Once Smitten, Twice Shy
by Scipio Tex on Mar 24, 2010 3:00 PM CDT
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PrintA pre-Wonderlic smiting was rendered to our favorite fundamentalist adherent.
Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam
I wonder how that will be received?
Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the f--k up." Others players in the room then laughed.
Oh.
Obviously, there's no way of verifying the authenticity of this story, but it's only fitting that it's apocryphal.
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"Shut the f–k up."
I’d like to know what scripture that came from so I can make some eyeblack out of it.
by mr. sunshine on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
I knew the stories weren’t real — http://www.penthouseforum.com/
by ghostofagroundgame on Mar 24, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions
Well, there goes the next three minutes. Thanks a lot groundgame.
by Sailor Ripley on Mar 24, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
I know some Barker is out there wrestling with his conscience, and literally, crying in agony -day and night .
by Jeeezus on Mar 24, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my day.
by yojimbox on Mar 24, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
The Orangebloods thread on this subject looks just like you’d think it would. Like someone gathered together a 2nd grade class, told them this story, and then set them loose on the internet.
by nordberg on Mar 24, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions
Ah, leave it to men. They pull down their trousers and their brains fall out!
by Pompous Pamela 6 on Mar 24, 2010 4:22 PM CDT reply actions
ghostofagroundgame said:
March 24th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I knew the stories weren’t real — http://www.penthouseforum.com/
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I think story entitled ‘Feeding the Kitty’ was a parable. Not meant to be taken literally.
by Colby on Mar 24, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions
OB is at its best when tackling anything even tangential to politics or conservative values. Better than the most entertaining train wreck you’ve ever seen.
by NY Horn on Mar 24, 2010 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
“Shut the fuck up” is so uninspired. I would have made him wear a crown of thorns and then proclaimed “Hail, King of the Jorts!”
by BrickHorn on Mar 24, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
Then you would likely score well on the Wonderlic.
by Sailor Ripley on Mar 24, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
We really don’t have to bring the creepy burger king guy into this. Especially not right before I go to sleep.
by nordberg on Mar 24, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
"Shut the f–k up."
Tebow to himself – I cannot believe that even in this sacred place of young men coming together from all parts of our great country in athletic competition that i an being persecuted for my beliefs. I imagine that this must be how Martin Luther felt. Oh well, the heathens will tremble when they are witness to my vertical jump! Hahahah! I’ve been practicing! Oh wait, was that Pride!? Gosh darn it! Where’s my rosary?
by Currently in Rehab on Mar 25, 2010 7:12 AM CDT reply actions
I can’t wait until it’s time for rookie hazing.
by Savage Henry on Mar 25, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
The Wonderlic testing scenario should be the catalyst for a resurgent Mark Harmon in Summer School II.
by ChicagoTTU on Mar 25, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
Perhaps the STFU guy just had his personal prayer interrupted by Tebow’s call for a group prayer.
by ClassofEarl on Mar 27, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
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