Texas OL Police The Field
by Scipio Tex on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 AM CST
in Texas Longhorns and Other Football
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PrintFat boys!
Whatcha want, whatcha want,
Whatcha gonna do
When Nda-mu-kong Suh
he come for you.
Tell meeeeeee
Whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
When it was 3rd and 8
Receiver no run straight
They stop like fool
No vertical tool
If we miss hot route
Lineman shout
Sorry Colt, now here come Suh!
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
OC chuck it to this one
OC chuck it to that one
OC love he da passin’ game.
OC chuck it on 3rd and 2
OC chuck back the brew,
OC chuck it to Chiles for a two inch gain!
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Reach block give you no break.
Tunnel screen give you no break.
Quick kick give you no break.
Not even extra blocking surface give you no break!
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Nda-mu-kong Suh -
he come for you
Hear me now, I say...
Come into program screw face
McWhorter put you through pace
Young man lose his edge
Colt wall become a hedge
Make white boy want
To jump from ledge.
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh -
he come for you?
Why can’t you be so mean
Mad Dog no keep you lean
Sometimes you wish you could just fire out, man.
I know sometimes you wish you could just fire out, man!
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This is the funniest shit I’ve read (heard?) in a long time.
by Pat Sajak on Dec 11, 2009 5:00 AM CST reply actions
Classic.
FWIW, “Amukamara” rhymes with “Suh throw Colt really far-a.”
by parlin on Dec 11, 2009 7:46 AM CST reply actions
Good stuff, A-
Would have given you an A+ if I had seen one of these words: fetal or fupa.
by texoz on Dec 11, 2009 7:56 AM CST reply actions
It wasn’t Chris Hall’s fault. Otter and Hoover had just wrecked his brother’s car.
And yes, after watching Hall play his Delta name should be Flounder..
by Eastbound & Down on Dec 11, 2009 8:21 AM CST reply actions
That was very difficult to sing to my wife when I printed it off- masterful.
by huskerwes1 on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 AM CST reply actions
I was looking for a catchy tune to play on auto-repeat in my head. All. Day.
by Honna on Dec 11, 2009 8:33 AM CST reply actions
In case it wasn’t entirely obvious, Scipio co-wrote these lyrics with Ras Trent. They met toiling part time at Coldstone Creamery.
by Vasherized on Dec 11, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions
When I read ‘our offensive line and cops,’ this is the first thing that came to mind.
by HenryJames on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM CST reply actions
Some fat boys that might have helped:
J’Marcus Webb – grades, all american, starts for West Texas AM
Aundre McCaskey – transfer – Blinn jc
Roy Watts – grades, juco all american, now starts at UofH
Jerrod Gooch – verbal only, never made it to campus, went to Tech, doubt he is still on the team
J. Webb and R. Watts could have helped this team. The attrition at the oline position has definately hurt this years performance on the field. Guys who should have been career back ups are now playing the majority of the snaps. Oline recruiting has been the weak link in 2005-2006. Hopefully that has changed.
now back to fat boys, fat boys, whatcha gonna do…
by tree on Dec 11, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions
OK, if you’re gonna be like that.
With no apologies to Frank Zappa….
Even though
they know
where he’s coming through,
they still have no answer
for Nda-mu-kong Suh!
He strolled on over ‘n said
“Look here, Jack,
you can triple team
but you can’t stop the sack!
You just can’t do it!"
They had a bet
with Greg Davis,
who thinks he got game,
that he could prove at any time
the Black Shirts were lame.
Nda-mu-kong Suh!
Nda-mu-kong Suh!
Big damned African
Comin’ through!
They done spent three hours
and they ain’t got nothin’ for
Nda-mu-kong!
Nda-mu-kong!
Ain’t got nothin’ for Nda-mu-kong Suh!
There’s a spot to take a shot!
But Colt can’t get to it!
No! No! No!
There’s a spot to take a shot!
But Colt can’t get to it!
No! No! No!
by spider on Dec 11, 2009 11:14 AM CST reply actions
Texas just needs some dudes to graduate. The current starters are maxed out talent-wise. Definitely the weakest and least athletic I’ve seen the Horns field in my era. Although, I wasn’t paying very close attention during a stretch in the 90s.
by dedfischer on Dec 11, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply actions
Colt: “Alone in the dark, but now Suh come along, and Suh light up my life, Suh give me no hope, to carry on”
Suh: “Your once, twice, three times my lady”
by Cincohorn on Dec 11, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions
What’s really puzzling is that this year’s o-line was supposed to be the team’s strong point. Almost all returned from a year ago, when they were considered a very good group by year’s end.
What the hell happened??
by j.r.69 on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions
Oh, and I apologize for entering a post without a catchy tune embedded in it. Guess I’m just too much a music lover.
by j.r.69 on Dec 11, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions
It’s not the Jimmys and the Joes, it’s the Xs and the Os.
by Jackanape on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions
My name is ‘Suh!’ How do you do! Now you’re gonna die!!
by texastough on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions
I am going to get drunk and karaoke this. I’ve actually had this playing through my head all day.
Nice job on yours, spider.
I’m a huge Ras Trent fan. White people with dreadlocks are a particular fascination of mine.
by Scipio Tex on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply actions
Thanks, Scip. I actually had that running through my head in the second half. And I was sober. I’m not sure which is more pathetic.
by spider on Dec 11, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions
Brilliant, Scip. Can someone give this to Davis or McWhorter?
by torre on Dec 11, 2009 6:08 PM CST reply actions
Damn you! I had this stupid song going through my head all morning!
by Fritz on Dec 13, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions
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