Then he was killed, never to prognosticate again. I miss Vegas Kyle.
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
quit getting my hopes up
in the last years i have filled my california king waterbed with the tears i’ve cried from losses (too much self disclosure???)
NU 31 – MU 28
80% chance of rain for the whole game.
by huskerwes1 on Oct 7, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
I’d like to point out that I’ve been drinking and am pretty unhappy with the number of runners the Cards have left on base and Carpenter’s performance….
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
NU will be able to run it on Mizzou, because, well, Nevada rushed it for 218.
Of course, Nevada runs it on everybody. They finished third in the country last year and just ran for 550 yards last week. Doesn’t anybody pay attention?
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
Zac Lee is an experienced QB and he can lean on a ferocious rushing attack that ran it for over 200 yards in Blacksburg against a great V. Tech seven.
What makes the V Tech 7 so great? If you base your numbers on this year’s stats, you probably know that V Tech is 67th in the country in stopping the run.
Okay, back to the Cardinals…..
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
Gene Claude, you may be right or wrong in your agreemances and deagreemances with the original post, but none of it is going to matter one way or other. The Huskers are going to beat your team. Now I don’t know how bad, but they will beat your team. Why? Well, I haven’t watched much of either team, but the Huskers, from what I have seen, are a decent team, and being an overall and all around decent team is a premium in this conference. It should earn them the right to a W just about every week in conference play.
Phen: Let’s face it, it’s not like NU had to go very far to become better than the likes of an MU. Just a few trips forward would have been enough. NU looks to be a physical team this year along its lines (that’s a premium in this conference). They’ve improved at QB, at least talent wise, and their RB has been running impressively thus far. I haven’t seen Mizzou at all this year, but I’m guessing that they can’t be better than the Husker team I have seen so far. Hey, I guess after Thursday night we will all see whether an ignorant guess from me can be better and more accurate than an informed and educated opinion from someone from Mizzou. I certainly am looking forward to the fruition of my ignorance.
by 3 MNC in a row on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
Phenom,
I’m in your camp on this one. I have a sick to my gut feeling and can only recall winning once when I’ve felt like this. Maybe I’m missing something too.
If we win I’ll be overjoyed. If we lose I’ll not be suprised.
…off to bed…
by huskerwes1 on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions
The Huskers are going to beat your team. Now I don’t know how bad, but they will beat your team.
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I haven’t seen Mizzou at all this year, but I’m guessing that they can’t be better than the Husker team I have seen so far.
I can’t argue with this.
Damn you Troy Glaus!
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions
agreemances and deagreemances
Can’t argue with this, either.
by bigdukesix on Oct 8, 2009 1:38 AM CDT reply actions
I certainly am looking forward to the fruition of my ignorance.
Son, that happens everytime you post.
by I can't help myself on Oct 8, 2009 5:20 AM CDT reply actions
Barking Bets Pick History/Report Tool
This link will give you info on every football Barking Bet that’s been published.
by Huckleberry on Oct 8, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
Phenom- That is the guy that had these famous words on another post
’’What is inside of my packaging, in my opinion, are brilliant jewels and just about the most accurate predictions on the outcome of future events as you are likely to find anywhere."
Is there anything else that we can say?
by Travis on Oct 8, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions
Good thing Nebraska finally woke up. Some questionable playcalling most of the game but Gabbert finally paid for hitting ’Husker defenders in the hands all night.
Still, a scary cover to be thankful for. My computer off to a much better start this week hitting both 2-star plays from tonight’s game. The under was never in doubt.
by Huckleberry on Oct 8, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions
It’s good to be the big swinging dicks in the gambling world.
by Trips Right on Oct 8, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
Miss St -2.5
UCLA +3.5
Mich St -3.5
Uconn +7
Arky +2.5
UF -7.5
Bama -4.5
Texas -32.5
Under 56 on KSU/Tech and Under 45.5 Lsu/UF
by dick on Oct 10, 2009 10:34 AM CDT reply actions
6-2 unit record for Trips. My system bounced back nicely with a 15-5 star record this week.
Good week for both.
by Huckleberry on Oct 10, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
TCU got backdoored or else they would have pushed 10 and given Trips a 6 unit winner week. Huck, I especially like your system for picking over/unders. Do you keep track of how well that does?
by dick on Oct 10, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
You had a nice week again, Trips. Three in a row.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 11, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
“6-2 unit record for Trips. My system bounced back nicely with a 15-5 star record this week.
Good week for both."
nice going huck. need to talk to you about the computer.
look forward to next week.
by vegaskyle on Oct 12, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions
It was an inordinately good week to be sure. The system even went 3-0 on NFL spread/total picks. Went 1-1 on the NFL moneyline with a .55 unit profit there. The NFL is, of course, a much tougher nut to crack.
Overall football picks went 18-5 based on stars on spread and total picks and 2-4 on the moneyline with a slight (0.10 unit) profit there. Up around 11.5 units on 29 units played for the week. I’m going to enjoy that one because of the total beating the system the week before. I figured it would take a long while to crawl out of that hole but it’s nearly back in the black for the year after one week.
by Huckleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 AM CDT reply actions

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