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Texas Basketball is Dangerous

Or that's what they're telling Andy Katz anyway.

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Well that's good to know. I'll sleep better at night knowing that for some poor 7 or 8 seed armageddon is imminent when the mighty Longhorns come to town. Then after Texas dispatches of that unworthy mid-seeded patsy there's a one seed primed to go down in the second round. It must suck to be a top seed knowing Texas is bringing the danger. It's coming. It's right around the corner.

Be afraid Kentucky. Pull the covers tightly Duke.

Texas is bringing a veritable Roman phalanx of defensive basketball to the party. Get ready to dance to the Horns' symphony of offensive basketball. Afterall, this is the same team that started the year 17 and 0, right?

"I don't think there's a team in the country that will want to play Texas," senior wing Damion James said after the Longhorns lost 86-67 to Baylor in the Big 12 quarterfinals Thursday night at the Sprint Center. "We're so talented. At one point, we were the best team in the country. We lost our focus and enthusiasm and passion, and we have to get that back."

Yes, Damion, other than Baylor, a squad on par with Alcindor's UCLA teams, there probably isn't another team that wants to play Texas. We were the best team in the nation once. For a minute.

"We're out of the Big 12 now, and we can play some other teams, teams that have never seen us play."

Damion, I love you man but there's some teams out there you've never seen play and I'm not sure you want to. Catch any of that Big East tournament? The MAAC champion can ball, bro. There's also three Aggie teams in this tournament and they are playing better ball than the Longhorns. Utah State, New Mexico State, and certainly Texas A&M are dangerous. In fact I'd bet their dangerous is more dangerous than your dangerous. Afterall, get three Aggies together in any setting and the danger factor increases exponentially.

"We are dangerous; we've proven to be dangerous," Barnes said. "I know people think we've had a disappointing season because of the expectations, but that's because of how far our program has come."

Yep, we've come a long way Rick. The Penders coached teams were just mildly dangerous. You avoided them for precautionary reasons. Like public bathrooms and travel to the Gaza Strip.

This Texas squad on the other hand is ebola virus dangerous. Grown men cry at the mere mention of our random screen offensive design. Women and children are hidden at the sight of our smothering help and recover defense. Tivo'ing Texas Longhorn games is tantamount to handling a hydrophis belcheri sea snake or coming back as Hillary Clinton's bicycle seat. Longhorn guards pack enough venom to kill a thousand men with one entry pass, their shot selection as frightening as a statist's derriere.

"Other than the first two lines in the tournament, I truly believe that in this tournament it doesn't matter," Barnes said. "If you're a 1-seed, if you win that first game, you're going to probably play a team from a power conference. The pressure then shifts to the higher-seeded team."

Yep, seeding makes no difference, much like a bout of chlamydia doesn't matter as long as you get a shot of petercillin.

Texas will find out where it gets it shot today and perhaps it'll cure what ails them because of the all powerful "pressure shifting" phenomenon.

One things for sure, the Texas Longhorns are dangerous. They're dangerous to their fans in the same way brisk sprints and cheeeseburgers are dangerous to an overweight dude prone to myocardial infarction.

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Barnes is like Iceman to Maverick…

by SportsJesus on Mar 14, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by HenryJames on Mar 14, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Just because you say it doesn’t mean you believe it.

Oh, thanks to random screening, I just wanted say, I was really impressed with Ekpe Udoh this week, and I bet he could leave if he felt like it.

by Bob in Houston on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Barnes can go fuck himself for that first quote.

by nordberg on Mar 14, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I mean, shit. By the mid-point of the Penders era, a 10 seed was considered a disappointment. So get the fuck out of here with that “oh, I’ve brought this program so far that a 9 or 10 seed is viewed as a disappointment…” bullshit. It’s a disappointment because we’re fucking loaded this year, started out the season 17-0 and #1, and then we had one of the more historic bedshittings in the history of college basketball.

by nordberg on Mar 14, 2010 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

nordberg, I agree with you, but what’s he supposed to tell a guy with a nationally read blog?

by Bob in Houston on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That was really funny.

Maybe Barnes will go all Steve Lavin on us.

by Steve Bartman on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

“At one point, we were the best team in the country.” — Damo

I love Damo, but he’s wrong about that. At one point Texas was ranked #1 in the country but they were never the best team in the country.

by jpsantini on Mar 14, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

“Yep, seeding makes no difference, much like a bout of chlamydia doesn’t matter as long as you get a shot of petercillin”.

Actually azithromycin is the drug of choice for chlamydia now days.

by beowulf on Mar 14, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

If by “dangerous” he meant dangerously bad I would agree.This a team that basically plays “street ball” on offense no movement no plays and everything is a struggle on offense….when was the last time texas scored in transition? im sure no one remembers.The team plays absolutely no defense and most importantly their coached by Rick Barnes; they will lose in the first round no need to be in denial.They “might” win a first round game but Rick Barnes will get out coached in the second round.

by I HAVE JOCK ITCH on Mar 14, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

“Barnes said the top goal for the Horns, who are still relatively new to being a regular in the NCAA tournament, is to reach the Big Dance.”

1. Really, Barnes? Your TOP goal this year was to make the the NCAA tournament? Way to aim high.

2. We have been to the tournament 20 of the last 22 years. How exactly does that make us relatively new to being a regular in the tourney? Andy Katz’s BFF relationship with Barnes and the resulting puff pieces were a lot more tolerable back when Barnes wasn’t squandering lottery talent.

by longhornmatt on Mar 14, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I posted on the baylor thread where I think he lost his brain trust. I am fairly certain Ken McDonals was behind alot of Barnes sucess here and at Clemson. Now he has promoted the former film boy: Springman and Chris Ogden as replacement for McDonald and Haith.

