Reggie Bush, Uber-douche

by Barking Carnival Staff on Feb 16, 2010 8:54 AM CST in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

Just in case you needed another reason to hate Reggie Bush check this out from Dr. Saturday.

Apparently, Bush never lives up to his end of the bargain whether it be with sleezy agents or in this case, poor kids that want to go to college.

Dude, sell some steamy photos of Kim Kardashian to the tabloids and fund that the stupid scholarship for crying out loud.

In March 2007, Helix High School seniors Brandon Fountain and Matt Cobb were presented a $10,000 scholarship from Bush to use for college.
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Fountain attends Cuyamaca College, and Cobb entered San Diego State University. Each received a $2,500 installment on their scholarships in their freshman year. Both ran into problems the following year when trying to contact the scholarship's trustee, Jerry Michaels.

"Mr. Michaels never responded. A couple of weeks later, [Brandon] sent a second e-mail and still no response," said Fountain's father, Bruce.

It was the same story for Cobb, and after weeks of wondering they received an answer they were not expecting.

"That's when we were told he was out of funds and due to the economy he didn't have the money," said Cobb.

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Looks like George Lopez (!) stepped in to make it right: http://www.10news.com/news/22552271/detail.html

by Ignatius J. Reilly on Feb 16, 2010 9:04 AM CST reply actions

Scotts’ Tots?

by alma on Feb 16, 2010 9:16 AM CST reply actions

Kim Kardashian’s figure is an, um, outstanding asset.

by j.r.69 on Feb 16, 2010 9:27 AM CST reply actions

Wasn’t this an episode of the Office? At least Michael Scott is well-intentioned.

by ghostofagroundgame on Feb 16, 2010 9:28 AM CST reply actions

by HenryJames on Feb 16, 2010 9:33 AM CST reply actions

Was Kim ever a stripper, she has the ass-ets to be a great one ?

by skymonkeyhorn on Feb 16, 2010 9:39 AM CST reply actions

Bush is a slimebag. I’m fairly certain that’s already been established. Is this surprising?

The trustee is a fool. Who puts the entire scholarship portfolio in equities? Dope, shouldn’t be managing money.

Good for George Lopez.

by Patrick Bateman on Feb 16, 2010 9:40 AM CST reply actions

“Was Kim ever a stripper?”

Nope. Just a living, breathing chlamydia reservoir.

by Dr Ruth's Landing Strip on Feb 16, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions

Scott’s Tot’s was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. LOL

by johnnymac on Feb 16, 2010 10:06 AM CST reply actions

The fund manager should have taken joenatural’s stock tips on orangebloods.com and this would have never happened.

by alma on Feb 16, 2010 10:13 AM CST reply actions

USC is finally about to meet with the NCAA. And by “meet” we mean they show up to a Holiday Inn conference room in Needles, CA and the NCAA mysteriously never arrives. Flight delays or something. Case closed.

I found this article to be LOL OMG WTF funny at least five different times. Pretty much every quote from embattled AD Mike Garrett is $$.

“If you talked to Reggie Bush or if Mayo were here, they would defend the university,” Garrett said. “They love the university.”

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“It happened with a basketball coach and a football coach,” Garrett said. "I said, ’Let’s get after this and get to the bottom of this so it doesn’t happen again.’ "

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University President Steven Sample, while declining to comment on the case, sought to deflect some responsibility from Garrett and the athletic department.

He noted that USC compliance officials report to the president through a faculty athletics representative and the school’s vice president of academic planning and budget.

“I’m responsible, we’re all responsible, for trying to be compliant with NCAA rules and regulations,” Sample said. "I happen to think that’s very, very important.

“But if we’re not doing it right,” he said, “it probably has more to do with things outside the athletic department.”

Ha ha ha ha!

by Vasherized on Feb 16, 2010 11:01 AM CST reply actions

With their wide bases, those Kardashian sisters would make a helluva defensive front, wouldn’t they?

by j.r.69 on Feb 16, 2010 11:10 AM CST reply actions

seriously, I might actually watch George Lopez’s show for 5 minutes tonight because of this. naaaah

by dick on Feb 16, 2010 12:02 PM CST reply actions

Rumor has it that aggy offered two of the Kardashians equestrian scholarships.

by That's Not A Saddlehorn on Feb 16, 2010 12:06 PM CST reply actions

All you have to do is strip, flash your diseased pussy ,sing into a vocoder and put out some porno and you too can become rich and FAMOUS! YIPPPPPPEEEEEE!!

by 51 year old reconstructed germ on Feb 16, 2010 12:36 PM CST reply actions

At least Carrie Underwood , Hayley Williams & Pink are naturally talented enough w/o ever having to go that route ( I am a little afraid of Pink, however). You came up with an interesting point about a Kim Kardashian scholarship fund. She seems nice, but can this woman even put two sentences together? As a one-time contributor to the Ark Foundation, I am well aware of the fact that by having her sit that great big ass on a horse would only result in animal cruelty.

by Lion-Crunch Cereal on Feb 16, 2010 1:30 PM CST reply actions

“All you have to do is strip, flash your diseased pussy ,sing into a vocoder and put out some porno and you too can become rich and FAMOUS! YIPPPPPPEEEEEE!!”

That is TOTALLY not true.

by BatesHorn on Feb 16, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions

“That is TOTALLY not true.”

Yes, but it is Andrea True.

(Really, REALLY old school joke.)

by CrazyJoeDavola66 on Feb 16, 2010 2:34 PM CST reply actions

I can imagine Doperbo and HenryJames dancing to NewYork you got me dancing. Henryjames would be wearing his usual crazy texan city kid apparel. doperbo would be dressed as a Mummer meets deranged Quebecois Quail-with wild colored feathers sticking out of his hair.

by can't stop laughing on Feb 16, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions