Fightin' Prawns, Ballin Headbands', Gaels? Gays? and His Evan Turnerness
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 6:57 PM CDT
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St Marys Australian players are learning from Baylor what being taken Down Under really means.
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
Clark Kellog’s consistent mastery of the obvious is worthy of any individual who has ever headed a marketing department.
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
The Bears are scratching St. Mary’s eyes out. Jeeeezzthuth Chrizzttht!
by Jungleheat on Mar 26, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
The Gaels’ mascot is Victoria: Queen of the Desert.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
Ass rapin’, Baptist style. How hard is it to beat a team called the Mighty Gaels? Wait, they’re not even Mighty….
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 26, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
By the way, I have Tennesse covering this line.
Why?
Headbands.
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
Evan Turner wipes his ass with Orange headbands at halftime.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
If that’s true, then why is Tennessee WITHIN 4 points!!?!?!?!
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
There’s a black guy named Lighty on Ohio State.
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Gael?
I fucked him.
Is a better Baylor T Shirt.
Josh Lomers is Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.
by Sailor Ripley on Mar 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Little known secret. Those headbands are dipped in Bruce Pearl’s ballsweat before every game. Chism always gets first pick.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
I have Ohio State covering, why? Tennessee’s faux yarmulkas.
by Jungleheat on Mar 26, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
I wish Tennessee had a white guy named Darky.
by Scipio Tex on Mar 26, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
It’s amazing watching these two teams after watching our team for the entire season. It’s like it’s not even the same game. This is fun to watch.
by NY Horn on Mar 26, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
Lomers is shoving St. Mary’s shit in…..I’m almost embarrassed for St. Mary’s…
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 26, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
Even a jiu jitzu takedown shall not stop His Evan Turnerness.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Scotty, son of hops, doing his lineage proud.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
How has Pearl been able to keep Chism around for so long? He’s keeping his team in the game right now.
by NY Horn on Mar 26, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
How long is CBS going to make us watch this?
by Savage Henry on Mar 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Uh, there’s an actual good game going on, why the hell are we watching this crap????
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 26, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Yes CBS, let’s watch Baylor winning by 30 while OSU/Tenn is a 3 pt game
by justhookit on Mar 26, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
The words Pearl and Chism used when referring to men should only appear on texags.com in posts by Panhandle Slim.
by sizzlechest on Mar 26, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
this is fucking bullshit. 12 seconds left and they go BACK to the fucking Baylor game?
by Wyatt on Mar 26, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
the producers at CBS are retards. It’s the only explanation
by justhookit on Mar 26, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Well there goes my bracket, I had Ohio State winning it all over Baylor.
by EggNog on Mar 26, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, Buick is impossible to resist. f Tiger Woods.
by Leon Cockbone on Mar 26, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Faroukhmani’s Dad has explosives hidden in his mustache.
by Vasherized on Mar 26, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
So, is Baylor the best team in the tourney right now? How would it make you feel to see them win a national championship?
by NY Horn on Mar 26, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Singler showing white men can’t jump…..He’s been the only guy keeping them in it though. Scheyer is officially scared of the rim…
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Just got back from the games. I’ve been to 5 straight games in the Houston Regional and they’ve all been fucking shitty games. At least us beating Stanford’s ass was enjoyable regardless. I hope Sunday is different.
Duke will be 6 pt favorites over Baylor and I will be pounding the Fighting Lomers.
Also, Singler is legit. Sheyer is sheyte.
by dick on Mar 26, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions
Singler looks like the Albino Assassin in “Foul Play”. Zoubek looks like he should be wearing a Viking helmet out there…..Duke can shoot, but it’s amazing. They’re 3 scorers and 5 stiffs, 4 very big stiffs and 1 athletic stiff, and Coach K gets them to the Elite 8. Hopefully Rick is watching on Sunday. Here’s what happens when you actually tweak your defense to your personnel……
by Patrick Bateman on Mar 26, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
The Bears are going to scratch Duke’s eyes out. Jeeeezzthuth Chrizzttht!
by Jungleheat on Mar 26, 2010 11:43 PM CDT reply actions
The Bears will have trouble with a team that plays defense…which they haven’t seen in a while.
by uthookem on Mar 27, 2010 9:24 AM CDT reply actions
Well, they certainly didn’t get any good defensive looks from us.
by Bateshorn on Mar 27, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions
I hate Duke but I can’t root for Scott Drew. It would be a massive shot to Rick’s if Baylor got to a Final Four or beyond.
by Savage Henry on Mar 27, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions
Whoever wins, wins. I am staying out of it..My grey matter is shredded enough.
by poetic noetic on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions
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