He is a Titan, A Mighty Mighty Titan

He also has gills.
Vince Young is running around Turks and Caicos on ESPN's dime for some much-deserved sand and surf (dispelling HenryJames' notion that black people are afraid of water). Similar to the time we sent Trips Right to Juarez to mule some H back for us to pay our server bills.
I like it when Vince tells me me he's my boy. Like Genghis Khan bringing me my favorite Garrafeira. I'm all atwitter.
Certainly, like any of us, I'm nervous when I see Vince walking into a establishment referring to itself as a RumBar. It's not a Patron shot bar, so that's something.
Vince also promises to whoop a shark's ass. As a Texas fan I put my money on Vince. Unlike certain posters on this site, I'm pretty sure Vince can conquer all manner of alien and animal creatures, like Predator or Pete Carroll. Or Jeff FIsher's gameplan. Paging Doperbo.
He is already on Kenny Britt's ass.
The one line I liked is when he talks to 'coach' and says 'Believe in me, baby.' As Scipio has pointed out, he has to have total buy in from his superiors. It seems like it's at the heart of the VY Conundrum.
He's also ready to get back to work.

As Trips said, Rumble YOUNG man. Rumble.
Watch below and read here.
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It’s great that every time you see an ex-longhorn interviewed they all inevitably flash the hook-em sign. That’s got to be worth something for recruiting.
What’s the OU and USC equivalents? hands out for car keys or cash?
by Bob on May 21, 2010 3:09 AM CDT reply actions
I saw what this was about, saw who wrote it, and knew I was getting called out. Let’s be clear, I’m a VY apologist. I was pissed when the Texans foolishly passed on him. I never lost faith in him through the benchings or his problems stemming from immaturity.
It appears that our hero is getting everything together in his life to turn this promising career into a great career.
After watching Kenny Britt play one preseason game last year I started telling anyone who would listen that he was going to be the next great young wr in the league. He did nothing in his rookie year to make me think otherwise. This offense has the talent to kill you in a number of ways.
The AFC South is going to be awesome this year.
by magnusbleuveigner on May 21, 2010 8:36 AM CDT reply actions
Oh great. A VY hater AND a Texans fan?
Excommunication, imo.
by Vasherized on May 21, 2010 9:18 AM CDT reply actions
Hook ‘em…what a great freakin’ way to end the video!
by Goosebumpy on May 21, 2010 11:18 AM CDT reply actions
“He recently switched agents, dropping Major Adams, a longtime family friend, for Tom Condon, who reps Eli and Peyton Manning.”
Love this.
by CVictoryJoyously on May 21, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions
Dude looks fit, too. Sometimes VY can get a bit thick, but the guy looks good.
by Thujone on May 21, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
It was Greg Davis that told the Titans coaches something along the lines of Vince needing to believe that his coaches really care about him. Feel the love.
He needs the trust. Once he gets that, it becomes his team. Then, basically, you never lose again. Personally, I think Fisher is way too stupid to ever fully trust Vince. Fisher would much rather win 10 games and lose in the 1st round than let a player take over his team. He is the ultimate Peter principle coach and a complete douchebag.
by Bartoncreek on May 21, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions
“Personally, I think Fisher is way too stupid to ever fully trust Vince. Fisher would much rather win 10 games and lose in the 1st round than let a player take over his team. He is the ultimate Peter principle coach and a complete douchebag.”
No doubt. Fisher should have been fired last year for his lack of professionalism. Give him the double bird, Bud.
by Give him the double bird, Bud on May 21, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions
I love Bartoncreek.
It really is interesting that the train skidded so far off the rails that had Bud Adams not insisted in playing VY, Fisher would have likely been canned. Yet, here he is.
by Drew Dunlevie on May 21, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions

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