Ed Dawn
by HenryJames on Oct 21, 2009 7:53 AM CDT
Email
PrintRecruits in Atlanta thought they would be protected from Ed Orgeron by traffic and the confusion that results in putting the word 'peach' in every fucking street name, and there are actually some places that you can't get to even in a Hummer. But Orgeron won't be denied. He's flying over Atlanta's sprawl and landing right outside players' schools. In a helicopter apparently piloted by Wade Boggs.
"
The best part is that Tennessee almost didn't go through with it when they found out that it cost over $4,000 to rent a helicopter. Is that a lot? Anyway, they found someone willing to low bid and got that magnificent piece of shit you see above for only $1,250.
No matter. Orgeron will now be wrecking shit all across the South.
23 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Just another example of Orgeron copying Pinkel’s recruiting techniques.
by Phenomenal Smith on Oct 21, 2009 9:55 AM CDT reply actions
Jackie Sherrill used to do the same shit.
by TangentOrange on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
Best BC headline in some time—well done.
If they wanted to, they could defray the expense of the helicopter by dropping coupons for the Knoxville Krogers® as they go.
Just an idea.
by parlin on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 AM CDT reply actions
20 states last week? Do they actually do any coaching?
by bighornfan32 on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 AM CDT reply actions
Charlie Sheen on the roof with a furry hat and an RPG. You know Richt has already looked into it.
by Doperbo on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 AM CDT reply actions
Tennessee’s football team is not relevant this season, so coaches have to resort to stuff like this in order to remain in the headlines. Now if really wanted to get attention, they would replace Ed with a young Lea Thompson look-a-like.
by Varsity on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 AM CDT reply actions
That helicopter looks like the car CTJ drove in college.
by HenryJames on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
You gotta admit, this is right up the SEC’s alley. You can’t impress street agents with better rims on a 1984 Cadillac, but I bet you sure can with a whirlybird that used to be Ponch’s eye in the sky on Chips. The only way to one-up it is by hiring this candidate as our recruiting coordinator:
by texastough on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions
You know they’re doing a Red Dawn remake right? Instead of gunfire at the end, Patrick Swayze dies of cancer caused by depleted uranium shells
by IMDB man on Oct 21, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
That’s a Robinson r44 helicopter that does scream imminent death. It’d be safer to let your kid play for Bob Stoops.
by williemackgarza on Oct 21, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
In an effort to alleviate some of the more racially consious mothers’ fears, I would replace Wade Boggs with TC.
by magnusbleuveigner on Oct 21, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
Tennessee’s football team is not relevant this season, so coaches have to resort to stuff like this in order to remain in the headlines.
Eh. They’re already well on their way to a top five recruiting class this year, and they’ve got a couple of top recruits for 2011 already committed.
Orgeron is to recruiting what Muschamp is to defensive coaching. I wouldn’t question the man.
by bigdukesix on Oct 21, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions
I am pleased with the commentariat on this thread. Lots of good bullshit.
by admin on Oct 21, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions
I’d really be impressed if he used Falcon’s balloon
by killer on Oct 21, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
I hope Orgeron knows that this only works if you’re playing “Die Walküre” while flying low.
by CrazyJoeDavola on Oct 21, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
by sizzlechest on Oct 21, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
If I’m not mistaken, that whistling shit can has a vw beetle engine. No thanks.
by Lowery on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Frankly, I am insulted that you would mistake me for the man in that photo. His hairline can’t compete.
by The Hairline of Wade Boggs on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
“Charlie don’t blitz.”
Very nice – Robert Duvall, Francis FC and – by extension – Joseph Conrad, all salute you.
by BEHorn on Oct 22, 2009 1:39 AM CDT reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Barking Carnival
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
