GameWatch Week 10

Priority 1- Texas

Priority 2- Mad Hatter vs the Asshole

There will be ISOs galore, and middle school level passing. Bama fans actually don’t know who their QB is, and Tiger fams are actually calling for Jarrett Lee. First one to 4 picks wins!

Priority 3- Oregon Stanford

I find it interesting to watch how every p10 team will find a way to hand the championship back to USC, no matter how man games the Trojans lose. We still have quite awhile before the pundits declare USC to be playing the best football in the country.

You gripe about Ohio State/Penn State for the 3:30/2:30 ABC game. We flyovers get Oklahoma State/Iowa State. That feels like a “30 Rock” joke somehow.

Also, I don’t think the SEC media cares much about Ol’ Ball Coach anymore. Their smug asshole tweaker golf prick of choice these days is the Kiffin.

Every preview involving OU by Texas fans or Texas by OU fans involves either Ryan Broyles stealing gas or Kindle crashing his car. Every. One.

1) You know UT is having trouble selling out when, the week of the game, they advance the opportunity to purchase tickets as “a very special offer to our faculty and staff.”

2) Crick is actually the designated maimer of Landry Jones this week. OU still wins by 30.

3) Clipper laughs at the taxes you pay. And you know that laugh.

Range Rover. Exactly. My wife has one of those.

I’m going against the flow and see LSU dumping Bama. Bama has regressed from the team that rolled VTech (by 10, is that now embarassing rather than impressive?), and LSU seems to have some mo.

Agree on Tressel and Pryor, how he misses this I can imagine. Who cares about the outcome?

OU is an enigma. The D, it turns out, is not good enough to win on its own, and the O is just unreliable. But Nebraska won’t have enough this week.

Surprise! Texas covers, and then some.

I’m with you, Scipio. The most interesting game of the week is being played in your neck of the woods. I find the line in the Oregon Stanford game interesting. Obviously, the oddsmakers think this will be a close game. I like Harbaugh a lot as well and will be shocked if he is not coaching Michigan in the next 5 years. An upset would not surprise me here. Regardless, I think Oregon will drop at least one regular season game.

Bama wins over the most overrated coach in college football.

Two other games of interest.

KU vs. KSU only because it might represent the North Winner

And

The Psycho Bowl. FSU vs. Clemson. Tune in for Psycho team one vs. Psycho team 2. Should be a highly entertaining night game. No clue which team will show up from either side.

While Scipio sits Bay-side on the rooftop deck in a Toby Gerhart jersey admiring the Cormorants while dining on a quinoa/flaxseed/semolina mash, we’ll be throwing washers, eating baby backs, calling in bets, and watching HenryJames grope hot coeds. Hopefully they’re girls this time.

Given your vast resources, why not just fly in for gameday every week?

I know Trips is excited for the SMU/Rice game and the half-yearly women’s sale at Nordstrom’s. It is week 10 after all.

I’m partial to the LSU/Bama game.

LSU has a decent chance to knock off Bama if they can score two (2!) touchdowns and maybe a few field goals. A safety is also nice for margin of victory in the SEC. Julio Jones is still banged up and the word is out on how to get to McElroy. They’ve had a week off to work on things but I like LSU here with the upset. Lafell and Tolliver get it done. Miles doesn’t lose the game for his team by deciding to stay in the locker room for the second half.

Then Bama rallies in a few weeks to beat HIM and it’s Texas vs HawkNattiBoiseFrog.

Scipio: No mention of the Sunflower Showdown?! Tell me you won’t be watching that one on pins and needles.

“and Northwestern QB Mike Kafka metamorphisize into a giant cockroach”

You can call him a cockroach… just don’t bad-mouth Greg Smith.

“…usually a fiber-rich muesli bought fair trade from Andean Indiginos”
“After my exfoliating regimen, making a lease payment on my Range Rover, and my Scientology self-affirmations…”

I am now more convinced than ever that the “character” of Clipper Cooper is actually just a slightly modernized depiction of your actual youth. The line “Guilt is the gratitude of the unworthy” was just too perfect to have been fiction.

