Disdain

"Had it been Texas A&M or something, it would have been a whole lot different."

The Aggies pride themselves on difference.

We can expect a witty retort from Bill Byrne shortly. A bon mot kinda deal for his friends in the state capital.

I love that kid. He simply represents this university as good or better than anyone else.

Whenever I start to have even an inkling of respect for the Aggies, I remember that they have those faggy yell leaders and it just goes right out the window. How the hell does a bunch of farming hicks ever come to the conclusion that yell leaders were a good idea? Boggles the mind.

Seems to have gone right over Maisel’s head too. No surprise there…

I of course don’t blame him. They called him Cart McCry for four years.

Nicely played, Colt.

And a completely credible dig at that.

And, looks like Gilbert took Chiles’ number.

Great poke by Colt.

Haha, no shit Colt hates those retards. What’s hilarious is that if Colt played at A&M and had half the success he did here, he would have replaced Bucky Richardson as the aggy demigod.

I do think he has a good point regarding Gilbert. From his interviews, Gilbert comes off as someone who knows the game of football, and as just a smart guy in general. McCoy had football smarts, but I don’t think he was that intelligent overall.

Cart is still Cart and will always be Cart. He improved his record to a whippig 2-2 against A&M.

Yes, our defense was bad last year. We’ll see how Garrett Gilbert does against it next year. Feel free to TTT this when Thanksgiving comes around.

*whopping 2-2

Money quote from the Aggie general:

Texas is not going to the Big Ten. Sorry if I hadn’t mentioned it in the last 10 minutes. But if Texas were to leave, Texas A&M would be joined at the hip and every other place. "I can’t imagine we’d ever be separated," Texas A&M athletic director Bill Byrne told me Saturday. "But then I thought the stock market would go up to 12,000. I’m happy where we are right now. I think we’ve built a helluva conference."

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/bohls/entries/2010/02/28/9_things_and_on_11.html?cxntfid=blogs_bohl_games

Lesson learned: don’t give Bill Byrne any of your cash. He makes bad investments for the athletic program AND bad investments in life.

Really? “Cart is still Cart”?

It’s like having a conversation with a bowl of cereal.

“Cart is still Cart and will always be Cart.”

Is this supposed to make sense?

Thought it was still basketball season and March Madness around the corner?

Guess some of us are having to move on. Enjoy your Baylor punking Saturday.

What he will always be is the guy who broke the career wins record in college football.

Is there anything more loser-ish and sad than talking smack about an opposing QB having a .500 record against you?

As if toasting every Aggie defensive back by a country mile, then posting a 4.6 at the combine wasn’t enough of a final shot at the farmers…

Colt accomplished more last year alone than aggy football has in the last 60 years. But by all means, continue to attack him on the basis of an injury he suffered as a freshman. That makes a lot of sense.

“Is there anything more loser-ish and sad than talking smack about an opposing QB having a .500 record against you?”

Giving an opposing QB a nickname based on a dirty cheapshot by one of your players, using that nickname for three years, and never realizing the implications?

Wow. And I actually piped up for A&M in a meeting with DOE officials on research universities.

I feel so dirty now.

I would like to thank Aggies everywhere for the 2007 game. It was a transcending moment in the Mack Brown era.

Since that time we have gone 26-2, won one BCS bowl and the Holiday Bowl, played for the NC last year, won our 2nd Big 12 Championship under Mack, have gone 4-0 against the Aggies and OU, and hired the best DC in the country. And our recruiting has gone to levels never seen in Texas or possibly anywhere.

Thanks, Ags. Mack got really angry after losing to your inferior twats and chenged his program, his approach, and his attitude.

And then there is this. Thanks to Eric and srr50 for providing and sharing this data.

