How many titles will Tubs win at Tech? It's in God's hands.
by Vasherized on Mar 5, 2010 12:03 PM CST
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Print"We know how to win championships," Tuberville said. "You can just imagine here the excitement when we do win … because we’re going to win a championship. We’re going to win maybe two, maybe three, maybe four. It just depends on what the good Lord wants us to have."
Texas Tech has officially cleared the way for salvation through some undefined form of championship crystal (BCS? Big 12? Greater Lubbock Charity Scramble?) behind Tuberville's new Faith-based offense. It didn't work so well at Auburn but apparently War Eagle Nation lacked the needed conviction in order to convert first downs against corrupt SEC defenses. That shouldn't be a problem in the more pious, touchdown-friendly Big 12.
It's a good thing Tech AD Gerald Myers ran that Satan worshipper Mike Leach out of town. He ritually sacrificed fourth downs, pissed on the holy sacrament that is the kicking game, and showed no remorse to the timid, weak, and blind.
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By the way, google biblically and click on the first link. Then give it to your wife. Pardon the double entendre.
by Trips Right on Mar 5, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions
I’m going to start promising my clients that I will win their case, so long as the Good Lord wants us to win.
by BrickHorn on Mar 5, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions
So we have a Jesus freak coaching at party school Tech and a drunken, cheating asshole coaching at Baylor?
WTF?
by Newy25 on Mar 5, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions
"Whatever happens over in that stadium on Saturday will benefit you, the businesses of this town, the people of this community,"
He obviously hasn’t been to a Tech game yet. The 60 forward passes are just a fraction of what happens at the stadium in Lubbock on Saturdays. The rest is basically drunk Techans picking fights with opposing fans, as long as they are significantly outnumbered and/or female. Well, I guess that could benefit liquor stores and the E.R.
by texastough on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST reply actions
Newsflash to Coach Tubs:
God does not care who wins and loses. Nothing is more impressive to me than a guy like Colt McCoy, who understands that he is to honor God in a loss, just as he honored him after every win.
by ursa major on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions
Well if it’s all up to god, then I suggest cancelling all practices, training, film study, etc. Just show up on game day and let god take care of the rest.
by nordberg on Mar 5, 2010 1:03 PM CST reply actions
I would have figured if it was up to Him, he would have wanted Auburn, where the bible to person ratio is higher, to win a championship before Tech.
Maybe there was too much Nick Satan/Teebus conflict going on in the SEC.
by magnusbleuveigner on Mar 5, 2010 1:15 PM CST reply actions
What is zero titles, Alex……
Maybe Tubby need to be at Baylor???
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 5, 2010 1:19 PM CST reply actions
I would not mind one bit if the good Lord wills Tech a Big12 championship. I would actually love it. However, not placing my salvation on it. Tubs has a pretty decent team (thanks Leach) coming up this year and has generated a lot of excitement with Tech fans. However, after the loss that puts us below about .600 I’d say that will be deflated quite a bit. All I really know is that God hates Aggies.
by mikecrabtree on Mar 5, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions
“God made me fumble,” – Taylor Potts
or
“Thank God I’m alive,” – Taylor Potts
“No, it’s Zod,” – Sergio
by Eskimohorn on Mar 5, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions
Christianity…what a bunch of bullshit.
by Reverand scam-alot on Mar 5, 2010 1:59 PM CST reply actions
It just depends on what the good Lord wants us to have.
Look, just be grateful for Buddy Holly and cotton, lest the good Lord taketh away.
by Magnificent Bastard on Mar 5, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions
$5 for the spring game. Isn’t that what they charge for home games, except UT and A&M?
by Richard C. Hottelet on Mar 5, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions
“God does not care who wins and loses. Nothing is more impressive to me than a guy like Colt McCoy, who understands that he is to honor God in a loss, just as he honored him after every win.”
Not sure about that. I believe She does care. I’ve heard She was thrilled with the last recruiting class, if a little disappointed in our OL play.
by GiordanoBruno on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM CST reply actions
Tech, if God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn’t he?
by Gunnery Sgt. Hartman on Mar 5, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions
Tim scoffs at Tuberville’s low expectations.
by magnusbleuveigner on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM CST reply actions
Mack rumored to issue a Fatwa on the infidel in his next presser.
by Dude on Mar 5, 2010 5:48 PM CST reply actions
Allegorically, Adam James in the equipment shed = Jonah in the Whale.
It all makes sense once you think about it.
by parlin on Mar 5, 2010 6:38 PM CST reply actions
After Texas leaves this piece of a conference behind and joins the Big Ten, Tech will probably win 2-4 championships. It’ll be in the WAC or something but still…
by Flamingmonkeyass on Mar 5, 2010 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Hmm, I always thought the Double T resembled a crucifix…
by ChicagoTTU on Mar 8, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions
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