Hey its his program but to start to act like its ok to pay a coach 2 mill a year and just "make " the tourney and all us BB fans are suposed to like it. Fuc& that. We are way beyond that. We need to be ttempting to win the fricken conf evrery yr and try and win the fricken conf tourney every year (0-6 there) ,. If not stop paying top ten money for crap.

by Roostrman on Mar 14, 2010 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I was on a flight with Ken McDonald the other day.

by Savage Henry on Mar 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Either there are doctors sprinkled in with the engineers and lawyers on this website, or you guys watch as much House as I do.

by milksteak on Mar 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with Roostrman, not only was it authentic internet gibberish, but it expressed the courage little seen in this board and site.
Seriously to make the tournament is the goal? What if that conflicts with making young dreams come true?

by Nickel Rover on Mar 14, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t know if WKU will make the NCAA most likely not since they lost in the conf Tourney to troy. All I knw is that we are really behind the teams I am watching today talent wise and scheme wise. So you were on a plane with K M? Did he speak to you or was he on his way to interview somewhere. His AD just left for Old Dominion.

by Roostrman on Mar 14, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Nothing soothes the pain of a beach volleyball defeat at the hands of an Oompa Loompa and a man with a waterfowl-derived callsign.

by MaduroUTMB on Mar 14, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

We’re as dangerous as a switchblade comb.

by Scipio Tex on Mar 14, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn The Ohio State player talking about a CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP AND A CONF tourney championship. Imagine that. We are talking about the NBA and getting in the dance.
The focus of Barnes teams are totally off base. The NCAA"S and the NBA will take care of itself. You have to build a program to take on Kansas, basically its that simple if we pay 2 mill and want to be conf champions we have to compete and be equal or better in all aspects to KU. Its is the equivelant to OU in Football. Will we step up or do we want to?

Real simple take on KU head up or stop pretending what we are.

by Roostrman on Mar 14, 2010 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn’t talk to him. i just noticed him beacuse he was decked out in WKU gear.

by Savage Henry on Mar 14, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

We’re live blogging the selection show over here if you’re interested.

http://marchtomarch.fantake.com/2010/03/14/ncaa-selection-show-open-thread/comment-page-1/#comment-507

by Kevin Berger on Mar 14, 2010 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn. Newy beat me too it.

by jinx on Mar 14, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The Penders coached teams were just mildly dangerous. You avoided them for precautionary reasons. Like public bathrooms and travel to the Gaza Strip.

Good stuff.

by parlin on Mar 14, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Peter Graves, March 18, 1926 – March 14, 2010, RIP.

“Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

by TOR on Mar 14, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it just me or is Damo sounding a lot like Ricky?
Are they just providing some giggles for the rest of the teams? Or do they think this shit will fly even with the blue hairs ?
Will rick ever live down the quotes that will be recorded in Scipio vast mental vaults that can survive a direct nuclear shit bomb?

Who will win Trips vs.Kevy?,
Like Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, representing the two-sided personality of the protagonist battle.

by skymonkeyhorn on Mar 14, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

sky, it’s pretty crazy really. Barnes sounds like he’s mailing it in at this point.

by Trips Right on Mar 14, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I have been thinking that the team quit on Barnes some time during the last 14-15 games.
My brother in Michigan thought the the team fell apart after the 11-12th game of the season I think that it was atm @CC game.
I wonder if Barnes has health issues, he just looks bad on TV and the few times that I saw him at the Drum.
He sent the letter Express Mail I’m thinking.
I do not know how to explain it myself.

by skymonkeyhorn on Mar 14, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

We’re as dangerous as a switchblade comb…

Thanks for the laugh, Scipio. That’s the most apt description I’ve heard yet.

by Cricketslayer on Mar 14, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

“Barnes sounds like he’s mailing it in at this point.”

The Rick Barnes the we all grew to know and love wouldn’t have said shit like that. He was real big on personal accountability, exceeding expectations… you know, shit like that. He would have made fun of someone in his shoes saying shit like “well golly, all we want to do is make the tournament…”

by nordberg on Mar 14, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Some one sent this quote from the Dallas Mornong News to me.
“I’ve had teams in the past [at Clemson] that were just where we are right now mentally. And we got it turned around. I had a team in the exact same situation, and we ended up going to the Sweet 16 and ended up losing to a team in triple overtime that ended up going to the Final Four.

“And when we left the ACC Tournament that year, I was as bewildered as I am right now. To be quite honest, the players flipped it. And I hope they flip it now. If I could have clipped it, I would have done it two months ago.”
What does this say to you? At 2 mill we are getting a bargain.

by skymonkeyhorn on Mar 14, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

smh, sometimes coaching is overrated….

by Bob in Houston on Mar 15, 2010 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t buy that we HAVE to win this conference or the conference tourney unless KU is in an awful down year. That would be like someone other than OU or Texas saying that their football season was a failure because they didn’t win the Big 12 title. The owners of the Big 12 in football and basketball are pretty clear cut. We never had any shot of winning the tournament this year with KU being in top form this season. That was a little naive on everyone’s (including mine) part in the preseason.

by dick on Mar 15, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

“We never had any shot of winning the tournament "

I meant regular season.

by dick on Mar 15, 2010 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

someday i’s like to see Texas win a conference title in basketball. regular season and or tournament.

I’d also like to see a UFO and a NCAA tournament championship.

by naive waif on Mar 16, 2010 1:09 AM CDT reply actions  

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