New NCAA Rules

Does the NCAA EVER do anything right…?

No.

Just what I want…something else that there are really no parameters for. It simply comes down to “judgement.” Awesome.

Good shit, NCAA. So this is what you’ve been doing instead of something worthwhile like, oh I don’t know…investigating what USC has done/is doing? Great sleight-of-hand there. I see what you did.

We successfully profit off of amateur athletics, duh.

there are dozens of us.

How exactly is a wedge used during a punt?

No messages on eye black? How will Tim Tebow get his message across? How will I know where Reggie Bush grew up?

“How will I know where Reggie Bush grew up?”

Using the term “grew up” loosely.

"How will I know where Reggie Bush grew up?"

Just google search “Real Life Scott’s Tots”

I think proposal number one is F-ing retarded. There is absolutely nothing wrong with taunting during a live play. Flagging guys for taunting after the whistle is fine in my book. The other team can’t do anything about it after the whistle blows, so head back to the sideline (or huddle) and “act like you’ve been there before.” But I have no problem at all with a guy who is taunting while the play is alive because the opposing team can do something about it; namely, go tackle his ass.

Usually the only time taunting occurs during a play is when the defense gets beaten horribly, in which case they deserve to be taunted. If the coach is ok with his players showboating during a live play, then the ncaa should be ok with it too. rant concluded.

is it your contention that Stoops can’t find someone in Oklahoma with an M.D. after his name that won’t miraculously determine that whoever Bobby thinks can help him is healthy enough to be “cleared”?

The remarkable thing about the NCAA is that if, in fact, Bobby (or any of his ilk) can find such a doctor, the only one they got right will be useless……..

Wow some of these are going to ruin some big games next year.

The eye-black one just pisses me off more than anything. They don’t let the guys put on their death metal face paint anymore, or their bloody eye contacts, and now no eye-black. What is wrong with the world.

“is it your contention that Stoops can’t find someone in Oklahoma with an M.D. after his name”

Yes

How exactly is a wedge used during a punt?

Depending on the distance, you could use the 8 iron.

If I’m coming out of my own end zone with a stiff breeze in my face, I definately go with a knock-down eight..

Who it helps: The Persians.

Very nice.

Jaxon Shipley to the Horns!!! I don’t believe it!!!!!!

The left of a much-needed corollary to #2: Players who writhe on the ground like they’ve been shot when playing against spread teams, then magically find the gumption to make it back in on the next play.

The punishment should be that if they want to re-enter the game, they have to do so in a soccer uniform.

Who it hurts: Never nudes.

don’t you mean help? now you can wear cutoffs up to your balls on the football field

The taunting rule is terrible, not so much that taunting is OK, but that’s an awful lot of discretion to give the refs to end a play and affect the game. They already have disproportionate influence as it is.

Personally, I’m still trying to figure out where there was taunting in that Georgia-LSU game this year, and now they want to be able to end the play and take away the score if the same circumstances occur and the ref just decides he needs to call a penalty? Ugh.

Who proposed this rule, the SEC? Jeepers.

I thought the injury rule was just for concussions.
The taunting rule is ridiculous.

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