AP Top 5 Finishes in the Last 50 years:

Ohio State- 17
Texas- 16
OU- 16
Bama- 16
USC- 16
FSU- 15
Nebraska- 13
Penn St- 12
Miami- 12
Notre Dame- 11
Florida- 11
Michigan- 9
Tenn- 7
Georgia- 6
LSU- 5
UCLA- 5
Auburn- 5

A&M- 0

During that 50 year time period, the following schools have at least 2 such finishes:

Utah
Boise St
BYU
SMU
Houston
Navy
Ole Miss
W. Virginia
Arizona St
Michigan State
Missouri

During that 50 year time period Big 12 and former SWC schools have accumulated 58 AP Top 5 finishes.

USC — has finished the season nationally-ranked 37 times (74%). The Trojans have 22 Top Ten finishes (44%), with 19 Top Five finishes (38%) along with 4 National Championships. USC has played in 35 bowl games (70%) over the past 50 years.

Alabama — has finished nationally-ranked 36 times (72%) over the last 50 years. The Crimson Tide were in the Top Ten 26 times (52%) and in the Top Five 17 times (34%). ‘Bama has played in a bowl game 43 out of 50 years (86%).

Ohio State — has finished ranked in the final season poll 37 times (74%) with 25 Top Ten final rankings (50%) as well as 18 Top Five finishes (36%) and two National Championships. The Buckeyes have also played in 37 bowl games (74%).

Michigan — has been nationally-ranked 39 times (78%) over the last 50 years. The Wolverines were ranked in the Top Ten 24 times (48%) with 11 Top Five finishes (22%) and one National Title. Michigan has also played in 36 bowl games (72%) over the last 50 years.

Penn State — has finished the season nationally ranked 39 times (78%) over the past 50 years. The Nittany Lions have 24 final Top Ten rankings (48%) and 13 (26%) Top Five finishes. Penn State has played in 38 (76%) bowl games over the past 50 years.

Closer to home:

Oklahoma — over the past 50 years has finished nationally-ranked 34 times (68%). The Sooners were in the Top Ten 21 times (42%) the Top Five 16 times (32%) with 4 National Titles. They have played in 34 bowls (68%).

But of course this is really all about being “elite” when compared to just one program isn’t it?

Texas — over the past 50 years has finished nationally-ranked 35 times (70%). The Horns have 21 Top Ten finishes (42%) and 16 Top Five rankings (32%) to go with 4 National Championships over the past 50 years. Texas has also played in 39 bowls (78%) over the past 50 years.

And last (as well as least):

Texas A&M — has finished in the final national rankings 17 times (34%) over the past 50 years. The Aggies have 7 final Top Ten rankings (14%) and zip-zero-zilch-nada Top Five finishes. The Aggies have played in 24 bowls (48%) over the past 50 years.

Farming hicks. You pegged me. You pegged all of us.

Posts like these remind me of how great an idea this little blog-ring COULD have been and make me feel like a dumbass for adding to the noise.

“It’s like having a conversation with a bowl of cereal.”

Oh man, a picture of a bowl of Alphabits with a few “CARTS” floating around would be priceless.

Colt makes me want to buy a dog just so I can name something Colt.

South06 still upset about the blogging world…each time a shot is taken at the ags he pipes up.

What’s up, fags?

“Posts like these remind me of how great an idea this little blog-ring COULD have been and make me feel like a dumbass for adding to the noise.”

Can you talk to Cart is Still Cart and Aggie Lurking and try to make them feel like dumbasses too?

That Top 5 stat is my most favorite stat of all-time, mostly because it’s just so unbelievable. How the fuck did none of their teams from 84-94 not finish in the top five?

Are the aggies really trying to intimate that their defense won’t be shitty next year? When has the aggy defense not been shitty in the 21st century? Kids would rather sign with us on defense, when we already have 5 guys as good as them at their position, than sign with A&M where they would start from day one. That should tell you all you need to know about their defense.

So, what is McCoy’s explanation going to be if it turns out McGee got drafted higher than him?

Wow. And I actually piped up for A&M in a meeting with DOE officials on research universities.

