Looking @ Colorado Buffaloes Football

Great writeup. Watching the Hawkins duo puff out their chests when Cody chalks up a couple late 4th quarter TDs against Frank Solich Ohio U rejects is quite comical. Daddy Hawk has the look of a vindicated limousine liberal when Colorado finally turned into a blue state. Little Hawk gives an awkward Rock Band scream coupled with a cracker chest bump with his bass player, Scottie McK. He then struts off the field like someone who has just escaped a pending ass beating upon return to the People’s Repulblic of Boulder at the hands of some violent hackysackers.

You’ll have to forgive the CU blogger. The only Coloradoans that know anything about football are the Latinos and white folks that have never seen a ski resort. These anomalies choose the recreational pastime of squandering their paychecks on Bronco season tickets and $9 Bud Lights.

Colorado wins out, gets to the magic 10 in a good bowl, and appeases The Busey.

It starts in Austin.

Scip, you always inform, but the entertainment value is what sets you apart. And you don’t recycle your bullshit as so many of your cohorts do. We’ll do’ne.

If Gideon were on this Buff defense he would be far the best DB as well as the fastest.

What I want to see this Saturday is a dominating performance on both sides of the LOL and a totally grooved Colt. I want to see him make more off schedule plays which was the hallmark of God Colt in 2008.

The first quarter-and-a-half was when the team squandered too many opportunities to put the game away. If Aric Goodman goes 3-for-4 on FGs, as he did up until the W Va game, instead of 1-for-4, the Buffs have 6 more points. If Hawkins and Geer connect on the long pass in the first quarter, the Buffs have 7 more points. And if the CU defense, or, in one case, offense, picks up one of those four Mountaineer fumbles and returns it for a TD, OR if the offense capitalizes on just one of the four recoveries with a touchdown, the Buffs have another 7 points. If the Buffs had not left 20 points on the field in the first half and had walked back out onto Mountaineer Field to start the second half with a lead of 30-14, do you think the game might have turned out differently? That’s the difference two kicks, one pass and one defensive play can make in a game.

That is a glass half full kind a guy if ever I’ve heard one.

Hiphopopotamus- that guy was really daddy hawkins talking to the boosters after the game.

He will forever be Chalky McDutch to me.

The good news for Colorado – they will hold DJ Monroe 25 yards below his KR average.

The bad news – that will add 25 yards to our offensive totals each time.

Mahnke’s official bio says he ran an 11.4 100 in high school. Reminds me of the line from Raising Arizona.

“Now don’t print that, son. If his mama reads that she’s just gonna lose all hope.”

What I want to see this Saturday is a dominating performance on both sides of the LOL

Sounds like a gameday texting duel with HenryJames.

Nice preview of the imminent sacrifice, Scipio. I plan on watching Mehnke on pretty much every down. It has become high comedy watching him try to do anything on a football field given his physical limitations. A career at Meineke can’t be far away.

As far as the date with Angelina Jolie goes, I think you script the first 15 seconds with reverse cowboy and reassess from there.

Nailed me, Vash. lol

“I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing at this Texas circa 1987 abomination.”

John Hagy cries a single tear.

A reverse cowboy reference. This site is growing up.

I want to see one thing and one thing only. A kill shot on D. Scott graciously provided by Mr. Muck. Not that the Curse of Mack Brown hasn’t already stalled Scott’s once bright future, but this would be lovely.

As far as Angie goes, what starts in the mouth finishes in the mouth.

Trips,

Didn’t you just say a couple of weeks ago that you would “eat that ass with fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

Yeah that was you. It was concerning that hot ass b that wore that Tebow shirt. I remember because I was going to say that I would “eat that ass with jelly beans and box wine.”

You must have gotten a scolding from your wife recently regarding maturity issues.

Reverse COWGIRL you homos.

ha,ha,ha,ha…..Man I’m feeling a little less masculine for not catching that….

this kid disagrees with you scipio

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Thank you Minnesotahorn. I caught that as well.

Freud says Hai guyzzz!

Ha. Nice catch, Minny.

The reverse cowboy is actually a move Trips invented at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. You have to see it to believe it.

Well, hello there!

The over on the game is 62. Take it. You can probably count on 2 garbage time CU TDs per their usual m.o. Texas should be good for 50. The backs will be ripping 50-60 yard runs from scrimmage. That D line is horrendous.

By the way, Scipio Tex, you must have missed closing out an ITALICS tag somewhere in your article. ;)

Awesome.

Coloradoag:
 
Thanks for the nice words. The point you make about the Broncos is a good one. Coloradans have a genuine deep passion for that team from Elway to Sammy Winder and I know several Colorado grads who would rather go to a Broncos-Chiefs game than Colorado-Nebraska. It’s odd that Boulder – the ultimate college environment – has sporting tastes more on par with Cleveland or Buffalo.
 
beowulf:
 
Thanks, dude. I agree that Blake Gideon would be a major upgrade at safety for them.
 
hiphop:
 
I just started laughing when I hit that section. Oh, well. There but for the Grace of God go I. I’m sure I had those sorts of self-dialogues back in 1993.
 
norberg:
 
Let it be known henceforth that anyone calling NAME REDACTED anything but Chalky McDutch will be cast out of Barking Carnival.
 
HJ –
 
I saw that. I was reminded of an English friend who, while trying to get me into soccer, pointed out that English player Michael Owen had “world class speed.” When I asked him what that meant, he exulted, “11.1 in the 100 meters!” Apparently that will win you some ribbons in Sheffield-Upon-Avon.

I cringed when I read that article from the Ralphie Report. Most CU fans know it wasn’t that close. It’s just pathetic what the expectations have become. Silver lining in a 3 score loss to a Big East team with no defense.

I like the commentary at safety but with Perkins and Burney there now, we are starting 2 non-caucasians, one of which happens to be our 3rd/4th CB. I know that strikes fear in your hearts. No way Mahnke runs a sub 5.0 forty…no way.

There is actually some decent, young talent most of whom watch the game from the sidelines behind walk-on receivers who are playbook experts.

Beatty, Rippy and Major will be a solid LB corp n the years to come if we can ever get rid of Ron Collins.

Easily the weakest WR corp in the Big 12. McKnight would be a great slot receiver on a team with 2 big targets. No speed here. Move along

very funny stuff.

“5 foot 7 inch cornerback Cha’pelle Brown l’eads the te’am in sa’cks with thr’ee.”

Brilliant.

magnusbleuveigner……………
kill shot?
Hard to believe Scott has inflicted so much pain without even carrying the ball.
Sounds like the comments on strip mall tai kwon do may have been about you.
Truth be known a lot of us are also hoping for something similar to a “kill shot” from Texas but not on Scott.

5 foot 7 inch cornerback Cha’pelle Brown l’eads the te’am in sa’cks with thr’ee.

This is made of Nguyen.

The CU LBs are not up to their standard. Not sure I’d ever type that given their tradition there, but there it is.

In their defense, I’m not sure Coach Hawkins even has a daughter.

Comparing little Hawkins to Todd Reesing is an insult to wood nymphs everywhere.

“Truth be known a lot of us are also hoping for something similar to a "kill shot" from Texas but not on Scott.”

Sorry, outragedcolo®adofan, but Sergio already got the memo from Muschamp: Tackle Hawkins, but don’t damage him too much. We don’t want the backup (whoever the heck he is) in there.