Dez Bryant cannot tell a lie

“Well if it was up to God, he’d probably have Bryant down in Gainesville catching passes from His Son.”

Still laughing.

I’ll bet his class attendance has been even sporadicer. Didn’t need no fancy library to figure out how to add an -er to it.

That was the funniest **** I’ve read in a while. Bravo, sir.

The title of the article is wonderful: "Bryant recalls ‘difficult’ interviews "

I can imagine just about any interview, short of one being performed by a dyslexic 2nd grader, would be classified as ‘difficult’ for Dez.

“Reflecting on his July 24 and Sept. 15 interviews with the NCAA, Bryant said, “It was very difficult. It was all unexpected. I just tried to answer the questions as truthfully as I could, and I made a mistake. I wish I hadn’t.” "

Wait. He tried to tell the truth, but didn’t, and now he wishes he did? I’m confused. Telling the truth is pretty fucking easy if that’s all you’re trying to do.

“Well if it was up to God, he’d probably have Bryant down in Gainesville catching passes from His Son. Talk about forsaken.”

Possibly the best two sentences I’ve read in the 2009 season. Top notch.

“So yeah, he’s going to turn pro. Even if he says he’s unsure. "

His suspension is for a calendar year so unless he is interested in coming back to college to play only the 2nd half of next year, he is done at OSU. But yeah he was done at OSU regardless of the suspension in the first place.

I can’t get past the fact the paper is called the Tulsa World.

The Tulsa paper had a naming contest for their local rag. The winner mistakenly thought it was an oxymoron contest.

“Well if it was up to God, he’d probably have Bryant down in Gainesville catching passes from His Son. Talk about forsaken.”

If it WERE up to God, …

Allsome.

Telling the truth to the NCAA might not be so easy if the truth includes the words.
“Yes I have an agent”

Not to quibble, but he’d be more apt to be blocking for His Son.

“I can’t get past the fact the paper is called the Tulsa World.”

Most people in Oklahoma still think the earth is flat.

There’s a typo in the headline. It should be:

“Dez Bryant cannot spell ‘a lie’”

So, whose house is he staying at in suburban Dallas? Kid is from Lufkin, and should have a place in Stillwater, but suburban Dallas? Hmm….

Also, who arranged the interview with Calvin Watkins (a guy with two weeks experience at ESPN, which was obvious in the interview. Watkins has been a beat writer for the FW Star Telegram for years until this new ESPN Dallas.com thingy). Hmm…

Doesn’t Deion’s kids live in DeSoto (but go to school in Cedar Hill)?

Lonhorn’s making fun of a star athlete’s intelligence. Now that’s funny!

Telling a lie about something that the NCAA eventually determines is not a violation is worthy of a year’s suspension. Yeah, that sounds about right.

“Telling a lie about something that the NCAA eventually determines is not a violation is worthy of a year’s suspension. Yeah, that sounds about right.”

You’re right … it doesn’t sound right. Hence the inference that something much more significant lurks behind the scenes, waiting to burst forth in all its hidenousness like some scabrous, scythe-wielding maniac springing from a closet in a cheap horror movie.

(Sorry, going for a little Halloween theme there. Anyway, you gotta know there’s more to it than just that incident. And for the most part, our short-bus guys end up on academic suspension, or just plain gone — not on preseason AA lists.)

Karma alert!

What can’t an okie engineer fashion with WD-40 and duct tape?

mrs. sunshine & I just got back from taking jr. to his pedeatrician in Lufkin. Doc said Dez drove a $95,000 Porsche home recently. Doc knows his cars & Dez.

mr. sunshine, he was obviously just driving it for awhile, just exactly like every other college student with no family money would do, while the dealership got his loan info ready…. oh, wait…. right state, wrong school.