Gynecomastia, imo

Link to scipio’s article, you barfoon

"I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

Cheating USC muthas beat another Longhorn for his rightful recognition (Cushing / Orakpo, Bush / VY, for the overly medicated).

A big middle finger to all the people out there that make this arguement: “He hasn’t been caught cheating so it’s not fair to say he has been!!” The people that can’t use plain old visual evidence and infer tick me the hell off. These pictures have been around a long time. If you haven’t KNOWN that he’s a doper, then you’re just an idiot.

Now, can science please catch up to Albert Pujols.

The benefits of doping at this point (at least in Cushing’s case) outweigh the costs (what, 4 games?) so ridiculously that this can only be read as an encouragement to do so.

I’m curious as to what the percentage of NFL players use some sort of PED.

I am saddened by this though.

Cushing was played really well for the Texans last season.

Also it turns out that Ricky Martin is gay. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

Ricky Martin, gay? Next you’ll be telling us that Rachel Maddow and George Stephanopolous are gay.

Even more ridiculous were the Texans’ fans defending him during the draft. Like that steroid pass rushing freak in San Diego, he will tested daily and will suddenly become a very ordinary football player prone to injury.

Way to do your homework, Houston.

But, but he had a shoulder injury in that first pick! He worked really, really hard in the weight room.

Middle finger accepted Magnus.

That’s what she said.

If you think he was juicing then you probably think a few vodka sodas mess me up. Does he have before/after titties? No, I’m guessing you just have videos illustrating work rate.

p.s. I weighed 175 lbs when I graduated high school. That’s not my current weight. Guess how much I weigh, and I’ll try my best to bench your chick.

Just re-read that, and I sound like an ass.

it’s perfectly normal to post your weight and claim you can bench a certain weight while taunting other posters. actually, it’s encouraged.

Just because he doesn’t have ‘tits’ Magnus, doesn’t mean he didn’t use. If you do it smart you don’t end up with tits. You also can’t tell just by looking at someone’s head. Or because they put on 30 pounds of muscle in a month while losing fat. Well, ok, maybe that last one….

Anyway, I like to hope that Orakpo did not use steroids. I just don’t believe that the percent of NFL players taking roids is less than 90. College football is probably a lot less, but they are just too easy to get and too easy ‘hide.’ And really, I don’t give a fuck.

While a couple of vodka sodas don’t affect me much, apparently 9-10 do. Y’all have to excuse that post. I had the longest damn weekend ever. I’m happy to be back at work. Sending off a best friend with all the rest of your friends is a good way to get hammered.

I guess I’m just a simple minded homer, but I don’t think Rak used.

It’s funny that this happened only because everyone knew that it would. I’m sure we are all shocked that a white outside linebacker from suburban New Jersey who somehow ended up NFL Defensive Rookie player of the year ended up getting busted. I mean, how could that have happened??? I thought he’d follow in the obviously clean footsteps of Bill Romanowski. Or Latimer

Being reported that the banned substance was “non-steroidal”.

Does it matter?

huge –
 
No, it just means it was a forbidden masking agent.
 
Not to toot my own horn, but I pointed out the risk of drafting Cushing a year ago. He’s an excellent player, but he’s a chemical experiment. If he doesn’t cycle and mask correctly, you’ve gotten yourself a liability. And if he stops doing PEDs, you’ve got a very average football player.
 
http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2009/04/03/cushing-matthews-jr-these-arent-the-roids-youre-looking-for/

Personally, I’d wished we’d had some juice heads on that pathetic offensive line last year. It was so full of squishy dough, Pillsbury was spotted scouting for future talent at Rose Bowl.

Look we are a pill popping, medicating, enhancing society…….why do the athletes get the heat? We need to grow up and realize one thing. Enhancement doesn’t trump genetics, training, or ability.

Bottom line: make ball get points, crowd buy ticket, make paycheck bigger….juice and repeat.

Do we have lower standards for our actors and actresses that mutilate themselves to enhance their on camera appearance or extend their careers?

Do you want to go to a strip club full of small breasted dancers? NO, we want hideously fake freakish things we don’t get to see everyday. It’s the girl with the yellow hair, dark tan, tank top and big fakies that you look at first when they walk by.

What the hell does “natural” mean anymore?

If there was a pill that would make you a better salesman only if you spent long hours in training seminars,.and it shrank your nuggets…..would you take it? If Daddy makes salesmen of the month, do you start checking the medicine cabinet?

Seriously, don’t tell me you don’t like your comedians coked up, and your stock broker on the verge of a heart attack. Everyone knows the best song writers are on heroin. The come back “after rehab” albums always suck.

The fans and the media need to smoke a joint. Maybe they’d chill out, watch the game, and simply enjoy the high level of juiced up competition the athletes provide. It’s entertainment.

….Now that does sound like an ass.

I care only because I’ve been trying to become a Texans fan and a juiced-up Cushing is pretty damn good linebacker. Sucks to lose him for four games. But yeah, NFL players are basically like machines of war to me — no one complains when we re-tool a piece of weaponry to make it more effective.

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/13745270788

A test, I assume, that involved drowning witches?

Saltshaker -

You make a lot of good points, and i really only have one retort. Hypothetically, in a league where steroids are allowed, I would hate to see a very good player (player A) not on steroids feel that he has to take health risks to compete with the guys who are juicing, when in a non-steroid league, player A would be kicking ass and those other little shits would be cut in training camp. Players shouldn’t have to take steroids if they don’t want to. If you allow steroids, then they all have to take them to stay in the league.

Salt -
 
Go rent the doc Bigger, Faster, Stronger. Explores a lot of those same themes.

I think we lived through Saltshaker’s world already… and there’s just something unseemly about watching guys you rooted for drop dead in the prime of life.

At their best, sports speak to the greatest elements of humanity, but there’s a point where they appeal to the worst. And essentially making athletes into a gladiatorial class, pressuring them to take steps which give them huge immediate rewards at the price of their futures, well… that turns out to be way beyond that point. If we really wanted to accept a completely results-oriented philosophy, with no regard to the finest elements of sportsmanship, we’d all be Sooner fans…

At their best, sports speak to the greatest elements of humanity, but there’s a point where they appeal to the worst.

Yeah. It’s not ‘sports’, it’s money and fame. Simple as that.

You don’t see Women’s Field Hickey players hitting the juice.

Plus it’s be much harder to visually prove. I mean, they already have bitch tits.

So it was a fertility drug. Can we really fault a guy for wanting to be (re)productive?

Just Brian being Manny.

That was an awesome cow in Scipio’s trailor link. I wonder if I can get my wife’s cat to look like that.

Cushing keeping his ROY illustrates the percieved difference between roiding up in baseball and football in the minds of sports writers.

McGwire should have played football. Well, not Dan.

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