You and your private school degree. Seriously: what the hell were you thinking?

Aggies are great at investigating turf grass maladies, but other than that . . .

"It’s like having a conversation with a bowl of cereal."

My just says “ooooooooooooo”

“So, what is McCoy’s explanation going to be if it turns out McGee got drafted higher than him?”

That he actually won some stuff in college despite inferior NFL measurables?

Yeah, getting drafted higher counts for a lot Ag_in_TX. As JaMarcus Russell and Ryan Leaf can tell Tom Brady and Joe Montana.

South06 wakes up everyday committed to eradicating this cultural blight called the Internet.

“So, what is McCoy’s explanation going to be if it turns out McGee got drafted higher than him?”

Ha ha ha ha!

How about “Jerry Jones is an idiot”?

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2010/01/10/were-1-2/

Too bad college basketball champs are decided in March.

Wow. This is pitiful.

If I need someone to jack off a bull, I call an aggie.

Have the Aggies ever been ranked #1 in basketball?

But hey, fuck us, I mean, they won the NCAA Golf Championship last year; thus, they are all Champions!

South – why are you always on these threads? Were you a part of this and got asked to leave or something?

South ‘06 was born into a world of Aggie football relevance. This is a difficult adjustment period for him. I think he will adjust in time, and judging by the length of Sherman’s contract and the TAMU Athletic Departments books, he will have plenty of time.

South -

Seriously, you are taking this whole thing way too seriously.

It’s a rivalry.

When you say:

Posts like these remind me of how great an idea this little blog-ring COULD have been…

is the implication had you been a part of it? Seems like it’s going pretty well for these guys. I mean, hell, you hate them all and you still read.

I don’t see Ag In Tx or ColoradoAg over here rubbing their twats.

Yojimbox the reason Aggies have yell leaders makes sense in an Aggie way. The school until the ‘5os and ’60s was an all male military school. They didn’t have women there so they couldn’t have cheerleaders. For a while there the yell leaders made legit sense. Now they have outlived their purpose. Although it looks like the Ags are turning a corner and slowly modernizing. They have a dance team for basketball games and talking to an Aggie friend of mine it looks like they will have a gay black guy as one of the yell leaders and a short Mexican kid as one as well.

From what I can gather South06 was originally approached to head up the Aggie portion of the fantake network but apparently refused because it was initiated by t-sips, or something.

My impression of him is that he’s a smarter but much more easily aggrieved version of beergut.

“It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.” — South06

“How the fuck did none of their teams from 84-94 not finish in the top five?”

Mostly by losing their bowl games, I believe.

“Cart is still Cart and will always be Cart. He improved his record to a whippig 2-2 against A&M”

Aggie English, I suppose.

The best part is it looks like we now have an even harder to hate quarterback. I can’t wait to find out what ridiculous nickname Aggie will make up for him. I say we take the initiative and come up with something for them.

I propose: Gayrett Queerbert

“So, what is McCoy’s explanation going to be if it turns out McGee got drafted higher than him?”

than he.

As a lifelong Elway fan, I am honored to have GG grace that hallowed number.

I’m sorry but I don’t really see this as a slap at us. He’s saying that there is less pressure playing us on national TV than playing in a national championship. No argument here.

 I believe the track record of your QB second stringers ain’t too stellar in our annual Turkey day game though. Stafford. Akins, McCoy….. all casualties – the replacements not very successful but I hope Gilbert is different. If the guy is worth 5 turnovers a game I hope the defense doesn’t hurt him. That’s the kind of production we need to keep in our game.

75-36-5

Aggy Lurking, this is literally some of the worst internet fan site smack I’ve ever seen. And it’s strange that you would even try, considering our respective programs, and where they stand in the hierarchy of college football. Just be like Rice or Baylor and shut the fuck up.

Can someone with mod powers and knowledge of the internets please fix the above. I believe it expresses nordberg’s feelings quite well.