Did you use breakfast as a verb? Interesting.

Iowa is favored by…16.5? What am I missing?

Iowa’s schedule. Of the Top Five Teams Florida has played-and beaten, one team ranked in the Top 25 — #7 LSU

Texas has played two teams ranked #19 Oklahoma State and #24 Oklahoma.
Alabama has played one ranked team #23 Virginia Tech.

Iowa as played three ranked teams, #11 Penn State, #18 Ariona and #21 Wisconsin. Of course Iowa plays down to the opposition as well so the 16.5 point spread looks a little high to me.

As for OU-Nebraska, over the past 10 games the Sooners have given up zero points in the first quarter. They do that again tomorrow and I think Nebraska starts to press and OU wins easily.

Vash- I actually like lsu too, but if that does happen where do you see LSU’s other loss coming? If they win out they go to the SEC championship and get a rematch with HIM

I like using inanimate objects as verbs. I’m going to sofa here for a few hours, then I’m going to sandwich in the afternoon.

Tressel needs Greg Davis to not coach his QB for him

Some MBAatrix at work yesterday used the verb “conversate”. I threw up a little.

Kafka reference was solid. You are one clever, well-read SOB.

Travis,

If LSU wins, it is very possible they lose to either Arkansas or Ole Miss.

I like Harbaugh a lot as well and will be shocked if he is not coaching Michigan in the next 5 years.

It’s probably gonna take at least that long for U-M to get over him ripping the school for its academic standards for athletes. But, it wouldn’t be like UK deciding after two years of Gillispie that John Calipari didn’t seem quite so slimy after all.

Breakfast = " The word is a compound of “break” and “fast,” referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day’s last meal."
To break the fast. It’s a fucking verb, as well as a noun.

Jesus, this place gets Kafka allusions in the posts but then cursory comprehension of English in the comments.

Alabama has real problems at LT and Greg McElroy is in regression.

This is the dawning
of the age
of Lazarius!
Age of Lazarius!

Travis,

While neither seem likely, Miles is always good for a head scratching loss so @ Ole Miss or home against Arky would qualify. If LSU somehow beat Bama and then Florida in their rematch, it would be interesting to see where they stack up in the computers with 1 strong loss vs an undefeated TCU/Iowa/Cincy/Boise. They would probably pass all those teams.

Breakfast is a verb. Save the height jokes.

“Jesus, this place gets Kafka allusions in the posts but then cursory comprehension of English in the comments.”

Wow, you sure knows your English and a lots about morning meals. Is you gonna send us (the unwashed) to the Penis Colony fer bein’ dumb?

"Jesus, this place gets Kafka allusions in the posts but then cursory comprehension of English in the comments."

If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t get the Kafka allusions either. Once we stray too far from the foosball I start to get kind of lost.

TAMU @ CU is a game I’m highly interested as a Longhorn. I think they’re probably the best team left on our schedule. They’ve been Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde thus far. This is somewhat of a statement game for them. Are they going to be the team that showed up versus OSU and TT or will they lay an egg like they did at KSU? Either way, Aggies are already popping off about our date on Thanksgiving. I want to see what to expect since they’re finally on TV again.

Since Houston Nutt has appropriately pissed away every ounce of the expectations from the beginning of this season, now would be about the point he pulls out one of his pattened “Look who I haz upset” victories that kept him from getting fired for years at Arkansas.

I think the Horns continue to improve their resume Saturday against George O’Leary.

Who will be keeping an eye on Brandon Spikes this Saturday?

aTm is 5-0 when they are ignored by TV, and 0-3 when the red light comes on. There is a joke in there somewhere.

No one looks quite as awesome in HD as George O’Leary.

LBJ, er, TXinDC, when you get time could you breakdown the word supper? Is it derived from the word super? I think so, because it tastes so good…
I’ll go back to rubbing shit in my hair and you go back to lobbyin’, or reducin’ the budget defecate.

