Jon Gruden Calls Colt McCoy 215 Pounds Of Tungsten Potassium Nitrate

What is the system of measurment that uses stone for weight? I know it was used by dead english people, but does it have a name?

Anyway, ten tons of awesome, Scip.

Imperial, old boy.

My cars gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.

“He also lays into Colt for trying to make incredible plays while his offensive line breaks down, a phenomenon Longhorn fans recognize as "The Texas offense." "

That drew a hearty laugh-cry.

I’m quite shocked that our man didn’t tell Gruden to go fuck himself during that elocution lecture.

Good stuff Scip.

Dedfischer makes McCoy sound like William F. Buckley.

and when you flang TEH BOWIE KNIFE at the bar, it cain’t ett ya, ‘cawse it’s daid.

I think Buckley’s granpappy was a Horn.

Live Bait -

TEH BOWIE KNIFE is not forgotten. Glad you carry its memory on.
 
Teddy -
 
Buckley’s grandpa was indeed a Texas Longhorn. The Buckleys made their dough in oil (in Texas, Latin America) and were reinvented in the popular imagination as New England patricians because of William F.
 
WFB’s son Chris wrote Thank You For Smoking, among other things.
 
Dig that clan.

I’m just really pleased Colt’s spleen made it out of that room in one piece.

So Texas traded the Buckleys to Connecticut for the Bushes?

Jesus, we got screwed.

I cringed watching Colt mumble, stare in silence and spit off words like stinkin’. If I were Colt and that had been a job interview, I’d feel really shitty and not expect a call back.

“WFB’s son Chris wrote Thank You For Smoking, among other things.”

good movie. great great book. Katie Holmes kept that movie from being better.

So Texas traded the Buckleys to Connecticut for the Bushes?

Jesus, we got screwed.
 
Amen.
 
That easily eclipses the Herschel to Minnesota trade in terms of screwing.

The next time Gruden says anything remotely helpful or informative, it will be the first. I wish Colt had told him to take his dialect criticism and shove it up his ass

I have really enjoyed watching Gruden rake the quarterbacks over the coals about bade decision-making. He’s a total dick but he does know the QB position and he’s no sycophant. The points he was making to Colt about not throwing the ball away in the Nebraska game were pretty valid. Just like his mockery of Tebow’s blind throws and loopy motion were valid. Some of the stuff he throws in is just garbage, sure, but it beats the usual ESPN two-step of positive spin into judgmental moralizing.

I did not know that about the Buckleys. That was a terrible trade. But it also explains why William F. remained a bad-ass despite being surrounded by rampant prep-school faggotry.

On the plus side for Texas, we did get Sam Houston from Tennessee for almost nothing.

“On the plus side for Texas, we did get Sam Houston from Tennessee for almost nothing”

Bull effin shit! We lost VY.

Fair point. But he still lives in the H. And he’ll retire here.

Wiry Saltpeter?

Is that like a segue into Elusive Shadow’s piece over at BON?

BTW ransom —

I’m pretty sure Colt won’t engage in buggery prior to marriage.

I’ll have to admit t’s difficult to keep up with Jon Gruden’s obviously brilliant football mind. I hadn’t realized that Raid and cockroaches were such an integral part of an NFL quarterbacks game. Wow.

John Gruden calls ice cream and root beer a float.

I mostly thought Gruden was a prick before watching this show. Much to my surprise, I liked him here. Good point, ghost, about this being a big improvement over the usual commentary from the WWL. He knows the game, particularly this position, loves it and takes pleasure in talking about it with other guys that feel the same way.

I disagree with texasengr about Colt in this show. I thought he came off very well. After yanking Colt’s chain about his accent and his size, it was obvious Gruden thought so too. I thought Gruden nailed Colt’s best quality: his relentlessness (“you can’t get rid of him”).

Colt isn’t the physical specimen that Bradford and Tebow are but has made himself plenty physical and athletic enough. He will keep coming at you until he gets the job, makes plays and wins. end of story. Terrific representative of the program.

I amazed that he didn’t rattle off a tirade about the necessity of good splenic toughness.

i watched the talk with john gruden and colt mccoy at the gruden quarterback camp. being from texas i was quite pissed at the morons remarks concerning colts accent"you yoddle?" " you gotta lose that hea hea yall" " nobodys gonna understand you" if i was mccoy i would have dove over the table and pouned his stupid face into the table " heahea hea john yall undastadin this hea?" retarded moron never played one second of pro football maybe he needs history lessons on great quarterbacks from the south who were too redneck ignorant to learn proper GRUDEN ENGLISH. lets see ken stabler terry bradshaw archie manning the manning brothers? in or on their way to the hall of fame. john gruden? he might make it to the hall if they make a place for alltime dumb asses

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