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Mountain West Lurking Quietly, Like A Ninja In Slippers

The Mountain West is adding Boise State - which doesn't have anything to do with the Big 12 shakeout, but will have a lot to do with it once the BCS is urged to reassess its at large and automatic qualifiers in 2011 by the bowl games and playa conferences (and there will be only three: the Pac (Fill In Number), expanded SEC, expanded Big 10).

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We wish you well, Big East.

The Mountain West may be weak at the bottom, but it now features four football teams - Utah, BYU, Boise State, TCU - that have not just flirted with the national spotlight, but have taken it home and bought it cab fare the next morning. Big boy expansions are about revenue, but middling-conference expansions are about respect and relevance. Get that RPI up, get the dumb media talking, beef up the conference slate, and suddenly the MWC is contending for the #4 football conference in football hearts and minds.

One can point out that the bottom of the MWC is Charmin-soft, but that doesn't matter perceptually - conference opinions are formed from the top down. The ACC has had a balance of competitive mediocrity for a decade running and no one really gives a damn that Maryland might hammer San Diego State.

Now that the MWC has ten teams, what's next?

While the crowd marvels at the spectacle of the Big 12 estate sale, the Mountain West will be quietly slipping through the crowd grabbing wallets and watches. And, of course, the MWC can't wait to sift through the post-Big 12 refuse and dung heap. The rich are always throwing out nice things. Some possibilities?


Hey, look - I found a Kansas! Why are they here?

Kansas is getting the shaft in all of this, and this is a terrible basketball fit, but where exactly are they supposed to go? Perhaps Conference USA? Is that the conference with Alcorn State, Dartmouth, Yale, and Grambling in it? Or is that the MAC?


And look - a Kansas State! Feed it some JUCOs and it may start to look like its old self again.

My heart doesn't go out to KSU, primarily due to their ability to consistently and improbably torture us during out time in the Big 12. Still, this is an accredited college of cosmetology and court reporting and that doesn't just grow on trees. Except in Manila and other large English-speaking 3rd World capitals.


Oh, a Baylor.

Take Baylor simply for the entertainment value of the potential Baylor/BYU eucamenical gridiron orgy, aka Living Dockers Collective. It's a classic matchup: one side believes that the other will be their after life slaves on their own private planet, the other regards their opponent as cultist heretics. Yet both fanbases have the same affinity for small market news anchor haircuts. That's a bridge across the chasm of dueling faiths. Let's walk it. Together.

Of course, none of these places listed above actually have mountains, but TCU already played Rosa Parks on that one. By exanding into the flatlands, the Mountain West will invigorate their wheat crop and curb mountain lion attacks on conference adminstrators sharply. So, win-win.

The Mountain West may add some of the above or none of the above (the Kansas basketball sell is a hard one in that non-hooping league) but a jackal always feasts in the chaos when the lions battle the hyenas over an elephant carcass.

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“a jackal always feasts in the chaos when the lions battle the hyenas over an elephant carcass”

I always love old Cherokee proverbs

by texastough on Jun 11, 2010 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I first heard it in KwaZulu Natal, while sipping a G&T at the Appleby Mansions. It was related to me by a certain chap who had been with Chinese Gordon in Khartoum.

by Scipio Tex on Jun 11, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Iowa St. to vacuous for even the MWC?

by maninblack on Jun 11, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s a bit of a hike. I think Iowa State goes independent with their own community public access television package.

by Scipio Tex on Jun 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn’t the Big East have just eight football teams right now? Add Kansas, K-St, Missouri and Iowa St and they’ll have 12, enough to justfiy the Big East Championship Game nobody would watch. Those four teams plus Louisville and Cincinnati would be the western half of the conference for football.

The Big East seems to make more sense than the MWC for Kansas, at least.

by Bobby Jack Akina on Jun 11, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Meanwhile Missouri is the obnoxious frat boy who complains about the food, drink and hotness of the girls at the mixer and decides to take up a casual offer from a buddy at the Sigma Chi house — only to have the door slammed in his face.

by srr50 on Jun 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

‘Don’t be a funk’, Gordon wired to the governor of Khartoum. ‘You are men, not women. I am coming. Tell the inhabitants’

by parlin on Jun 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

The MWC is actually pretty good at basketball. Better than the (current) Pac-10 top to bottom anyway. They had four teams go to the tournament this year. None of them have any chance of beating KU except possibly BYU or New Mexico and those only if they play at home, and its still a tiny chance.

by hodad on Jun 11, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I like the reformed Big East rumor better. Of course that’s assuming both Syracuse and UConn are there to compete with. Not a fun time to be a Jayhawk but it could be worse as you’ve pointed out. The locals are reporting that A&M prefers the SEC. Sounds like a win/win? They fit better culturally there anyway and it opens up a spot for us, making the Pac 16 arguably the best football and basketball conference…

by Neon on Jun 11, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

PS: How funny is this Missouri thing? I know you guys don’t have the animosity we have towards the slavers, but this whole thing is just so stereotypical Missouri. It sucks to be shut out, but it sucks worse to be shut out when you were claiming you were moving on to a better situation.

