Pete Carroll Comes To Austin

He sure hammered on the facilities vis a vis USC.

Backhanded way of saying he’s a genius and Mack is a dolt.

Yeah, if the sanctions don’t happen, and they won’t, he’ll retire there. The ol John Robinson redux.

“Sure, I know Chris Johnson can run, catch, and block, but can he type?”

His bio on NFL.com claims 129 wpm.

I’ll never forget when Kim Jong Il came to the 40 and raved about the engineering dept.

He specifically called it a Capitalist Front Running Dog Yankeee Imperialist Aggressor Anti-Worker Engineering Committee Apparatus, if I recall correctly.

I never hear the name Kim Jong Il without thinking of Team America: World Police.

The Bill Murray pictures are pretty damn funny.

I’m so ronery…sniff…yeah, just a riddle ronery.

You can’t think of Lil Kim without thinking of that movie. He’s a movie buff apparently, (or atleast he was, I’m pretty sure his body double has out-lived him by two years, so far) I wonder what he thought of that.

Dude’s a piece of shit tyrant, but he’d fly in prostitutes from Stockholm on Friday’s and return them on Sunday’s. So that’s cool.

Can this be a regular feature? Pete Carroll Goes To ______

The only thing missing is Pete Carroll’s head photoshopped onto Burt Reynolds naked body lying on a bear rug.

Mack Brown’s How to Win Games and Influence a Recruit’s Mother is the Bible for CEO’s everywhere.

I can never watch naked puppet sex without thinking about Team America.

We have it down to a science – whisk dignitary to stadium, slap on jersey, place on football field striking Heisman pose holding football, harvest quotes praising The University as first class, and then create a genuine Mack Brown moment where Mack embraces the visitor in a cocoon of warmth, family, tradition, and bonhomie.

Mack will remember every detail of that conversation, send a personal congratulatory note to that individual after they achieve a significant personal triumph – or to remind them of their child’s upcoming dental appointment – and add another Burnt Orange shading to our Co-Prosperity Sphere of Supremacy.

There simply aren’t many that are able to put those thoughts to words lke that. The dental appt reference is pure gold.

Seriously, when do the BC keyboard covers come out?

BBQ carcass . . . unbelievable . . . we’re not worthy

“What is this place where the citizenry do not pay 10.3% state income tax rates and a 9.5% sales tax yet still manage to have firemen? What is this "productive middle-class" you speak of?”

Surprisingly Scip, Pete’s new venue of Washington state has no state personal or corporate income tax…. I know, I’m as shocked as you!

“Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! "

You say Kim Jong Il, I think of Hans Brix. And smile.

“A riddle croser….ok…croser” {Opens the hatch, Blix slides into the shark infested waters} “Take that Hans Brix, you buttfuckin’ piece of shit!”

Sorry for the language, gotta keep it authentic.

Brian Hayes, that is shocking. Other things we have despite lower taxes include, prisons w/ guards, and teachers not getting the pink slip……so take that California, you buttfuckin pieces of shit!

Doesn’t Washington State eff you some other way besides just high cost of living (relative to Texas)?

great piece scip. I can’t wait till Stoops makes this inevitable trip as well.

First visit to the SC campus in Greater Watts sparked my first experience of psychological disassociation. I remained convinced that any minute I’d turn a corner or look through an archway and the REAL USC would suddenly be there.

My current experiences of disassociation come from fantasies of joining Kim and his entourage for a private screening of Team America.

Good stuff.

I’m going to be sad when BC becomes so popular that the overhead forces the admin to cut costs and ship the writing duties overseas to a Bangladesh sweatshop. I’m miss you, Scip.

For chrissake that’s funny.

Washington is overrun with Hispters.

I’m still chuckling about the co-prosperty spere reference. Brilliant stuff.

We’ve tried to convince HenryJames to emigrate to Washington State. Naming his firstborn Che’ has advanced the agenda.

I’ve heard HenryJames’ “roommate” is a teamster. Can you verify?

Pete feeling up Austin ; after all he is prettier than Will.

o Herro!!!

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