Tiger Woods Attracts Record Number of Golf Pricks To ESPN

You know, K.J. Choi is an absolute pussy hound? Does anybody talk about it? No! Sheesh.

Huge. Quickly.

I had my first (and so far only) visit to Augusta for Tuesday’s practice round.

I saw Tiger play the better part of six holes with O’Meara and I could have sworn he was too rusty and antsy to be much of a factor in this tournament. I’m obviously not a very good judge of this sport.

Although most of the fans were polite but subdued towards him, a large number were clapping for and calling to him as if he were their personal hero whose presence on the course was essential to their well-being. Some of those were the other pro golfers . . .

a large number were clapping for and calling to him as if he were their personal hero whose presence on the course was essential to their well-being. Some of those were the other pro golfers.

Kos
He is essential to the well-being of the other pro golfers, at least to the well-being of their bank accounts.

I had the rare opportunity to actually visit Austin the other day. No wonder you guys can’t get enough of it. For those Barkers who don’t live there and keep coming back to party-now I know why. Its the best kept secret. Its better than Dallas. Very northernized and high-tech. Big place, too.But then someone ruined my short getaway by following Tiger Woods on their I-Phone. I do not want to insult those Barkers and readers who like Tiger, but it ruined the trip. Tiger and Nike should let his father rest. I know (at least according to Time Magazine) its a boring time we live in, and there’s nothing else to discuss (except for Tiger’s shannanigins), but to drag your father up from the dead…let the man rest for God’s sake.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b158256_tigers_high_school_sweetheart_his_life.html

Earl’s infidelity was open knowledge prior to Tiger’s own issues becoming public. Therefore, I’m surprised by Nike counting so heavily on the public’s short attention span as this has the potential to really boomerang. That said, this country re-elected Nixon and Marion Berry.

I checked out your site, Quigley. Its very non-frat boy. But BC is sooo much better. I especially enjoy Scipio’s articles. He reminds me of an aggravated bulldog.

where is the woods live coverage? They are following else and bitch tits

Peter –
I assume you’re kidding. E! would never be my website. I just referenced it for the article. I’m old-school.
http://www.etonline.com/

Look – any time that Tiger is in contention on Sunday, ratings are much higher than when Anthony Kim is winning. You don’t like Tiger, don’t watch. Presumably you are GUYS and DO have control of the remote. And if not, two points. 1) don’t let your buddies know that you’re watching chick flicks rather than golf and 2) don’t let your wife/girlfriend hide your balls when you go out with your buddies.

Fact is whatever Tiger did outside his marriage (who didn’t look at the pics of the babes that he supposedly humped? – they are HOT) SHOULD NOT MATTER to the golf fan. The ONLY two people that Tiger needs to answer to are Elin and his agent.

Tiger needs to worry about his kids. Everybody else is an adult.

“Its better than Dallas.”

What the fuck isn’t?

“Very Northernized and high-tech.”

Yeah, we have computer boxes and everything. Now tell me something Petey, why is it illegal for people to pump their own gas in your state?

I’m still pretty surprised Tiger doesn’t have some home-made pornos floating around. Granted the dude is so boring it’s probably all straight missionary with no visuals.

Doperbo-I hope you get this message. ESPN has the best back cover ever. I hear “Avatar” brings out the good in you (your a fan). I know you’ve turned over a new leaf . You have been staying out of other people’s business, keeping your nose clean and not judging anyone or bothering anyone. You expect the same and I’m not hear to bother you or stalk you.Your a model private ciizen . But the latest edition of ESPN is an instant classic. Its going to change your eye color. The Chinese alphabet in roman lettering may just be an actual glimpse into the future(NAU?). If BC can post the latest ESPN front cover and back cover for the readership to view it would be greatly appreciated. You just might frame it, Dope.

ghost, what do you think those sunglasses were all about? I’m thinking he was getting his virtual porn fix.

I expected tiger to do better. shit.