Kate Gosselin Evaluates The Rookie QB Class

has questioned the head coach under extreme pressure.

I laughed.

You could add Kerry Collins to that Supe QB list as far as I’m concerned…

Oh, holy hell that’s funny.

I laughed, I cried, I denounced the Broncos as my lifelong favorite team.

That was superb. As a imprisoned Coloradoan in Dallas, that opening was horrifyingly apropos. As a man from Irish lineage, the vagina tightening laser surgery is welcomed.

I stopped reading the bolded text at “Tebow […] rocket arm.”

Truth be told, some of those shovel passes are lasers.

Extra credit for not grabbing the low hanging fruit that is the jump-pass.

Funny chit as always.

That was great.

1) The first-liners are genius. That’s a 316K/603A &B syllabus right there.

2) I have the Costco plum card in my wallet.

3) When someone says “Tebow,” is it not instinctual to think “Elway”?

Brilliant even by Scip’s high standards. Even threw in a Flash reference.

I’m excited for the Tebow era just because I have it on extremely good authority that everybody that works for Denver, in any capacity, HATES Josh McDaniel with a passion usually reserved for Al Qaida sympathizing child molesters.

Tebow’s days of being coddled and told how good he is are over. I don’t see it going well at all.

ColoradoAg really digs Josh’s approach.

There also were concerns with the arm strength of Kurt Warner.

Other than the fact that Kurt Warner’s arm strength has never been a concern for anyone, good point.

Holy shit. Right,yeah?

And since when has Tebow been a rocket arm?

Great stuff.

Good stuff, but if Colt has watched Crumb nine times because he is impressed by Giamatti’s performance, the Browns are f’d with a big Crumb d. You might be thinking about American Splendor.

In the 2008 title game, Tebow threw two interceptions. On one, he hit Gerald McCoy in the chest on one occasion. That’s okay, those DT’s are fast and stealthy. Who had the other INT?: Well, Tebow’s rocket arm didn’t have enough JP5 for this launch, because he got picked off by Nic Harris. If his name sounds familiar, it’s because he caught on with Buffalo as a linebacker.

“Bradford is the one quarterback in this draft class certain to learn the game on the fly. The Rams need him to play right away, and he will. But he also has the best physical tools of these four quarterbacks to survive in 2010. That’s why Bradford was the first pick of this draft.”

I get that Bradford has the best tools, but the best tools to survive? Given that he couldn’t survive the 2009 Sooner OL?

In the last couple of years, we’ve learned the secret of NFL rookie QB success- the coach cannot put the game in their hands. Flacco, Ryan, and Sanchez all had coaches who were willing to base their offense on the running game, even if the running game wasn’t really a threat. Do the Rams know that? Can they do that? They do have a defense-minded head coach, but their offensive brain trust looks like NFL career mediocrity. This could be ugly.

College football isn’t affected by weather to the extent that the NFL is. Brees never played a Big 10 game after the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Late November to January is when the weather starts howling in the Midwest. Cleveland also suffers from the lake conditions.

The Browns OL has potential. Mack, Steinbach and Thomas are all very solid players and Thomas is arguably the best LT in the NFL. They drafted a guard in the third round who will likely start in the Colt era. They just need to solidify RT which is not the most difficult position to fill. Their WRs are awful though

a double decker manwich clutched in his paws like Winnie the Pooh.

Good stuff.

Did he really just compare Tebow’s arm strength to Elway’s?

Holy shit.

This was Grade A Scipio Tex. As opposed to that shit cut with baby laxative you were peddling in February.

Quality.

So impressive. Well done.

if only Rick Gosselin was as smart as Scipio

Tebow actually does throw the ball pretty hard. The problem is that his throwing motion is three times as long as it should be and that his accuracy is at best questionable even on short throws. Tebow did manage to change his throwing motion prior to the draft but I doubt he gets near the velocity on it as he did when his windup started from his left hip.

 I don’t want to chalk up all of his success to Percy Harvin but I’m comfortable giving Percy about 60% of it. Personally I think McDaniels has a lot better chance of turning Brady Quinn into a pro-bowler than he does Tebow.

While I disagree with your assessment of Dallas as a whole, I read this article yesterday and thought, “God, that was fucking awful.”

Thank you for providing this service.

“I would give any amount of money to see Tebow and Quinn giving each other bro hugs in the weight room and then fighting over mirror space in the shower room.”

Scip, you want to pay watch Tebow & Quinn in the shower?

Scip, you want to pay watch Tebow & Quinn in the shower?

Well, if Brady has yet to be circumcised the shower would be a logical place to perform the operation.

I went back and read the 2008 news articles on Tebow’s Phillipines trip. It described the circumcisions as a service offered by the ministry’s mobile medical clinic, and given that lots of cultures have non-doctors performing them, it’s probably not that big of a deal that he joined in. My question is- does his sect somehow have circumcision as a necessary rite? I am familiar with a lot of unusual Christian doctrines different denominations can have- transubstantiation, and predestination (the nutty aunt in the attic of my own Presbyterian denomination), but I had never heard of a Christian sect requiring circumcision. Does Tebow’s, or was that just the only minor surgery needed by the people?

Tebow actually does throw the ball pretty hard.

Throwing the ball pretty hard does not come close to comparing to Elway’s arm strength.

You can also read an entire Psalm aloud in the time it takes for him to wind up and throw the ball.

Which is obviously extremely important. Arm strength is not all there is to getting the ball to the target quickly.

Even if Tebow had the strongest arm in the history of the NFL, the time from when he locks on and starts his throwing motion until the ball arrives would still be too long.

I’ve always thought pass rushers were more like the hemmorhoids of a team, and the defensive backs the Prep H. Soothing the burn.

Enjoyed the Kyle Orton imagery. Top notch stuff.

Tim Tebow:John Elway=Rich Harden:Nolan Ryan

Browning Nagle had a big arm, too.

Good stuff, Scip.

Kosar had a weird sidearm delivery, and was immobile. There was never a knock on his arm strength.

Cart has a weak arm and will struggle in Cleveland.

Just what a poor decision maker needs, Jake Delhomme tutoring!

when i clicked the link, i thought this might be a serious analysis. so much for that wish.

When we started this site, I had much the same dream. Alas…

What crappy analysis. By Scipio Tex that is.

As posted above, Cart is still a vag and will get killed in Cleveland, he has a bad arm and Jake Delhomme as a tutor.

Longhorns are hilarious going to such lengths to try and defend him they make ridiculous claims like Bernie Kosar had a bad arm.

Cart? Really?

He may have changed usernames, but he’s still just as stupid as he was when he went by Reality.

I would post as reality but someone who disagrees from this site would change my username.

You exemplify aggie perfectly. Bravo for existing.

college station: Where gay men go to be gay.

I’ll put this back on track. Tebow isn’t a QB, he’s Ram-Man from Masters of the Universe. Oh it’s true, I got this off of Wiki.

“Ram-Man is a sturdy warrior with poor verbal skills who runs down most of his obstacles.4 In the 1983 original series, he is rather short and resembles a Dwarf, whereas in the 2002 series he is a very large man with a disproportionately small head.”

Yep, thats him alright.

Tebow met Bowlen’s need for a community conversation changer (what, a dead DB, a puffy-pout QB, and a surly version of TO don’t get the Palin/Dobson crowd all hot and bothered for season tickets?).

Tebow met McDaniel’s need to be seen as an out-of-the-box thinker, a need that apparently supersedes his fear of being seen as an out-of-a-job coach.

AFC West — where SEC QBs go to die.

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