Aggies talking basketball trash? Wow. Then again I guess we should really listen to what you have to say on the subject, as Texas’ basketball team has really underperformed versus expectations this year. And when it comes to underperforming versus expectations Aggies are like board certified experts.

I prefer the term “Farmer Cult” to describe them, one of the tenets being a permanent chip on their collective shoulders and a massive inferiority complex. So they act out in kind of a Perez Hilton sort of way and tear other people down because of their own subconscious self-loathing. Next thing you know, the milkmen are kissing John Mayer and $Bill’s looking the other way. (I think that happened in the car on the road to Norman last year)

The gaggle of aggys collected above must indicate that someone patched over all the on-campus men’s room glory holes and forced them to find new ways to entertain themselves.

ManCrunch is next, imo.

The sad reality is that, like Sam Bradford, Colt is made of glass.

No matter how courageous, how accurate, how wonderful he is, his physical inability to stand up to the rigors of the game cost him and all of us dearly in 2006 and 2009.

Aggy will never let us forget that and the fact that he did not have a winning record against our most hated opponent.

Colt started every game for four years. And he was healthy for every game except two his freshman year, and the last game of his senior year. Not exactly Fozzy Whittaker.

“Aggy will never let us forget that and the fact that he did not have a winning record against our most hated opponent”

Colt was 3-1 against OU. You must be an aggie.

You should read the thread on texags about the article. The responses will make you believe the site is actually a government experiment for human drug testing.

Too many comments that make me want to bang my head against a wall or just make me feel like I lost IQ points to read.

Someone post the Texags link. If I wade around too long in there looking for it, I might get some on me.

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1589638&forum_id=5

Awesomely, most posters seem incapable of spelling “pussy” properly. I bet that’s due to a general unfamiliarity with the subject AND the term. Old Army, as they say — like Spartan Army, IMO.

Colt McCoy was not exactly Vince Young or James Street, either. Nuff said.

For all those starts and all those wins McCoy got exactly one crummy ring. Young and Street started fewer games but they never went belly up PLUS they brought home the hardware.

My guess is that Bill Bixby had overbearing parents and, despite doing everything right, couldn’t live up to expectations. And that he hates puppies.

“No, wait, Texas A&M is doing some exciting energy research on biofuels. Although UT gets the lionshare of media due to it’s size, A&M is a prestigous research institution and combined with UT represents an exciting possibility for DOE as it begins establishing a research hub paradigm.”

Fuck you, aggies.

Wow Bill, you’ve got a great act going here. It’s not transparent or anything.

And when you say one ring, are you talking about the Big 12 championship ring, or the Fiesta Bowl championship ring? And that’s not even counting the whole “taking his team to the national championship game” stuff. All of which, BTW, far surpass anything aggy has done since about 30 years before I was born.

Too bad I waited so long to read this and almost missed a chance to laugh at aTm. I like the Colt dig. I don’t really like UT, but Colt was a class act….so you have to agree with him.

Nordberg, when people bother you or harass you, just do what I do-tell them to get the fuck outta my face! I admire your fighter persona.

Haha, is this what passes for fighting these days? Hopefully not.

I’m not going there.

Dude also lied about his 40 time on national television.

Stellar…

I just want it clear that I rank Young and Street head and shoulders above McCoy in the all time Texas QB list.

Vince, duh. He ranks ahead of everyone.
re: Street, I don’t know how you could even compare them. But if you’re trying to rank one ahead of the other, you could make good cases for both.

Thanks for that, everyone was waiting with baited breath for your personal all-time UT QB rankings. Crisis averted!

Simms vs. Applewhite. Pick a side Bill, we’re at war!!

Bill is a Shea Morenz guy.

Kick his ass nordbass.

No, my all time favorite Texas QB is Gary Keithly.

or mark cherry

My all time favorite Texas player was Robby Lane.

His kick-offs to the opponents 40 yard line let our D demonstrate their national superiority several times per game.