by Neon on Jun 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

The MWC has about as many tv sets as San Antonio and not one stadium that seats as many as the Alamo Dome. Not likely to be BCS automatic qualifier any time soon.

by UT70 on Jun 11, 2010 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree about the difference between big boy and mid-tier conference expansions, and for the Mountain West to go after the Big 12’s leftovers is a no-brainer. The problem is that while the MWC is looking for that name-brand credibility, the ex-Big 12 schools will still be trying to protect their bottom line first & foremost. The only legitimate BCS-caliber athletic programs in the Mountain West are BYU and Utah. Everyone else would be a financial leech on Kansas, Mizzou & co. Joining the Big East would be the best option, and the Big East would be stupid not to take them. Since the Big East is prone to stupidity, the other option would be for the Big 12 schools to invite Utah, BYU, TCU, and some other random turd (like maybe Memphis) to join THEM in a new 9-team lineup instead of them joining the bucket of suck that is the Mountain West. A lineup of Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Utah, BYU, TCU, Baylor, Iowa State, and School X is better than the Big East’s lineup, a pretty legit basketball conference, and way more appealing than a league of luminaries like UNLV, New Mexico, Wyoming, and San Diego State.

by Mike on Jun 11, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

UH is trying to make itself more attractive for the inevitable 2nd tier/big 12 left over consolidation.

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/sports/local/100610-uh-considers-$160-million-stadium_arena-project

by UT_06 on Jun 11, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Scip -

With all that’s going on you write about the MWC? Ninjas in Slippers? NU out manuevers UT and you have no comment?

by Major Cult on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbc98uqofI

If this has already been posted, sorry for duplicating. Aggie bashing never gets old.

by Ron McKelvey on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

You think NU outsmarted UT? You are dumber than a box of acorns.

But I agree Scipio’s take on all this is very welcome.

What do you think about Aggie)

by Rusty Butterson on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes. When will the Scipion thoughts on the tamu situation be unveiled?

by Hookah Horns on Jun 12, 2010 3:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Butterman –
NU gets an academic upgrade, more money and a more balanced sharing of power in their new conference. They also lose the “baggage” of the Big 12 that we are still lugging around. NU has vastly improved their position.

by Major Cult on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 AM CDT reply actions  

UH could have the best facilities in the nation, but until they improve their attendance, it won’t count for much. Jim Nantz can erroneously blame Ann Richards all he wants, but the truth is that, despite being the 3rd-largest university in TX for a loooonnngggg time, UH has had crappy attendance, even when they were good (like during the Andre Ware days). UH belongs in a 2nd-tier conference b/c they’re a 2nd-tier school.

by Joetx on Jun 12, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Major Cult,

Just because Neb improved it’s own situation, that doesn’t mean Neb ‘outsmarted’ Texas. It’s not a zero-sum thing.

Whatever UT does, PAC-10 or SEC or Big Tent — or even stuck in a shitty Big 12 for another year — we’ll end up better off than Neb in the long run. They had a lot more room for improvement than UT did.

by Woody Bombay on Jun 12, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Where’s this bilge that Nebraska somehow “outsmarted” UT coming from? The children of the corn grabbed their only available lifeline out of the Big 12 because they NEVER outdid UT in anything, except whining. Oh, and by the way, they shafted some longtime conference mates like Mizzou, KU, etc. in the process of getting their Big 10 invite. They capped everything off by a parting press conference in which Dr. Tom and the chancellor blamed everybody else, while making themselves out as blameless victims for the way things have gone in the Big 12. You stay classy cornshuckers.

UT’s gonna come out of this just fine, in the Pac 16 OR the Big whatever, or even in the SEC. (But I SERIOUSLY doubt that one!) We didn’t want to be the first one out the door…and our Boulder buddies took care of that. Nebraska, seeing a UT conspiracy under every bed and in every closet, closely followed Colorado, so now, nobody can say UT pulled an arkysaw and broke up a conference. We’re still the most attractive expansion target out there, and the only one (other than possibly Neutered Dame) that every conference worth its’ tv contract is willing to make major concessions to get.

We’ll probably wind up with the west coast teams, but a part of me would love for us to go to the Big 10, and at the first meeting in 2012, say to Dr. Tom…“Meet the new King, same as the OLD King!” One more quick thought for Nebraska fan here…you didn’t handle your dealings with UT very well for the last decade and a half. Good luck in your dealings with tOSU, Michigan, and Penn State. They’ve been running things in the Big 10 for a lot longer than the Big 12 was around, and I doubt they’re gonna abdicate any of their power to you newcomers.

by coolhorn on Jun 12, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent. Good for Boise. Now if they can play all those 3 teams and come out unscathed, they deserve to go to the MNC.

by yojimbox on Jun 13, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Exciting stuff you talk about here. Nearly a a single sided argument don’t you think?

by cosmetology on Jul 29, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I make slipper socks all the time but don’t place something about the bottom, they’re just thicker yarn. I feel some craft stores sell a spray-on rubber grip that achievable to get, although, in case really actually feel you need it.

by Andrea Gauss on Aug 29, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Slippers are fuzzy and usually do not have a heel. Sandals aren’t fuzzy and do have heels.

by Elisha Medious on Aug 29, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

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