Liveblogging the Heisman

Perhaps the most exciting night in college football history. I do not exaggerate!

Billy Sims just said 'be respectful of the trophy.' Billy does exaggerate.

Chris Fowler just said Sims was in a classroom at OU when he heard he won the Heisman. There are no words.

Doug Flutie bought his suit on Canal Street a couple of hours ago.

Was Jim Plunkett 'Billy Bear' in 48 Hours?

Times Square sucks. Twenty years ago the finalists could have gotten a squeezer fron a tranny before the ceremony. Take the edge off, you know?

Suh led Nebraska in tackles two straight years. Didn't Casey Hampton do that as well?

I think Bo Pellini's tie is alligator.

I'm having a hard time hating Suh so I will focus my hatred on Gerhart.

Nice segue, Chris.

They sent Colt and Tebow to Carnegie Deli? Isn't there an Applebee's nearby?

Colt had a virus? Dude, that means different thing to different people.

'Tebow leaves a legacy of leadership that will live forever.'

Colt should fake an orgasm like Meg Ryan in 'When Harry Met Sally.'

Tebow said relationships were most important to him, yet he doesn't know anyone in the Biblical sense.

Gino Torretta in the house. I guess his team has tomorrow off. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ingram likes 'Family Guy,' but I bet even he hates 'The Cleveland Show.'

They should play the theme from 'Life Goes On' when showing Gerhart's highlights.

Sunken Diamond? Dude, I saw Legs Diamond at Sunken Garden Theater in San Antonio.

Gerhart took 21 hours? I don't think that dude could tell you how many minutes are in an hour.

Drum roll...

Mark Ingram.

Is that Sims yelling again?

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