“Their smug asshole tweaker golf prick of choice these days is the Kiffin.”

Being a smug, asshole, tweaker, golf prick is a prerequisite for a job in the SEC. Rich Rod would make an excellent SEC coach, and Bob Stoops was groomed there.

“Given your vast resources, why not just fly in for gameday every week?”

Because CTJ insists on smoking those awful Diamond Crown #7 Pyramid Maduros, with his Grahams Vintage ’77. Who wants to be seen with that cheap bastard?

“Bama has regressed from the team that rolled VTech (by 10, is that now embarassing rather than impressive?)”
- YES!!

Bob stoops was groomed in Iowa

“Bob stoops was groomed in Iowa”

Did he go with the Brazilian wax or landing strip?

Rubbing Shit in Hair,

“Breakdown” is a noun. You used the verb phrase “break down,” which should be two words.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA high-brow pubic hair reference. Dad said it couldn’t be done, JP said “Nay”.

Thanks, WB
 People who rub shit in their hair are prone to such mistakes..

You should really stop doing that.

aTm is 5-0 when they are ignored by TV, and 0-3 when the red light comes on. There is a joke in there somewhere.

Schroedinger’s aggies?

But they’re only on FCS Central vs. Colorado, so I guess they’ll be zombie aggies, now.

I think the Horns continue to improve their resume Saturday against George O’Leary.

I see what you did there Art.

“I am now more convinced than ever that the "character" of Clipper Cooper is actually just a slightly modernized depiction of your actual youth. The line "Guilt is the gratitude of the unworthy" was just too perfect to have been fiction.”

Nate may be on to something here. That first graph had a definite whiff of:
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

"I am now more convinced than ever that the "character" of Clipper Cooper is actually just a slightly modernized depiction of your actual youth. The line "Guilt is the gratitude of the unworthy" was just too perfect to have been fiction."
 
And
 
“Nate may be on to something here. That first graph had a definite whiff of: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
 
Sorry guys, your trail has run cold. I’m a product of Texas public schools, busing, and come from a family of teachers. Thoroughly middle class, I’m afraid.

Don’t sell yourself short, Scip. Anderson is the ghetto.

Don’t sell yourself short, Scip. Anderson is the ghetto.

BS

Their basketball team isn’t that good.

Vash- If that were to happen I would love it, the more mass chaos at the top the better. If that does happen how would all that play out anyway… It’s going to be interesting to see how this next month finishes… It’s hard to see any other game than Texas vs Florida, but it would be great to see us play somebody else.

srr50 -
 
We lost state twice by a total of four points you ignorant slut.

“Bob stoops was groomed in Iowa”-koufax

He then left for the University of Florida, and landed a three-year stint as Steve Spurrier’s defensive coordinator. Hired after Florida gave up 62 points to Nebraska in the 1995 Fiesta Bowl,9 he was given full powers over the Gators defense and was part of the Gators’ national championship win over Florida State in the 1996 Sugar Bowl.10

It was with the Gators that the spotlight found Stoops and made him one of the hottest coaching names in the profession. Stoops’ success at Kansas State and Florida launched him to the top of the list of assistant coaches primed for head coaching positions in 1999.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Stoops

Stoops got his jackassery from the king himself! He also acquired a license to wear a visor too.

This highly entertaining thread regarding proper spelling and usage must be the result of a very good Longhorn football team. Life is good. Thanks all.

Anderson 14
Austin Hi! 10

Austin is knocked out of the playoffs.

Somewhere tonight Clipper Cooper is feeling so expansive that he gave Brooke a piece of melba toast.

How sweet.
 
Huckleberry can go eat a bag of shit. You hear me? A big bag of shit!

We couldn’t hang with the ghetto kids. Not surprising that our high-class future leaders of America fell victim to the thugs of Anderson.

The ghetto of Northwest Hills has slain the children of privilege from Tarrytown.

“hath slain” is the preferred nomenclature.

Anunturi teren de vanzare, terenuri de inchiriat, cerere inchiriere terenuri, cereri teren.